Witness F, Melania Trump, Israel, Zuma in Epstein files! This weeks news roasted

Sibiya CRASHES at Madlanga

South African politics: where when we say we’re looking for "megabucks," we literally mean actual impalas. This week, puppet-master (and literal puppet) Chester Missing dives into the chaos of the Madlanga Commission, where suspended Deputy National Commissioner Shadrack Sibiya is currently playing a high-stakes game of "It Wasn't Me." From allegations of 20 gifted impalas and bags of cash to the most "un-hideable" evidence in SAPS history—an alleged sponsored Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) for a top general—this testimony is wilder than a KZN nature reserve. Why were 121 dockets hidden? Why is Sibiya sandwiched between two men named Fannie? And is the "Big 5" a crime syndicate or just a very expensive shopping list for Cat Matlala? It’s corruption, cosmetic surgery, and a whole lot of flim-flam. Pull up a chair—the tea is hot, the booty is fake, and the irony is thick enough to stop a bullet.

ARE THERE ANY GOOD COPS?! Dereleen James' explosive revelations to Chester Missing

How do you fight crime when the people stealing are your co-workers? Chester Missing sits down with Dereleen James, ActionSA MP and the "firebrand" of the Parliamentary Ad Hoc Committee into police corruption, to expose the rot within the SAPS and Parliament. From Robert McBride’s scandalous WhatsApp leaks and "money bags" in bags, to Panyaza Lesufi’s hotel habits and President Ramaphosa’s "amnesia," no one is safe. Dereleen reveals the shocking "behind-the-scenes" of Parliament—where politicians take selfies with criminals during lunch breaks and "professionalism" is used as a shield for a R500 million heist. In this episode, we dive into: The Big Five Cartel: Why the police generals are terrified of Dereleen reading their WhatsApps. The "Millionaire Cops": Discussing the "007" runners and the loot that's "dilute." The BBL Scandal: Wait, did a senior police officer get a Brazilian Butt Lift on the cartel’s dime? Ramaphosa’s Silence: Why has the President "switched off" like a Home Affairs computer? The Death of Hope: Can the SAPS be fixed, or is it "unfixable like Cola Barnard’s hair"? If you think the criminals are on the streets, think again—they’re in the precinct. Watch/Listen to the most honest conversation about South African corruption yet!

JOBURG CAN’T FLUSH?! 😭😂 Roasting the water crisis

Johannesburg has officially run out of water, and Chester Missing is not holding back. From Premier Panyaza Lesufi checking into hotels to bathe while the rest of the province stinks, to the systemic collapse of infrastructure, this episode of Real Problem dives deep into the "aroma" of South African politics. Chester roasts the ANC’s incompetence, the EFF’s alleged tender scandals, and the DA’s bucket system, proving that whether you're being "screwed by a talking dildo" or "hijacked by an aroma," the citizens are the ones left high and dry. If you thought Day Zero in Cape Town was bad, wait until you hear Chester’s take on Joburg’s "City Lodge" Premier. In this episode, we discuss: Panyaza Lesufi’s Hotel Habit: Why the Premier is more "Holiday Inn" than "Gauteng." The Infrastructure Collapse: Why leaks, looted funds, and lack of maintenance led us here. Political Accountability: From the Giyani water heist to Julius Malema’s alleged millions. The Election Year Reality: If this is the ANC trying to look good, we’re all in trouble. Don't go to Joburg—you can smell the criminals coming from a mile away. Watch/Listen now!

Gayton supports ICE?! Witness F, Steenhuisen, Chester roasts all the news

Is it really a mystery, or are we just looking in the wrong places? In this episode of the Real Problem with Chester Missing Podcast, we dive deep into the strange and sudden disappearance of everyone’s favorite loud-mouthed puppet. Conrad Koch joins us (well, mostly) to discuss the rumors, the "leads," and the hilarious chaos left in the wake of Chester going AWOL. We break down the "real problem" behind the disappearance and whether Chester is actually missing

Witness F, Melania Trump, Israel, Zuma in Epstein files! This weeks news roasted

This week’s South African news was completely unhinged — so Chester Missing explains it all. From Witness F refusing to appear at the Madlanga Commission, to Judge Madlanga shutting down the nonsense, the Israeli diplomat being kicked out of South Africa, King Dalindyebo’s international embarrassment, Melania Trump’s documentary drama, Thabo Bester’s prison chaos, the DA’s R100 million Cape Town wall, and Paul Mashatile’s son almost landing a massive Gauteng tender — this episode breaks down the madness with satire, facts, and zero patience for corruption. If you’re trying to understand South African politics, police corruption, diplomatic drama, and the DA vs ANC circus — without losing your sanity — this episode is for you.