StarCrash

They Will Kill You

Join as this week as Zazie Beetz takes on an entire building of Satan worshipers to save her sister in the 2026 movie, They Will Kill You. Let us know if you have seen this movie and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com [https://onebloodytake.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Demonwarp

In a movie called Demonwarp, you’d expect at the very least, one demon or least some sort of warping to take place. As you may have guessed, it is void of demons or and no one warps. We do for some reason get Big Foot, an alien and a bunch of zombies not interested in eating humans. If you have seen this movie, let us know what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com [https://onebloodytake.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

They're from Hollywood, they love chainsaws, they're hookers and they are here to cut you in pieces. Join us this week as we discuss Fred Olen Ray's Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.Let us know if you have seen this movie and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com [https://onebloodytake.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

StarCrash

The only thing this movie forgot to rip off from another movie was just outright using a title that already existed. They remembered to "borrow" Star but forget to "borrow" Wars.Let us know if you have seen StarCrash and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com [https://onebloodytake.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Blood Games

A baseball game between an all girls team and at the local rednecks spills over from off the field into the woods, where it is now a 9 on 9 game of survival. Join us this week as we watch 1990's Blood Games. Let us know if you have seen this movie and what your bloody take is. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit onebloodytake.substack.com [https://onebloodytake.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]