The Colonies, Cyber Hacks & Low Dose Rebellion

Strikes, Spills, and Soldiers in Oregon

This week we cover the full spectrum of American absurdity—starting with Rach playing the game so hard at the bowling alley that she literally peed her pants, and ending with Trump deciding to send actual troops into Oregon like it’s his own personal war game. Between strikes, gutter balls, and creeping authoritarianism, we’re asking the real question: how do you keep your bladder (and your democracy) intact when everything feels like it’s spinning out of control?

My Happy Place is Skinny Pop and White Lotus...

This week on Pausing Democracy 🍸, things are anything but normal. Jess gets mistaken for a senior citizen (apparently moisturizer isn’t working), Katie chokes on popcorn and pees her pants, and Rachel declares that her true happy place is Skinny Pop and binge-watching The White Lotus. Meanwhile, in the world outside our snack bowls: the U.S. government is literally bombing boats off the coast of Venezuela and killing alleged narcoterrorists, Jimmy Kimmel has been yanked off the air under federal pressure, and the media seems weirdly silent about Tyler Robinson and Charlie Kirk’s parents. Something doesn’t add up… and we’re here to call it out. Grab your drink, laugh through the absurd, and join us as we try to process a democracy that feels like it’s circling the drain — with a little popcorn, a lot of sarcasm, and a promise not to take ourselves too seriously.

Democracy On the Brink

This week on Pausing Democracy, we take on the chilling reality of political violence in America. The assassination of Charlie Kirk has left the nation reeling, and we dive into what it means for a country already teetering on the edge. With the temperature rising on all sides, the whispers of civil war don’t feel so far-fetched anymore. We talk about fear, anger, and how democracy keeps slipping further from our grasp—even as we’re just trying to make it through menopause without losing our minds.

Lies and Grifters...on a loop

This week on Pausing Democracy, we open with Missy’s obnoxiously smooth ride through perimenopause (yes, we’re jealous, and yes, it’s lame). From there, it’s straight into the circus. “Gaslight Barbie” and a few of her administration cronies met with Congress to push the Big Beautiful Bill—except their strategy was to just rebrand it and flat-out lie, telling constituents it helps working families instead of crushing them. Meanwhile, the Trump family pocketed $5 billion from their cryptocurrency grift, a federal judge ruled Trump’s tariffs illegal (to the tune of $210 billion in refunds owed to businesses), and administration insiders are already scheming to profit off the fallout. But that’s not even the worst of it. Trump literally blew up a boat in the Caribbean, killing 11 people under the pretense of fighting drug cartels—experts are calling it a war crime. The Epstein files remain sealed, and survivors’ voices were drowned out—literally—by a White House-ordered military flyover. Add in the ongoing scandal of Guatemalan children, rumors about Trump’s death, the CDC chaos with RFK, and a hot mic at DOJ, and it’s another week where democracy feels like it’s circling the drain.

The Colonies, Cyber Hacks & Low Dose Rebellion

This week on Pausing Democracy, we’re packing up for the colonies — where bartering is back, and we’re trading low-dosage estrogen patches like contraband cigarettes. Missy’s reinventing herself as a beat poet in exile, Jen’s spiraling after On Tyranny wrecked her week, and Rachel and Jessica are quietly Googling “how to prep for the fascist regime” without ending up on a list. Meanwhile, Nevada’s government is hacked and under siege, the CDC is MIA, Alligator Alcatraz is closed (don’t ask), and Donald Trump can’t even cover his bruises — or remember the ten wars he swears he solved. Pour a drink, grab a patch, and join us in the chaos.