If I Was a Sculptor

Not Even a Fraction

Listen to Nina and Kim attempt to count up to the number four and fail repeatedly. Also, a chilling tale of frogicide...

If I Was a Sculptor

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Tales from the Workplace Parking Lot

Nina Au.D. and Kim try to improve bird-human relations. Nina realizes that her current apartment is a portal to Hell, and resolves to cool her next apartment with air conditioning powered by an orphan-child workforce. Also, some visionary ideas on how to combat global warming that the oil companies don't care if you hear about!!

Lighting Matches in the Infinite Sadness

Nina carries a torch for the massage chair that got away and yearns to be turned into a pterodactyl. Kim sets things on fire and rambles on about another Darwinian interpretation of modern history.

Alter-Nina

Nina Au.D. and Kim wonder how birds keep their little feet warm while standing in cold water. Also, in Days of Future Past fashion, Nina may have inadvertently released a legion of Nina clones into the past from the future with an Ouija board. Tune in to find out more!