Episode 23: Free the Gearshaft

Episode 23: Free the Gearshaft

Podcast malpractice new Sonic OC, KG the Bee Real Bionicle Power Bash Bionicle boob windows Various Hard Knock Lives Full body “UNHHHHH”s Lesbionicle Sex ed moment Fun with Onomatopoeia The Contract Theory of Suspension of Disbelief Gravity Falls, Imitatability, and Grand Theft Auto Emma’s Mom Builds a Siege Engine Getting Punked by the Homestuck Animated Series June Egbert Pregnancy Scare Gay and Desaturated Jail Makuta’s Obviously Evil Bird Leitmotif Disease The Yeast that Ferments Homestuck Educational Supervillains Vakama Misses the Point of Destiny Grungler Deep Lore A Meme Based Society Matau says “Fuck The Police” Bionicles Can Have Christmas Nidhiki’s Customer Service Job Anti-PincerDiscrimination Bionicle Commits Advertising Fraud Pretty Good Horrible Visions You can (narratively) do anything to a robot The Qualities of A Godzilla She Would Not Fucking Say That (Admit she’s wrong) The Politics of Nostalgia and Kid’s Media The Devil Wears Bionicle Sneakers Metru Nui does Canadian Liberalism Wasted Potential ofMoose Rahi The world’s most offensive aloha shirt Losing a leg in the Podcast Mines Is Warhammer 40k a Bionicle?

Episode 22: WTYP: The Metru Nui Chute Collapse

* Minnesota State Legislature Shootings (an episode we released two months after recording due to Nausi’s job search) * Naus Gets Pessimistic About Protests (ends at 4:30) * Naus’s Third Amendment Kink (begins at 4:30) * Falklands War Discourse * Nausicaä would like to apologize to the people of Argentina * Deltarune 3&4 Thoughts * The Return Of The Exposition Rocks * Ebeneezer Scrooge Fit Check * The Makuta Rock * Lhikan Alone * Nidhiki Fumbles Bad Bitches Harder Than Anyone Ever Has * The Great Spirit of Civilization * Dume As Saruman * Social Stratification and Inferior Discs * More Irish Le-Matoran * Introducing Ideologies To Mata Nui’s Brain * Communism Vaccine * Nidhiki: Poor Little Meow Meow * Vakama Is Anxious In Public * Why Do They Have This Device In Metru Nui? * Naus’s Ashitaka Demon Arm * They Fly Now?! * Nidhiki Found With She/Her Pronouns In Poland * Wanking Himself With The Demon Arm * Exerting Elvis Privilege * I Bet It Feels Good As Hell To Fuse Disks Together * Overthinking Spirit Stars * Kikanalo: Good Beasts * Toa Replacements * Who gave Onewa this power? * What Mewing Should Mean * Makuta’s Vore Moment * Queering the Beam/Portal Dichotomy * Everyone can build!

Episode 21: Some Kind of Energy Field?

Discussion topics: * This Podcast Can Drink * The Huss Nasties * Twin Peaks * The Wrong Station Kraata Wall * Murder Complex? * Bionicle Touhous * Firebending Dads * Nausicaä Gets Dunked On Really Hard * Whenua's Shapeshifter Anxieties * Blurring the Definition of a Rahi * Chatting About Rahkshi Design * Filipino Psychology and the Bechdel Test * Nokama’s Paranoia * New York Lava Eels * Whenua: Tumblrina? * The Department of Universal Metru Efficiency * Assassins’ Clue * Nuju’s Conflict Avoidance * The Podcast Briefly Becomes Haunted By a Liberal Academic * Krahka’s Combiner Set Design * Why Matoran Have Elements * Vakama’s Terrible Convictions * Krahka Internality * Baby’s First Horror Sting * Turaga Vakama Fumbles the Age-Appropriate Moral Lesson

Episode 20: Kind of a Sports Episode?

Sorry that you can hear both of us clicking on our goddamn mice throughout this. Discussion topics: * Alcohol LARPing * Airplane Podcasting * Bionicle In Louisiana * We Address The Acadian Expulsion * Why Vahki Have Bone In It * The Existential Horror of Being a Teenager * The Time Tunnel * The Matoran Walk Into A Trap * Turaga Frederick of Prussia-Koro * Figuring Out What To Do With Adulthood * WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR HOUSE * Archimedes’ Conundrum [https://beanytuesday.tumblr.com/post/713595748809359360/guide-to-board-games] * Matoran Board Games * “I’m Not Going To Shoot You For A Newbery Medal” * Nuparu Bioengineering * Offscreen Toxic Yuri * The Metru Nui Social Ladder * The Klingon Scientist Problem * Rahkshi Recontextualization * The Teenage Loneliness Tunnels * Beth of the Author * Trans-inclusive sports misogynist [https://beanytuesday.tumblr.com/post/685871291313668096] * Teenager’s First Betrayal * The Demon Zoo * Mark Twain v. William of Baskerville * Illusions Guy Matau * Planning to Outwit Shapeshifters, Fair Folk, and Walruses * Or All the Seas with Oysters [https://avramdavidson.com/or-all-the-seas-with-oysters/] * The Sea Was Wet as Wet Could Be [https://lexal.net/scifi/scifiction/classics/classics_archive/wilson/index.html] * Elementary Translation * Metru Nui Public Transit * Nuju, Peacemaker By Grump * A Surprise Girl That Will Help Us Later * The Sub-Urbanites

Episode 19: “You’re Giving God Brain Damage! You Need To Research The Creatures!”

* The One True Libertarian In All Canada * Seatsafetyswitch (https://seatsafetyswitch.com/post/173031559253/detomaso-pantera-honourable-death-like-tim [https://seatsafetyswitch.com/post/173031559253/detomaso-pantera-honourable-death-like-tim]) * Stealing The Copper Wiring From The Government * The Hilbert Scrotum * Metru Nui Recap Comics (https://www.tumblr.com/leroleroart/751391026366873600/depression-comic [https://www.tumblr.com/leroleroart/751391026366873600/depression-comic]) * Not The Best News The Toa Had Heard All Day * Toa As Sudden Teenagers * Through Vakama’s Eyes * As You Know, The Legend of the Great Disks * Protagonist-Centered Knowledge * Cool Teen Mask Powers * Closeted Vakama * Matau Follows The Noble Eightfold Path * Vakama’s Dalliance With The Morbuzakh * Vahki Police Brutality * Summary Comix * The Rahi Bestiaries * Metru Nui Archives Negligence Suit * The Mystery of the Bionicles Lunchables Comics * Vahki Don’t Know What Toa Are * Onewa Police Brutality * A Well-Drawn Morbuzakh * A Shining Metru On A Hill * Why Do Vahki Have Bone In It? * The Lesbionicle Baby Education Tapes