Am I Asexual or Is Sex Just Gross?

Nintendo Direct is treating us like babies

Hiii!! A Star Fox 64 remake has been announced for Switch 2 and the Nintendo Direct video is annoying! We discuss this and the new character designs, which (let’s just say it out loud) are less hot now. We also talk about children getting SCAMMED on TikTok live so make sure you spam those galaxies or whatever. Plus, e-mail and guestbook comments! Bye! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod] Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod  [https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod  [https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com [https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com] Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/  [https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/] John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone  [https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone] Tyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler  [https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler] Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4  [https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4] Visit our website  https://www.shutupbitchpod.com  [https://www.shutupbitchpod.com] Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25]  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl  [https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl] About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at https://shutupbitchpod.com/credits [https://shutupbitchpod.com/credits] #gaycomedy #lgbtpodcast #queerpodcast #nintendodirect #starfox64

Am I Asexual or Is Sex Just Gross?

John thinks sex is disgusting so let’s talk about it. He also shares a crazy experience he had while riding through Los Angeles in a driverless car that freaked him out. Tyler goes to his first ever vogue ball and talks about how important lgbtq+ subcultures like ballroom are for the queer community. Did you know Tyler can vogue the house down boots? Just kidding haha wow there’s no way you thought that I mean look at him (he wrote this btw). ***  Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod] Follow us!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod] https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com [https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com] John:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone] Tyler:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler]https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4  [https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ] Visit our website https://www.shutupbitchpod.com  [https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ] Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25  [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 ] Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl  [https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ] About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits  [https://www.shutupbitchpod.com/credits ] #gaycomedy #lgbtpodcast #queerpodcast #shutupbitch

Age of Attraction made us grateful to be gay

We watched Age of Attraction, a Netflix show where singles connect without knowing each other’s ages, and have thoughts about how absolutely insane straight people are about marriage. Also: Tyler went to Hawaii, accidentally stayed at a Mormon hotel, and we got into it about why holding hands in some places still feels political. Did you know there's a whole ass Mormon town in Oahu? Who knew! Chapters 0:17 - Intro 0:30 - Welcome back / Hawaii recap 1:15 - Age of Attraction is crazy 2:58 - Straight people are weird about marriage 6:31 - Tyler went to a wedding and was the life of the party 8:57 - Name that tune? 11:45 - What John was up to (not much) 13:25 - Hawaii road rage!!! 17:50 - Tyler accidentally stayed in a Mormon town 22:04 - Straight privilege! 24:01 - Bye girl! ***  Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/  John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone  Tyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler  Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4  Visit our website https://www.shutupbitchpod.com  Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl  About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits  #gaycomedy #lgbtpodcast #queerpodcast #shutupbitch

Ambitious but stupid 💀

Hello!! Bit of a shorter episode today since Tyler is going on vacation in Hawaii! We talk about surfing, John can’t stand how Tyler references songs in a different key than they were written, and we discuss fun things to do in Long Beach! (Well, we try to…we don’t leave our usual stomping grounds). Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod] Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ [https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4] Follow us!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod] https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com John:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone] Tyler:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler]https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] Check out our Website! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.shutupbitchpod.com] Got a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hi@shutupbitchpod.com [hi@shutupbitchpod.com] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ About the Podcast: Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

We’re getting our Tomodachi LIFE!

This week we talk about Nintendo's newest game, Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, the weird implications of giant horse-sized hamsters, papusa-fueled run-ins with Karens, and the weird brand names dominating Amazon. If you're reading this rn it means you're gay Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod] Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ [https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4] Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to help! provolone@shutupbitchpod.com [provolone@shutupbitchpod.com] Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25]  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl [https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl]  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod] Follow us!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.social] John:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone] Tyler:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler]https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] Check out our Website! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.shutupbitchpod.com] Got a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hi@shutupbitchpod.com [hi@shutupbitchpod.com]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ About the Podcast: Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ Credits: Shut Up, Bitch! is created entirely by a two-person team! *Hosts: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie *Video Editing: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie *Audio Engineering & Original Music: Tyler Ritchie *Visual Design: John J Salomone & Tyler Ritchie *Animation: John J Salomone *Tools: Premiere Pro · Photoshop · OBS · Ableton Live · Logic Pro · Canva · Blockbench *3D Assets: John & Tyler art created and animated by John. Base PC Model from the e-mail segment by visualdiscette (Sketchfab) fully relit, retextured, modified, and animated *Production Accountant: Provolone  *No generative AI is used in the making of this podcast!