Ep 3 - The Goldfish Tried To Warn Him, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid

Ep 6 - Ben 10 Pillows & Furniture Clearance; We Watched The Cartoon Network Hotel Die!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2607608/fan_mail/new] Exhausted and irritated after a long day, we dragged ourselves over to the studio and toughed it out to record this one right after our adventure to the Cartoon Network Hotel right before it went defunct. Half-assed theming, a motel room with one Ben 10 pillow and half a comforter, and a gift shop that turned full Macy’s furniture liquidation. Y’know, “50% off, everything must go” At least Finn & Jake statue was cool!  Ace surprised Josh with the much stronger Netflix House in Philly for a One Piece escape room and solid photo ops!  Buckle Up Please Remain Seated We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢 Follow Us On Social Media! Facebook https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156 X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons Instagram https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons Threads https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en Follow Ace On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/ Follow Sahm On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joshuwazzam/ Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios. Hosted by Ace LeGrand & Joshua Sahm. Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora. Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand. Transcript by Felix Oden.

Ep 5 - Our First Time At Epic Universe ft Queenda Qua & The 2004 Season Pass That Outlived Katrina

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2607608/fan_mail/new] Josh is back from vacation and immediately hits us with the most unhinged Six Flags flex of all time, his 2004 season pass for a park that Katrina wiped out in 2005. We roast casual locals who think their Six Flags is the only one, debate surviving Falcon’s Flight in Saudi Arabia, and set ridiculous endurance challenges involving Ethan, Pantheon, and Candymonium. Then Josh gives the raw, unfiltered breakdown of his 28th birthday at Epic Universe: why we waited 3 hours for Battle of Ministry (spoiler alert; it rained), Stardust Racers breaking down, Monsters Unchained blowing our minds so much Ace went for seconds, Sahm feeling underwhelmed with Mario Kart and much more! The vibes still slap harder than the complaints online however. Ace updates us on being an adult struggling at Nickelodeon Universe, bumper car war crimes, and way too much Fast & Furious talk. Classic Lap Bar Lessons banter! Zero filter, pure coaster nerd chaos! Buckle Up Please Remain Seated We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢 Follow Us On Social Media! Facebook https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156 X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons Instagram https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons Threads https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en Follow Ace On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/ Follow Sahm On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joshuwazzam/ Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios. Hosted by Ace LeGrand & Joshua Sahm. Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora. Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand. Transcript by Felix Oden.

Ep 4 - Ace Is Live At Epic Universe Trying To Ride Everything; Sahm Gets FOMO, Hungry, & Tired; You're Never Going To Believe Who Crashes Out!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2607608/fan_mail/new] In this fun, chaotic bonus episode, Ace is live from Epic Universe tackling his ambitious "ride every single ride in one day" challenge. Joined by Sahm on the phone, Ace gives us real-time updates while waiting in some of the park’s longest queues, including Battle at the Ministry of Magic & Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge. The duo chats through wait times, single rider strategy, ride impressions (Dragon Racer Rally, Hiccup’s Wing Glider, Yoshi’s Adventure, and more), queue details, park tips, and plenty of unfiltered banter. Expect laughs, FOMO talk, nap negotiations, Mario-themed tangents, and honest thoughts on whether Epic Universe is truly a “half-day park.” Raw, in-the-moment, and full of theme park energy. Are you planning a trip to Epic Universe? Wanna just live vicariously through someone grinding lines all day?  A must-listen for Universal fans, ride warriors, and anyone who loves that real park-day vibe. Buckle Up Please Remain Seated We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢 Follow Us On Social Media! Facebook https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156 X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons Instagram https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons Threads https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en Follow Ace On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/ Follow Sahm On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joshuwazzam/ Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios. Hosted by Ace LeGrand & Joshua Sahm. Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora. Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand. Transcript by Felix Oden.

Ep 3 - The Goldfish Tried To Warn Him, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2607608/fan_mail/new] Lap Bar Lessons Episode 3: The Goldfish Tried To Warn Us, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid We settle the debate: Islands of Adventure > Universal Studios Florida (argue with a wall). Josh goes from theme park newbie to full convert as we relive his first trip!  Forbidden Journey dragon breathing fire on him, Cat in the Hat animatronic giving us a bath, Jurassic Park River Adventure splashing us, Spider-Man swinging us around, Sahm’s confident stride over to VelociCoaster turned ugly with a slip & fall, and the Hagrid’s motorbike obsession that took over his life. “Just hang on” Plus we give the King Kong animatronic its flowers & praise, Seuss Landing it’s love, especially the Zax, Hulk regret after VelociCoaster, and we’re going to find out why it’s Ace’s birthday but Sahm is the only one turning up? Buckle Up Please Remain Seated We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢 Follow Us On Social Media! Facebook https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156 X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons Instagram https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons Threads https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en Follow Ace On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/ Follow Sahm On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joshuwazzam/ Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios. Hosted by Ace LeGrand & Joshua Sahm. Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora. Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand. Transcript by Felix Oden.

Ep 2 - Why Did You Grab The Helicopter Like That? Sahm Sprains His Ankle First Day At Universal Studios Florida

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2607608/fan_mail/new] Josh’s First Universal Trip + Six Flags America Rides For Sale!? Ace is sick and disappointed in Sahm for not watching the Epic Universe documentary. We react live to Six Flags America rides hitting the resale market. Ragin’ Cajun, Harley Quinn Spinsanity & more. Then we dive deep into Sahm’s very first time at Universal Studios Florida. Why did we rope-drop Minions? How did Sahm feel about Rip Ride Rocket’s (rip) vertical lift? How much did Vin really have us covered on Fast & Furious Supercharged? Did Ace really sneak a second ride in on Mummy while Sahm ate? Why is E.T. one of the most goated dark rides? How insane was Diagon Alley actually? Find out all of this on today’s episode! We also had some fun side tangents about the 600ft+ giga coaster, Falcons Flight, Beverly Coca Cola horror stories, (if you know, you know), Sahm almost holding us up with a hurt ankle, and Ace utilizing his expertise to find the medical center. Buckle Up Please Remain Seated We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢 Follow Us On Social Media! Facebook https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156 X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons Instagram https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons Threads https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en Follow Ace On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/ Follow Sahm On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joshuwazzam/ Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios. Hosted by Ace LeGrand & Joshua Sahm. Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora. Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand. Transcript by Felix Oden.