Don't Move, They're Watching Us

They Call Me The Space Cowboy

In this episode, we follow an old lady delivering messages from the mothers of two career-wayward men, two astronauts discovering different ways to kiss, and a garage door repairman who lives vicariously through his brother. Mutter 1: Lily Du + Jerah Milligan Mutter 2: Shannon O'Neill + Billy Merritt Mutter 3: Rob Huebel + Paul Scheer Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com [mutterflythepod@gmail.com] or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

Actually, the 'G' is Silent

In this episode, we explore the rekindling of a high school relationship, the attempt to change an actress's personality in five minutes, and the creepy interpretations of a painting. Mutter 1: George Kareman + Jen Bartels Mutter 2: Monique Moses + Alex Fernie Mutter 3: Hillary Anne Matthews + Greg Tuculescu Thank you to listener Jarred Roberts for providing this episode's First Two Lines. Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com [mutterflythepod@gmail.com] or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

I've Been to Twelve DIfferent Summer Camps

In this episode, we meet a delusional public defender, explore the struggles among a busy father, an erudite daughter, and a barista-turned-camp director, and watch a helpless prisoner plead with a lost camper. Mutter 1: Carl Tart + Achilles Stamatelaky Mutter 2: Cathryn Mudon + Craig Rowin Mutter 3: Connor Ratliff + Michael Hartney Thank you to listener Anthony Lucchi for providing this episode's First Two Lines. Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com [mutterflythepod@gmail.com] or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

I'm a Fuggin Mannequin

In this episode, we explore how a cursed apple led to a life at Best Buy, the necessity of having genitals while eating, and the wildly different aspirations of Macy's workers. Mutter 1: Morgan Evans + Patrick Noth Mutter 2: Natasha Vaynblat + Rekha Shankar Mutter 3: Jon Braylock + Jeremy Bent Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com [mutterflythepod@gmail.com] or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!

Don't Move, They're Watching Us

In this episode, we encounter an ex-army ranger with confusing instructions, a hot-wired house in a child-terrorized neighborhood, and poor party planning. Mutter 1: Tim Martin + Josh Patten Mutter 2: Glo Tavares + Moujan Zolfaghari Mutter 3: Jon Gabrus + Dan Klein Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com [mutterflythepod@gmail.com] or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!