Your Type Isn’t Working

Spring Grab Bag

We are BACK! After an early spring break, we're back with more chaos! This week we are recapping life as of late, giving a few product recs & diving into our current tv recs!

Your Type Isn’t Working

This week we discuss why you need to stop dating your ‘type’. At our ripe age of ~27~ we have decided focusing on your physical type brings nothing but heart break and loss of orgasms. We explain all the reasons your focus on ‘type’ should be 70% emotional and 30% physical and 100% fulfilling! Don’t sell yourself short, don’t underestimate, and always get yours. Cheers!

This Is Our Circus, These Are Our Monkeys!

Why & when did behavioral traits become trendy? Hot takes of the week: not liking confrontation as a personality trait is pick me behavior and living by 'not my circus, not my monkeys' is cowardice. There! We said it! This week we discuss why minding your business at the expense of others isn't noble, why you should always send the 'hey girl' text & the only times 'don't tell her' is acceptable. Are we sensing a theme yet? Cheers to a girls girl summer! Thank you to our partner Hardly Water! Get ready to quench your thirst with Hardly Water, the brainchild of a badass woman right here in Chicago! Say goodbye to bubbly bloat and hello to a uniquely flavored, all-natural cocktail refreshment. Chicago girls, grab a Hardly Water at your neighborhood bar and select retail locations around the city and join the carbonation-free movement that is busting the seltzer bubble! Visit drinkhardlywater.com [http://drinkhardlywater.com] for more info! Cere is the first ever pleasure tool company created and designed by physicians to align pleasure and anatomy in harmony. Across demographics, women are not climaxing at the same rate as their male counterparts. Cerē is pursuing an end to the pleasure gap, by prioritizing sexual wellness in every picture of health. Cere offers a variety of products to be used solo or with a partner including the first ever vibrator that is based on the only organ that is dedicated solely to pleasure and award winning intimacy gel. Enjoy pleasure prescribed with Cere, its doctors orders. Use code JUSTONE20 for 20% off your purchase!

He Misses Me, He Misses Me Not

Is it true that some people don’t actually know what “missing” someone feels like? We don’t know but we put it into words and talk about for an hour anyways! How do you describe intangible feelings? Let us tell ~try~ to tell you!

Spring Gab Session

Travel, psychics, and Colleen f*cking Hoover (again). This week we're catching up- the girls needed to gab! Things we recommend- romcom plots, psychic readings, hugging your mom! Not recommended - sun burns, getting the ick, Reminders of Him, Thanks to our partner for this episode, PRP Wine! PRP Wine International is the pioneer of in home wine samplings. They have been delivering the taste and feel of the vineyards to their clients’ doorsteps since 1989. Their goal is to entertain and educate their clients on the world of fine wines. They believe in building close relationships with all of their clients by offering a personal service that other wine companies simply cannot match. Check them out at PRPwine.com [http://PRPwine.com] or contact Emma (eparsons@prpwine.com [eparsons@prpwine.com]) or Seth (sgreene@prpwine.com [sgreene@prpwine.com]) for all of your wine inquiries! Cere is the first ever pleasure tool company created and designed by physicians to align pleasure and anatomy in harmony. Across demographics, women are not climaxing at the same rate as their male counterparts. Cerē is pursuing an end to the pleasure gap, by prioritizing sexual wellness in every picture of health. Cere offers a variety of products to be used solo or with a partner including the first ever vibrator that is based on the only organ that is dedicated solely to pleasure and award winning intimacy gel. Enjoy pleasure prescribed with Cere, its doctors orders. Use code JUSTONE20 for 20% off your purchase!