I have zero crushes and I don't want to move back to New York

Fiona Apple Fall (thought daughter)

Thinking so many thots this Virgo season/lunar eclipse that I had to hop back on the voice notes app from my car. Vocal fry on 100. I talk about a date I went on with a 40 year-old, sleeping on the floor of a boat in Catalina, my life as a freelancer (and why I’ve had to end some work relationships recently), small things I’m doing to change my life, and lunar eclipse rituals for releasing and letting go.

Should I move back to New York?

Live from Connecticut, in this episode I talk more about growing up with an autistic brother, my recent longing for New York and how I'm starting to reimagine my life there (I'm going down for the weekend tomorrow, so more insights and observations to come next week). I discuss Monsters: The Erik and Lyle Menendez Story on Netflix, how I haven't had a real crush in so long (besides Nicholas Chavez from Monsters), DMing guys first, and some current likes & dislikes.

I have zero crushes and I don't want to move back to New York

Perspective changes quick in the life of a badgal. In this episode I talk about clearing out existing crushes (aka hitting rock bottom), my trip to New York and upcoming travel plans, a deep dive into my "if you're hot and funny why are you stressing" philosophy, my new career venture (which I need your help with), creating a strong "life resume" and the documentary that still has me shook two weeks later. Oh, and some general things I’m liking and disliking right now.

RCA Thee Poet

RCA Thee Poet (AKA Rachel Corcoran-Adams) is a wordsmith, Hinge prompt specialist, gut health girly, and serial FaceTimer. Fiona and Rachel sit in the grass outside of LACMA (Los Angeles Contemporary Museum of Art) (after absolutely speeding through the exhibits) and discuss: The importance of having "rizz," The East Coast vs. The West Coast, deactivating Instagram, aligning your chakras, how to take a fire picture, and what song to play when you're on the aux.