There are 75 Elevators

Ryan White Privilege

Maniga Mia! An episode so good Elton John would eulogize it with the same song over and over and over again my friend aw you don’t believe we’re on the eve of deez nutz, son. So what we got? Everyone’s favorite virus! A whole lot of Johnny Damon cuz we saw him on the tee-vee and we’re like “WTF it’s John Damon now?” and he has big honkers. That’s why I marry him. You can dress him up real nice.  You wants facts? We got facts. Potato facts. You can take that to the potato bank. It’s my second favorite kind of bank.  We got a whole lot of bathtub stuff too. Bathtubs just keep coming up everywhere. In once bit I actually play the bathtub like a musical instrument. See if you can spot it! If you can, let us know! HOA Karen is back! WHAAA??? Yeah! Is she in a bathtub? Bitch, you know that shit’s about a pool! So let’s have a pocket pool party. You’re up, handsome. Chalk that cue. You can find all our information here [https://linktr.ee/legsandeggspod] Don't forget to leave us a message 929-263-4165 ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Gennifer Flowers For Algernon

Holy shit it’s two episodes in, like, one week. You ever try fitting two things into one thing? It makes crumbs all over the place. This time we have FOX and JULIO from The Conspiracy Soldiers’ Podcast [https://rss.com/podcasts/conspiracysoldiers/]. We don’t even talk about conspiracies and only a little bit about soldiers. Also there’s no audible kissing. It’s all quiet and sneaky-like. Are they kissing? Who is kissing? We don’t know. All that and Heather is still on vacation. She does vacation things like drink wine and cry about Andy Kaufman. Klem poops a little too. You know how we do.  Leave us a message 929-263-4165 Learn everything you've ever wanted to know about us here [https://linktr.ee/legsandeggspod] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Yeast In My Tater Chowder

Grease the skids. Skid ‘em good. Slide the wheel. Feel the steel. Banana Steele. That’s my name. My dad is Remington and I’m about to shave you nasty. Welcome back to Legs & Eggs [https://linktr.ee/legsandeggspod], everyone. I’m your host Fupa Jones and we’re back with more sound. And more Shidder Mob [https://linktr.ee/shiddermob]. Goin’ Mobb Deep with Shidder Mob. So deep, so deep, it put Deepak Chopra to sleep. RIP Deepak. Spent the extra $129 on his pawprint. It has the same number of fingers as Rahm Emmanuel. You know what else? Heather goes to work! She also goes to Foxwoods and talks about cigarettes and elevators. There’s some dick stuff too. Just in general. Not necessarily with Heather. Though I wouldn’t count that out. I just wouldn’t expect it is all.  Bok Choi Facts? Yeah, we got that. I sing a lot. Klem sings a lot. You know there’s chowder. All kinds and lots of it. And something called Thanksgiving Fart that I don’t remember what that is but it sounds promising. And holy shit, we’ve got not one but TWO John Wayne’s featured in this episode. Can you guess which two? Keep it 1600 my friends, Your darling Fupa ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Do Balls Touch?

Come and knock on our door. Come and sit on our couch. Come shine a black light on our couch and wonder what on earth can make a splatter that shape. Come get stripped down with us. We just chilling at home. We getting sensual under the covers. Klem drops a Top Ten in the tub. Heather smokes a cigarette and we haaaaaaaaaaangin’. We talkin’ bout practice. By “practice” I mean double penetration. That’s two penetrations going on at once. What is there to say about it? Does jet fuel melt steel peens? Let’s find the fuck the out.  Let's get Intimate at the Melody Tent. Take a peek under our covers and let’s make some sounds under this tarp. *Why does Quentin Tarantino hate the metric system? *Because he likes everything expressed to him as feet. Love us more than Truck Month? You can find all our merch, social media, newsletter and more right here: https://linktr.ee/legsandeggspod [https://linktr.ee/legsandeggspod] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

There are 75 Elevators

We have more Shidder Mob. It’s not a secret. We’re telling you right now Before you leak it Have you hugged your kid today? Specifically, have you hugged your kid in a Chinese restaurant on Cape Cod? Does your finger have a name? Is it Chester? Chester the Finger? I know a finger. His name is Finger. He hangs out with Hal but that’s a story for another time because we have more SHIDDER MOB [https://linktr.ee/shiddermob] and a whole bunch of other business to get to. So let’s get this business to the front. We have MORE SHIDDER MOB! [https://open.spotify.com/album/5JxTwxCUtZXFwZypR4dEGm?si=Zi4p91OcQkKt4qkr0KucXg] We get into it — all of it — with A$AP SHID and The Shitman. Heather goes to the Casino. Heather also has eye problems but she also definitely goes to the casino. Klem talks toilet with her Toilet Talk and STUMP-O-MANIA runs wild on you! Fupa sings a lot. So strap on in. We’re gonna get some General T-Sow’s at the Tiki Port. Interested in our Newsletter? Maybe you want a Fupa Jones shower curtain. How would I know? I don't know you. But I do know you can find all that and more by clicking RIGHT HERE [https://linktr.ee/legsandeggspod] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.