Spilling About The Summer House Reunion, Dot Cakes, and Justice for Kevin Jonas

Spilling About The Summer House Reunion, Dot Cakes, and Justice for Kevin Jonas

Holy moly the Summer House reunion was television. gold. and we have much to say about it. West finding out his nudes were leaked right before filming started? Lindsay’s killer hair, makeup and dress? Ciara verbally annihilating Amanda and West to the point where Kyle cried? Bailey putting Ben in his place? Sweet KJ being sweet KJ? It was all too perfect. We also recap our Memorial Day Weekends and Gab shares her hatred for Monopoly (we’re simply not game people) and G shares her lack of knowledge regarding all things boats and lakes. Also, Gab is not only a baker, but a TRENDY baker because she’s making the viral dot cakes at home. They’re smothered in sprinkles and chilled to perfection and absolutely delicious. Worth a two hour wait, though? Probably not. Just make them yourself using box cake mix and canned frosting. G spent some of her invaluable time listening to two episodes of Hey Jonas and there is much to discuss. Firstly, Gab had the entire podcast perfectly clocked- Nick is the Diva, Joe is the “Comedian”, and Kevin is the only one who should actually have a podcast or give anyone advice. Joe is clearly looking for extra funds because he’s mentioning potential sponsorships nonstop and Kevin can’t even get a word in without his brothers interrupting or taking over the story. If you’re looking for a podcast where three men talk at the exact same time, Hey Jonas might be perfect for you. But what reigns true is #JusticeForKevin.  smooches from your favorite sisters! <3

Spilling About In The City, Iron Flame, and Hey Jonas

It’s MDW!! We hope the biggest problems you’re facing today are which high noon flavor you should drink and whether you have enough condiments for your burgers and brats. G is heading to the lake (pray for the first timer) and Gab has an early dinner reservation with smarty pants (here’s to hoping they get early bird specials). We recap the Summer House finale (we were also shockiado by the events that occurred) and our thoughts on the first episode of In The City. We chat about how IG is trying to be all the social media platforms at once, and Spotify reigns superior with their new Reserved feature, created to hold concert tickets for superfans. Gab spills about her allergy test on her quest to solve her late onset eczema and discovered that lettuce, tomatoes, and almonds may be the culprit. In other news, Alex Cooper is pregnant and Olivia Rodrigo is facing criticism for the cover photo of her new song The Cure looking eerily similar to Taylor Swift’s 1989 cover photo. In book news, we discuss Iron Flame and what rating we’d give it out of 5 star. Lastly, the sisters discover they have some new competition in the podcast space… Hey Jonas! is coming for our necks. Gab suspects they can hardly stand to be in the same room as each other, so no shot this podcast makes it to a year. We’re gonna have to do some listening ourselves to see what these Jo Bros are really “getting deep” about. And justice for Frankie STILL not being included! You can give their pod a listen too, as long as you keep supporting Sisters Who Spill. Maybe leave a comment and rate us 5 stars while you’re at it?! Love you all! smooches from your favorite sisters! <3

Spilling About Drake, Nair, and Tana Mongeau

Happy Monday sisters! This week has been a great one because Gracie Abrams came out with a new song and we’re loving it. Absolutely SAT for her new album coming out in July! Drake also released 3 albums and we’re gonna commit to listening to Iceman, Maid of Honour (the album named after G) and Hibachi at our earliest convenience. Unfortunately G’s skin has entered national crisis territory and she had to call in the big guns aka the dermatologist. Let’s hope this new prescription works otherwise we’re gonna have to turn to Accutane at the age of 27. The sisters go down memory road and we reminisce on our Nair days when we weren’t allowed to shave our legs and had to burn them with a nauseating cream instead. We also discuss how Gab was lowkey G’s personal stylist and hairdresser growing up, because G was undoubtedly a bit of a bully. But it builds character and Gab is better because of it! Gab shares how she’s not in her Alix Earle era lately and we are not fans of the name of their upcoming reality show. Earle Meets World? That’s the best we could do? Okay that’s enough of us being haters. We also chat through some experiences that we’ve recently experienced. For example, getting invited to a wedding where they don’t put your correct last name on the save the date. Also, ordering in front of your significant others’ family and accidentally getting the most embarrassing meal on the menu. Lastly, we share our Spotify birthday data and surprise surprise, Gab is a true swiftie! Happy 20th bday to Spotify, our favorite app because it’s where you can listen to this wonderful podcast and leave a comment and rate it 5 stars! Love you lots!  smooches from your favorite sisters! <3

Spilling About The Devil Wears Prada 2, The Met Gala, and Grilling

Gird your loins! The sisters are here with another ep. We chat about our week and how much we loveeee a weekday holiday. Shout out Cinco de Mayo! A basket of chips and salsa plus a delicious spicy watermelon margarita with a tajín rim? That’s what makes life worth living. And this girl right here? She’s gonna be okay. We recap our favorite lewks from The Met and give a review of The Devil Wears Prada 2. Stanley Tucci completely carried but that’s really not shocking or surprising in any way. We butcher a couple Miranda Priestly quotes and shout out Simone Ashley for serving face and throwing a (out)fit the entire movie. We also ask life’s toughest questions like who in the hell is still getting a burrito from chipotle? Please take offense as we judge those who do. Also, why does gab risk her life on the daily by driving with a claw clip in her hair? And is it bad to say i’d rather be gluten free and dairy free than sober? Also who has two thumbs and is the master of the grill? Well that’s Big Papa aka Gab. Paying for Netflix and grilling steaks while cracking open a High Noon? She’s practically a 50 year old man as far as i’m concerned. Show some respect to your elders. We also discuss the theory of FWA (funny with assistance) and evaluate if Gab has the chops for stand up comedy. Leave your vote in the comments below. Love you all, have a fabulust week!  smooches from your favorite sisters! <3

Spilling About Stanley Tucci, Codependency, and The Real Housewives of Rhode Island

Happy Met Monday ladies and gents! This ep is a random one, but chaotic conversation is what we do best here at SWS Incorporated. We catch up on how Sister Gabby’s April Challenge went and spoiler alert: it was obtainable. We also try out mic stands for the first time and while we were experiencing technical difficulties (literally what’s new) at least we can now do jazz hands while we speak and we have two hands to type with when we inevitably need to reach out to Gemini for some fact checking. We preach double washing, call attention to the contagious disease called “Blonde Blindness”, briefly mention our recent nail massacre, and state our slight disappointment in the new OPI shade Bubble Bunny. We also yap about how Stanley Tucci is our guiding light in this world. Who knew he was married to Emily Blunt’s sister?! Not G because she literally knows nothing. Also, get a commercial cewlab with Tucci and Tunechi (aka Lil Wayne) ASAPPP and give G and Gab a cut because they came up with this wonderful idea. We discuss The Real Housewives of Rhode Island and G’s issue with reality tv: she takes their problems too seriously. Ashley Iaconetti and Jared Haibon’s coffee shop issues are keeping her up at night. Let’s get these people an ice machine and coffee machine that work, why don’t we?! We also discuss G’s new Peloton Bike, the lack of update on Lix vs. Lex, whether G & Gab are codependent, and shout out Lewis Capaldi for the amazing work he’s doing in the music space. Okay that wraps up this week. Love you mucho mucho!  smooches from your favorite sisters! <3