From Exploding Houses to Cockfights: A Wild Ride on Planet Ass

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This episode shatters everything you thought you knew about the world’s darkest secrets. Are the powerful sacrificing children? Is Utah hiding unnerving truths? The shocking files, the hidden messages — you're about to have your mind blown wide open. Brace yourself as we dive headfirst into the most mind-boggling conspiracy theories, leaked emails linking Utah’s elites to Jeffrey Epstein, and stories so crazy they sound like fiction. We break down the disturbing details of secret rituals, government cover-ups, and the horrifying reality that evil might be lurking right beneath our noses. You'll discover: How Epstein’s emails connect to Utah’s secretive circles, Sandy to Salt Lake, and the Mormon Church’s dark dealings The bizarre, grotesque rituals that supposedly involve blood sacrifices and underground tunnels The shocking truth behind missing children in Utah and global child kidnapping rings Why the elite don’t care about us — they’re playing a different game altogether And the terrifying truth about what’s really happening behind closed doors in the world’s most powerful institutions This isn’t just gossip — it’s a wake-up call. If you still believe the system is working, think again. The depth of this darkness might make you question everything. Perfect for truth-seekers, conspiracy addicts, or anyone who’s ever looked at the world and thought, “Something’s not right here.” Prepare to have your assumptions shattered. Your worldview will never be the same after hearing these revelations. Do you dare to uncover the truth? Hit play and let’s go deep. Trust me — you won’t want to miss this. Follow the Podcast: * 📸 Instagram: @planetasspodcast * 🐦 Twitter/X: @planetasspod ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

New Year's Eve Chaos: Subway Incidents, Swiss Fire & Concert Mix-Up

In this lively episode, Jahn and EV dive into a series of unexpected and humorous stories, from New Year's Eve mishaps to bizarre news headlines. They explore the strange coincidences of subway incidents, a fiery party in the Swiss Alps, and a mix-up involving a heavy metal band. The conversation is filled with laughter, speculation, and a touch of conspiracy theory humor. Introduction: As the clock struck midnight, the world was ready to embrace a new year filled with hope and possibilities. But for Jahn and EV, the night unfolded with unexpected twists and turns that left them—and their audience—both bewildered and entertained. New Year's Eve Chaos: Jahn and EV kicked off the night with plans that quickly went awry. From cold medicine-induced confusion to the bizarre subway incidents in New York, their stories were anything but ordinary. "We live in a simulation!" Jahn exclaimed, capturing the surreal nature of the events. Swiss Alps Inferno: The duo delved into the fiery chaos of a New Year's Eve party in the Swiss Alps, where a seemingly innocent celebration turned into a scene from a horror movie. With 40 people dead and a hundred injured, the incident was a stark reminder of how quickly things can spiral out of control. Lamb of God Mix-Up: In a lighter moment, Jahn and EV shared the hilarious mix-up involving a heavy metal band and a Christian concert. The confusion led to laughs and speculation, as they imagined the reactions of unsuspecting concert-goers. Conspiracy Theories and Cold Medicine Confessions: Throughout the episode, Jahn's cold medicine confessions added a humorous touch, while EV's bartending tales provided a glimpse into the unexpected fun of a slow night. Together, they explored strange coincidences and conspiracy theories, leaving their audience both amused and intrigued. Conclusion: As they reflected on seven years of podcasting adventures, Jahn and EV's playful banter and unique perspectives made for an unforgettable episode. Their ability to find humor in the unexpected and connect with their audience is what makes their podcast a must-listen. Subscribe Now: Don't miss out on more wild stories and laughter. Subscribe to Jahn and EV's podcast for your weekly dose of chaos and comedy! Keywords New Year's Eve chaos Subway incidents Swiss Alps party fire Lamb of God concert mix-up Conspiracy theories Podcasting adventures Viral stories Unexpected news Comedy podcast Jahn and EV Tags #NewYearsEve [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/newyearseve] #SubwayChaos [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/subwaychaos] #SwissAlpsFire [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/swissalpsfire] #LambOfGodMixup [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/lambofgodmixup] #ConspiracyTheories [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/conspiracytheories] #Podcasting [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/podcasting] #ViralStories [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/viralstories] #ComedyPodcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/comedypodcast] #JahnAndEV [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/jahnandev] #UnexpectedNews [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/unexpectednews] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Merry Christmas, A*******! Holiday Spectacular!

In this festive episode of Planet Ass, hosts Evan and Jahn dive into a series of hilarious and unexpected holiday stories. They discuss everything from creating drunken PowerPoint presentations to bizarre science experiments like the Lego poop test. The conversation also covers Santa's ICE makeover, the mystery of shrimp on treadmills, and a 92-year-old gamer grandma's triumph in a video game tournament. The episode is filled with laughter, holiday cheer, and outrageous tales. Keywords #PlanetAss [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/planetass], #Christmas [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/christmas], #holiday [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/holiday] #stories [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/stories], #Lego [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/lego] #pooptest [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/pooptest], #Santa [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/santa] #ICE [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/ice] #makeover [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/makeover], #shrimp [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/shrimp] on #treadmills, #gamer [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/gamer] #grandma [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/grandma], #video [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/video] #game [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/game] #tournament [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/tournament], #holiday [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/holiday] #humor [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/humor] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

From Exploding Houses to Cockfights: A Wild Ride on Planet Ass

In this episode of Planet Ass, ViceChrist and Jahn dive into a variety of outrageous stories, from a house explosion in Hayward, California, to a cockfighting ring in Provo, Utah. They also explore the absurdity of a pride match during the World Cup between countries where homosexuality is illegal, and discuss the humorous implications of GameStop's 'trade anything day'. The conversation is filled with laughter, banter, and a touch of dark humor, making for an entertaining listen. 00:00 Welcome Back to Planet Ass 01:31 Explosive News from Hayward, California 04:50 Cockfighting in Provo, Utah 08:35 Searching for Love: A Matchmaker Segment 12:29 Drones Delivering Delicacies to Prisoners 15:41 Prison Life and Creative Solutions 19:36 Extreme Sports and Risky Adventures 21:11 Cultural Contradictions in Sports 26:34 Humor and Stereotypes in Society 29:37 Trolling and Publicity Stunts ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Thanksgiving Chaos: From Flaming Turkeys to Toilet Potatoes!

Join us for a Thanksgiving special like no other! From flaming turkey tosses to hilarious family mishaps, we're diving into the wildest Thanksgiving stories. Whether you're spending the holiday with family or tuning in solo, you're part of our family now. Buckle up for laughs, unexpected tales, and a whole lot of fun. Don't forget to call our hotline with your own crazy Thanksgiving stories! #ThanksgivingSpecial [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/thanksgivingspecial] #FamilyFun [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/familyfun] #CrazyStories [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/crazystories] #ComedyPodcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/comedypodcast] #PlanetAss [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/planetass] #Podcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/podcast] #NewPodcastAlert [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/newpodcastalert] #PodcastCommunity [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/podcastcommunity] #PodcastRecommendation [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/podcastrecommendation] #ListenNow [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/listennow] #newpodcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/newpodcast] #comedy [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/comedy] #newepisode [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/newepisode] #spotifypodcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/spotifypodcast] #love [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/love] #YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/youtube] #ThanksgivingSpecial [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/thanksgivingspecial] #FamilyFun [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/familyfun] #CrazyStories [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/crazystories] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.