Soon You'll Be Able To Crap In Your Car

Putin's Quest For Immortality

On today's show, Vladimir Putin's quest for immortality involves cryogenics and mini pigs. Then, a creepy abandoned puppet gets a job as a cop. Next, I'll tell you about an albino buffalo named Donald Trump.

Would You Like My DNA On Your Fries?

On today's show, a McDonald's manager licks the fries of an unsuspecting ex-girlfriend. Then, I'll tell you about the man who broke the record for breaking cocktail sticks. Next, a pony gets rescued from inside a tractor tire.

Pack A Rotisserie Chicken In Your Carry On? Yes!

On today's show, you won't believe what TSA agents are now allowing in carry-on luggage. Then in a related story, you won't believe what some folks are smuggling in their pants. Next, a MAGA man is caught shooting video in a public men's room, his explanation is as stupid as it is hilarious (not to mention illegal).

Finger Your Way To A Healthy Heart

On today's show, it's a poo D'detat at the Pooseum. Then, an irregular heartbeat might be corrected by rectal stimulation. Next, an all-you-can-eat restaurant in Spain now charges a vomit fee if you overstuff your gullet.

Romancing A Garbage Bin

On today's show, a Scotsman is caught dry humping a garbage bin. Then, I'll tell you the benefits of nude gardening. Next, we'll visit a major league ballpark with a rodent infestation. UFEBmF18LQ6oyJn9TsSY