Lotsa Pasta

What’s better than the beginning of a story? The end of a story. That’s right. I got you. You didn’t see that coming. You couldn’t possibly see that coming. Maybe you did, it is the finale episode for this story after all, we’ve been talking about it for a while. Maybe you did know. Maybe you knew too much. You know what they say about people who know too much. They suck. Yeah, I said it. I got you again, you fucking know-it-all. Anyways, Cannibal Siren and I are back to finish this fucking story once and for all. This one goes out to all the mentally ill both on an off this podcast. May we eternal R.I.P. And by that I mean, rest in pieces (of weed). That’s the real kicker here, after all. If this narrator had just taken a dab none of this would’ve happened. He would’ve been too stoned to read that note in the first place; Chucking that shit out like the junk mail it is. Does this ending redeem itself? Kinda. No spoilers, but KINDA. Let’s get into it.  The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(45:36) by Polterkites https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/] Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA [https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA] AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta [https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta] MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio [http://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio] YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw] SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ [http://www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/] (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath [http://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath] FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ [http://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/] Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:  CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.  Follow: @cryo-chamber [https://soundcloud.com/cryo-chamber] Thank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What a fun time we have together, Mr. SkellyBones. Let this be a chronicle of our friendship even when I’m long gone, dead and buried. Well, hopefully cremated with my ashes spread around some shitty location in Orlando, Florida that is not The Haunted Mansion found in the Magic Kingdom on Walt Disney World theme park property. Or Horrorland. If you can find it, let me rest there, if possible, cause I already live there mentally whenever I eat peanut butter now. Or whenever I watch any program with Gordon Ramsey. Anyways, we’re back to read more Goosebumps today but before that we’re going to take a brief dive into all things Attack on Titan, because the review has been a long time coming and some promises you make in Dead Space together need to be fulfilled if only to the amusement of one of us. This might be a podcast, but I’m not ALL TALK, everyone.  Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland (1:31:36) by R.L. Stine Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA [https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA] AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta [https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta] MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio [http://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio] YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw] SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ [http://www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/] (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath [http://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath] FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ [http://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/] Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:  CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.  Follow: @cryo-chamber [https://soundcloud.com/cryo-chamber] Thank you! “Horrorland“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. That is clearly and respectfully due to the awesome artist that is POGO and I merely mention and feature his work here to pay the greatest amount of respect and to shed whatever light I can on his talent. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What the heck is going on in here? I mean, we keep ending up back in this basement despite all the shit going on and there is A LOT of SHIT going on. Let’s just say that this episode goes to places I never even knew possible, even considering the basement. When we’re not in the basement, who know’s where this is going. At least in the basement, we know where’s it’s going, right? WRONG. It’s going places. Other places. Not basement related places. At its best, this story provides surprises. At its worst, this story provides surprises. It’s a mixed bag, but no one knows where this is going, I assure you. Unreliable as ever, let’s get into it. Back into the basement we go.  The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(23:38) by Polterkites https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/] Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA [https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA] AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta [https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta] MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio [http://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio] YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw] SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ [http://www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/] (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath [http://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath] FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ [http://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/] Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:  CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.  Follow: @cryo-chamber [https://soundcloud.com/cryo-chamber] Thank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership.  Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Well, this is surely a splendid evening with Mr. Heavyhands. We hold ourselves with the utmost decorum, and only the finest quality of conversation. You may say we’re gentlemen, but we claim to be normal folk, you can tell by our wit and our banter as such. We may be reading a story called Butcherface, but we’re also talking about shitting our pants and farting on the podcast. I know, I know. This is what you’re here for. Have you or a loved one ever shit your pants and tried to conceal it? Contact us at LPCaptainDeath@Gmail.com [LPCaptainDeath@Gmail.com] to tell us your harrowing, close-shit experiences. We’re here for it. We’re here for shit. There really isn’t that much more to say. Harold’s a funny guy, I couldn’t help but put him on the shit-seat.  BUTCHERFACE (46:41) by Dash32 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/iffgt/butcherface_part_1/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/iffgt/butcherface_part_1/] Support us on PATREON:  https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA [https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA] AND KO-FI:  https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta [https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta] MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio [http://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio] YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw] SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ [http://www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/] (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath [http://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath] FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ [http://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/] Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:  CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.  Follow: @cryo-chamber [https://soundcloud.com/cryo-chamber] Thank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership.  Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It’s part two and it’s NOT an electric boogaloo, to say the least. It’s more like an exposition boogaloo and let’s just say that the buck doesn’t stop, there. This stories is elevating itself and self-conflating itself in ways I never thought possible and on ONE hand I think I’m being too critical; Because I do really like this story and it makes me think and it tickles that part of my brain where I’m like OH DAMN, that is pretty spooky. And then there’s another side of me that says, I’m an armchair critic and my armchair is getting too old for this shit; By that I mean, we’ve seen this before and we’ve seen this done better. It’s not a good excuse, i’ll keep my liberties close and my coat racks closer… If that even matters anymore. I’ll try to keep this short and sweet, if you catch the tongue-in-cheek nature of the screenshots I’ll be using for the rest of this series, I think you’ll understand where I’m coming from the most. If not, be thankful for the ride. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(27:45) by Polterkiteshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.