US Almost Blew Up the Moon & They're coming for your town

US Almost Blew Up the Moon & They're coming for your town

Pre podcast episode from Opie's radio show The Moon, The Neighborhood Watch, and The Great "Fruit" Lie! What happens when a specific culture takes over an entire town? They fixed Carl's candy machine.  We dive deep into the fascinating world of the Hasidics—turns out, you can learn a lot about a culture while you’re just trying to satisfy a sweet tooth. Inside this episode: The School District Scam: Carl exposes how a "rich" neighborhood can afford massive sports complexes but can’t figure out air conditioning or decent school lunches. The Great Moon Plot: A look back at the time Russia and the USA actually considered nuking the moon. (Spoiler: We’re glad they didn't). The Vegetable Manifesto: Opie has had enough. It’s time to stop calling obvious vegetables "fruit" just to satisfy a technicality. Flat Earthers & Neighborhood Watches: Dealing with the "fringe" members of society, from people who think the world is a pancake to the heroes (or villains) of the local watch. It’s comedy, it’s chaos, and it’s the only place you’ll hear about peanut-throwing incidents and school lunch corruption in the same hour. Hit play and get the real story. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Opie Returns to Carl’s Creepy Cabin… Carl Drops Divorce Bombs

Opie rolls up to Carl’s legendary Creepy Cabin in the mountains and immediately gets swarmed by the badass hounds. From there it’s non-stop: checking out Carl’s pro-level party layout (bedroom only for comfort, obviously), a frozen joint that won’t come out, moss-covered roof talk, and Carl’s wild story about his ladies-man dad and the Dominican tenant who kept the “rent tradition” alive. Also, the "Clean Kill": Why Carl decided to whistle and eat cotton candy while his marriage was imploding around him. The Mercedes Incident: Returning from a trip only to find out his car had been used as a down payment for a wagon he didn't want. The ESPN Road Trip: We prep for the drive to Bristol, Connecticut, with a mandatory pit stop at Pepe’s for the "best pizza in America." It’s a masterclass in surviving chaos with a smile and a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle. Support: Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Opie Drives to Carl's Creepy Cabin: Raw Heart-to-Heart

Two grown men, one rainy drive, zero filter. Opie’s battling a fresh flat tire and screaming at Waze while Carl — freshly divorced and turning his creepy New Jersey cabin into Party Central — waits in the woods. What starts as a simple pickup becomes their most honest, hilarious, and surprisingly deep heart-to-heart yet. Carl reveals the exact moment he knew his marriage was a “ghost ship,” rips into fair-weather friends who ghosted him then crawled back for the parties, and blames Nickelback for making guys soft. Opie shares his own backstabbing war stories from radio and heartbreak. Expect hot-dog Fortnite dance plans, backyard dance lessons with bears nearby, and raw life lessons that’ll make you laugh and cringe. Raw. Funny. A little Gilmore Girls emotional (in the best dude way). This is the episode where Opie & Carl officially level up. New here? Subscribe — the cabin parties are just getting started. Comment: What’s your biggest fair-weather friend horror story? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Opie Finds Out He's Getting FIRED

Radar Online just dropped a juicy hit piece claiming Howard Stern is finally getting Opie fired in October — and the boys are ripping it to shreds in real time. Opie, Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small roast the shady “insiders,” lose their minds over a week-long broken Reese’s machine that exposes corporate laziness, swap insane old-radio war stories (bottle rockets out of a vagina, mustard-sprayed toothpick guy, the works), plus why today’s dudes can’t close at the bar. Pure unfiltered chaos, zero filter, maximum laughs — hit play right now and remember why Opie Radio still slaps harder than anything else on Sirius. Note: Only the first 40 minutes of this show was saved. For some reason the last 90 minutes was erased!  Trying to find the rest of this show 5/1/2017 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Tim’s TIGHT Pants & Crazy Ex Stories

Opie & Carl christen their brand new Westwood One studio and immediately turn it into a chaotic penalty box. Tiny room, endless static (sorry Joey), producer booth envy, sage blessings, and stuffed animal plans — pure Opie & Carl energy. Robert gets praised as the ultimate wingman while Tim Sabian’s legendary tight pants nearly get everyone stabbed by gangsters. Opie recounts the Naked Cowboy run-in and the classic Sandy Kane guitar-smashing lawsuit. Carl tells a painfully douchy one-eye photo story, and Robert drops an all-time insane crazy ex tale involving planted drugs and cops. Raw, zero guests, old-school O&A vibes with tight pants talk and stories that go completely off the rails. If you love the boys being idiots in a new room, this one’s for you. Rate us 5 stars, leave a review, and grab merch at OpieRadio.com. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].