WE'RE NOT COPYING THE YARD

How to be the worst roommate ever

This week, the gang is discussing the end of Shakespeare, inventing new methods to win the hearts of women, falling for the geek bar hype, and describing the troubles of Ryan Air.. could it get any better?(Episode 36)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00 Intro00:14 ChatGPT made him break up with his girlfriend 01:50 Took too much 02:57 Joshua Block 03:22 Tyler1 04:00 The Erobb strat to getting Women 05:28 Pissing is Cringe 07:52 Pooping on I.S.S. 08:27 Jake keeps coming up with the worst hypotheticals 09:21 Alex tops Jake 12:08 We're in the market to buy Iranian Drones 13:01 Reagan's Star Wars 14:16 The succession raft 15:57 But what if it was Baby Shakespeare 20:13 Did people think Shakespeare was gay? 22:25 Frank tries to remember Othello 23:30 We are suffering from a media literacy crisis (Jake is tired) 23:38 It's NVIDIA cringe week and we're not happy 24:37 Alex hijacked a bus 26:43 No bus drivers don't piss 27:36 Guy doing sexo to distract from the fact the plane is going down 30:31 Ryan Air 32:15 Red Bull Ranking 33:46 Shakespeare should've gotten on stimulants 35:31 Aristotle on Galaxy Gas 36:12 Alex falls for the propaganda of "Big Geek Bar" 38:05 Never buy your ex's furniture 41:10 How to be the worst roommate possible 45:19 The prophecy 46:13 Hank Hill

How do you even peak in high school?

This week, the gang is getting their gaslighting K/Ds up, trying to figure out if it's even possible to peak in high school, bullying the GameStop clientele, and coming up with the worst hypothetical known to man.. could it get any better? (Episode 35) Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:19 Mr. Gorbachev 01:07 The Ol' flash games 01:41 Domo 03:01 The guy from Phineas and Ferb who goes "angyangyangyangyang" 03:53 If I was a GameStop employee 04:53 But when do it flew 08:04 How do you peak in High School? 10:52 High School Beef 13:59 Locking TF in 15:14 Our High School burnt down 17:15 Teachers who would've loved AI 18:15 The Ol' JP Pipeline 19:48 Would you punch yourself now as yourself in 10 years? 21:36 Italiaphobia 24:27 The worst thing Frank ever did 25:57 Citrus Freak 27:01 Gaslighting K/D 27:57 Gassing up the homies 29:18 Somehow gaslighting yourself 31:23 Jake rips a piss 32:24 Trying to deal Jake in 35:29 Was it laminar? 36:14 The Giraffe Pill 37:25 The Tide Pods 37:54 Fake vomiting 38:24 Okay maybe real vomiting 39:26 "I left my phone in your car" 41:39 "I watch burnt peanut" == "I love Isreal" 42:32 Wait, Hasan shocks his dog? 43:40 Jake's Crazy Hypothetical

All Baddies are Anti-Capitalist

This week, the gang is spilling the details on jury duty, finding a village wife in the Philippines, discovering peptides, and making fun of Frank for having bad teeth ..could it get any better?(Episode 34)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:04 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:31 Discord GIFs search has failed us 00:02:14 FRANK IS OUT OF JURY DUTY 00:03:58 Fighting with Lawyers about capitalism 00:08:00 Baddies are anti-capitalist 00:09:52 Spilling the deats on the case 00:11:41 Heating Lawyer Rivalry 00:13:03 What if she got $15m 00:17:06 Alex is Jury-Dodging 00:17:48 Finding a Village Wife in the Philippines 00:18:56 "Waymo" 00:19:58 The House and Waymo are going to the Philippines 00:21:08 Waymo's car accident 00:23:44 Waymo's second car accident 00:25:38 Brown goes in, Brown comes out 00:28:29 Hard album covers 00:29:06 Peptides 00:31:39 The world's worst idea 00:31:52 The world's minecraft chat 00:34:04 Every game is OSU 00:35:22 We hate Alex I guess 00:36:00 Anti-Yawning measures 00:37:38 Alex didn't sleep 00:38:54 Netanyahenuinely 00:39:22 The great Yahu 00:39:35 Overwolf 00:40:22 Alex is spittin' here 00:41:23 Waze is spyware 00:41:54 Apple Maps is the worst one 00:43:02 We're the Costco Boys... glory to the Ayatollah 00:44:24 Throb Marley 00:45:04 We're never having kids 00:47:00 Showing our true colors at trivia 00:48:13 Bill Yards 00:50:28 Get the Hummus 00:51:01 Brush yo teeth, man! 00:57:00 Frank can dish it but he can't take it 00:57:41 Monk Mode 00:58:53 DO NOT GOON IN MONK MODE 01:00:03 The unabomber

Are Podcasts Art?

This week, the gang is talking about superliminal, artists and the meaning of their work, missing episodes, and why Frank struggles to play D&D ..could it get any better?(Episode 32)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro 00:17 Welcome Back to Off the Cuff 01:01 Should we make a patreon? 01:51 Superliminal 02:52 Jake's always on the phone 03:18 Back to Superliminal 05:06 Frank struggles to pay attention during D&D 06:11 J*zz piano, J*zz music 08:30 Frank hate's developer commentary 13:58 Fantano's got a comp 15:32 The bridge analogy 19:07 We forced Jake to do a Solo ep 22:07 The missing episode 24:52 The Airhorn episode

WE'RE NOT COPYING THE YARD

This week, the gang is jestermaxxing, eating too many hot wings, forcing Jake to go to therapy, being real poopers, and accidentally copying The Yard bar-for-bar..could it get any better?It's a shortie this week. We recorded this on the 9th, before the Yard episode came out. Don't get mad when jestergooners got the same thoughts, okay.(Episode 31)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro 00:23 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:44 Jake's Back 01:36 Real Poopers 07:44 Jestermaxxing 09:09 I SWEAR WE'RE NOT COPYING THE YARD WE RECORDED THIS BEFORE IT CAME OUT 09:54 "fOIDS" 11:07 SMV 11:38 Showermaxxing 12:23 The world's worst hypothetical 13:31 Doing what the Yard never did 15:38 Topgolf backwalls 16:36 I ran out of dih 18:28 CP the big game 20:16 Betting on the game 20:58 Alex starts sweating 21:45 Jake is all alone 22:06 Oogie is still racist 22:52 The Wingathon 23:37 Effects of the Wingathon 25:11 The Aimen Solo Ep 26:06 Jake's therapy sesh 31:17 Cohost Appreciation day