I Tried to Find the Only Person Ever Hit by Space Trash

Mother’s Day, Data Centers in Space, and Reno’s Thai Food

Mike is gearing up for the Portugal Plan, launching Rat Tail Summer, and trying to determine whether orbital data centers are the future of humanity or just future space trash. This episode is full of Reno hotel disasters, an ethical question about Mother’s Day, guerrilla marketing experiments, and upcoming comedy shows in Oregon, Seattle, and beyond. The mission continues: collect one piece of space trash by any means necessary. Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. * Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠ [https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast]  * Email ideas: ⁠mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com⁠  👉 Follow Mike on socials:  Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath]  YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠ [https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath]  Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/]  TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy] Breakdown 00:00 Grand Opening 01:08 The Portugal Plan 07:16 Space News 13:31 Rat Tail Summer Update 15:08 Reno 20:40 Guerrilla Marketing in Medford 27:44 Mother’s Day 30:32 Buying Adult Diapers 24:19 Thai Food in Reno 25:35 Dog the Bounty Hunter Sighting 33:38 Upcoming Shows

Rattail Summer, South Korea, and the Broken Chair

Welcome to the Summer of the Rattail! In this ep, Mike welcomes a new listener from South Korea (with some genuinely wild fun facts), and workshops a Portuguese version of the Orbital Garbage Project poster using a new “everyman” character. He breaks down a new grassroots marketing idea involving little libraries, debuts a completely legitimate Star Bros ad, and questions why the U.S. Space Force has $3.2B for missiles but not $2M for space trash. Plus: live comedy clips from a broken chair moment, an unhinged open mic interruption, and a chaotic book-themed set—before wrapping with upcoming shows. Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. * Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠ [https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast]  * Email ideas: ⁠mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com⁠  👉 Follow Mike on socials:  Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath]  YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠ [https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath]  Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/]  TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy] Rattails -https://tinyurl.com/27emd98a 0:00 – Summer of the Rattail 7:26 – New Listener Country 10:22 – South Korea Fun Facts 21:31 – The Portuguese Poster 24:22 – Little Libraries 27:02 – Star Bros Ad 28:54 – Space News 32:46 – The Broken Chair 33:57 – Emerald City Open Mic Moment 36:41 – The Book Show 38:07 – Upcoming Shows

Move in Silence Like Lasagna

Patreon Preview for the ears of the Inner Circle Only! Get access to secret MHOGP Knowledge here:  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath [https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath] Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard!

I Tried to Find the Only Person Ever Hit by Space Trash

Mike talks through a new idea to wear a space suit every episode, breaks down adding listeners in 2 new countries, tries to speak Spanish, Top 10 Celebs in South Africa, and heads to Idea Station with plans to track down the only person ever hit by space junk. He also talks comedy updates from Battle of the Ages and a chaotic open mic, plus some life tidbits that spiral into getting hit with a Four Loko in Seattle and paranoia about smart TVs. Finally, Mike previews a Europe trip and upcoming shows while continuing the mission to collect one piece of space trash. Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. * Guerrilla Marketing Posters: https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast [https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast]  * Email ideas: mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com [mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com]  👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath [https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath] YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath [https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ [https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy [https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy] BREAKDOWN: 00:00 – Space Suit Idea 🚀 07:11 – International Growth 🌍 08:10 – Uruguay 11:10 – Top 10 Celebrities 🇿🇦 20:00 – IDEA STATION 31:14 – Comedy Updates 36:35 – Tidbits, Europe Trip & Upcoming Shows

Topeka, Artemis II, + 9 New Countries

Mike went to Kansas City and Topeka to tell jokes at the Beacon Theatre and Clint’s Comedy Club. He talks about performing for an older crowd, a heckler moment, and exciting new developments! Mike also gets into travel stories, forgetting to hang up guerrilla marketing posters (twice), a weird neighborhood manifesto about how to walk around, and some KC food stops. The podcast is growing internationally (9 new countries) and gives a quick update on Artemis II. Shows in Seattle this weekend at the Rabbit Box. Seattle Set Up Tickets: https://setupcomedy.com/seattle [https://setupcomedy.com/seattle] Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. * Guerrilla Marketing Posters: https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast [https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast]  * Email ideas: mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com [mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com]  👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath [https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath] YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath [https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ [https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy [https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy] Breakdown: 00:00 Opening Tidbits 01:05 Kansas trip 06:29 Clints Comedy Club 09:27 Forgot posters + KC listener 10:24 Neighborhood manifesto 14:18 Travel, hot tub, KC food 16:18 Topeka show + crowd moments 21:05 Flight delay back to Seattle 22:10 Seattle shows with Franceso de Carlo 24:24 Podcast growth into 9 new countries 29:01 Space News: Artemis II update 30:19 Encouraging Comments + outro