S5.E156: Ice Cream Social, Cookie Dough, Car Wash, People Replacement, French Law, Slate Truck, Golf Wins, Tennis States

S5.E158: Breakfast Foods, Senor Panchos, Missing Books, Expensive King Arthur, Crown Nuggets, Softball and Baseball Crush, Knicks Getting Ready

Holy cow, what a Tuesday morning here in Woodland! Tell ya, the sports are wild and the breakfast talk has us starving--talking lemon bread, croissants, and two scoops of Raisin Bran! But get this: those freshmen have 58 missing library books! Can you believe it? Half the library is in their lockers! Over at the news desk, a King Arthur manuscript from the 1300s is going for $2.7 million—that’s a lot of cannolis! And Burger King brought back those crown nuggets after 15 years; We might need a road trip to Ansonia for some nuggies! Now, for the real action: Woodland Baseball shut out Lyman 7-0, and the softball team mercied Northwest 12-0! We’ve got track stars like Colby Marsan and Leah Zainc qualifying for the Opens, too. In the pros, Miles Garrett is heading to the Rams, and AJ Brown is a Patriot—man, that’s a blockbuster! Plus, Odell Beckham Jr. is back with the Giants wearing number 3. And don't forget, the Knicks are playing so late the Mayor officially banished bedtime! What a world!

S5.E157: June Starts, Bikes v. Scooters, Segwats, Stanley Owala, Sky is Falling, Softball and Baseball States

The June 1st edition of "Good Morning Woodland" marks the start of the final stretch of the school year, with seven days of classes remaining before exams and graduation. The hosts discuss the resurgence of kids on bikes and jokingly suggest Segways for school security. Recent polls show a preference for traveling to the past over the future, while the new poll focuses on Stanley vs. Owala drinking containers. Key announcements include the Halo awards, a Senor Ponchos fundraiser for Fine Arts, and free summer passes at Planet Fitness.In general news, a meteor recently shattered over the New England border, and the SS United States is set to become an artificial reef. NBC has also canceled several programs, such as The Kelly Clarkson Show, to accommodate a new NBA broadcasting deal. Sports updates cover Woodland's tennis playoff losses and upcoming baseball and softball games. In professional sports, the NBA Finals will feature the Knicks against the Spurs, and PSG recently won a major soccer match on penalty kicks. The World Cup is slated to begin in approximately ten days. Charge those Chromebooks and turn in those library books.

S5.E156: Ice Cream Social, Cookie Dough, Car Wash, People Replacement, French Law, Slate Truck, Golf Wins, Tennis States

Ding-a-ling! Step right up, Woodland! It’s Friday, May 29th, and I’ve got the sweetest scoop of the year for you. Forget my truck for a minute because the Ice Cream Social is hitting the courtyard during a special 30-minute advisory today. We’ve got the basics, but the big secret flavor is Cookie Dough! You can pile on whipped cream, sprinkles, or crushed Oreos, but keep your hands back—Student Government is doing the scooping. This tradition started way back in 2009. You'd better hope the second floor gets released first so you can snag that cookie dough before it’s gone! While you're chilling, here’s the news: France overturned a 178-year-old property law, and Brazil's deforestation is finally slowing down. If you’re saving your nickels, Jeff Bezos is backing a $20,000 "Transformer" EV that’s as bare-bones as a plain wafer. In sports, golf beat Seymour, and tennis faces the Killingly Trailblazers today. Plus, the Spurs and Thunder are headed to Game 7! Now get out there and enjoy the weather—it’s a perfect day for a cold treat!

S5.E155: Seniors Return, Halo Nomination History, Moon Bases, Duck Duck Go, Harding Presidents, Secret Flavor, Baseball and Softball to States

(Breathless, clutching an imaginary trophy) Oh, wow! I’d like to thank the Academy—and the 7:00 a.m. crew at Good Morning Woodland! This May 28th "B-day" is truly special because our seniors have finally returned to the hill from their "fortnight" away. We aren't just a school; we are a record-breaking family celebrating 17 Halo Award nominations for our drama department, proving we have the "Meryl Streeps "of high school theater! From discussing NASA's three moon bases and the Chicago Bears' potential move, to the "Presidents" mascot of Warren G. Harding High, we bring the world to the courtyard. (music starts to fade in) I would be remiss if I didn't note how the baseball and softball teams rallied in their valiant, tight-scoring NVL tournament efforts. I must thank the WRSG and the Big Dipper for the upcoming ice cream social—the secret flavor reveal tomorrow is the cliffhanger of the season! (microphone begins to recede into the floor) To my partners Tomlin, Decker, and Amato—we did it! (speech speeds up trying to get the last few words in) Everyone, please support the Class of 2027 car wash, charge your Chromebooks, and watch out for Saturday's rain. (Music swells) Thank you, Woodland! (Audience erupts in thunderous applause) We’re knocking down the door!

S5.E154: Newport Day, Mando and Grogu,, Generation Beta, BP Stock, Electric Ferrari, Baseball in Finals, MOS Liv McDonald

Buckle up, Hawks! Today is May 27th, and we are kicking off the Senior Trip as the class heads to Newport, Rhode Island! Despite a hazy start, we’re expecting a glorious 85-degree day for beach trips and food tours. Keep an eye out for chaperones like Miss Bernier and Dr. Mulligan keeping the seniors in line! Back at the "Hill," don’t miss the car wash this weekend at Gabes Auto or the Fine Arts fundraiser at Senor Ponchos on June 2nd. In global news, Ferrari is unveiling its first electric vehicle, the Luche, while BP just ousted its chairman. Our athletes are on fire, too; baseball shut out Ansonia 3-0, and our tennis stars are heading to the NVLs. And Olivia McDonald was named NVL Most Outstanding Senior! Whether you’re discussing Star Wars fight scenes or the rise of Generation Beta, remember that "Woodland time" always runs a few minutes fast. Have a dandy day in Newport!