DoorDash Grandma is the American Dream

Who the hell is Usha Vance?

Lauren and Jordan talk the Iran war, who the hell Usha Vance is and why people should listen all the way to the end of their episode. Surprise bonus at the end!

A New Virus in Town

We talk the Hantavirus, and no that's not Lena Dunham's character from Girls. Come freak out over PTSD and calm down over why Hantavirus could never be COVID.

DoorDash Grandma is the American Dream

Have you heard of DoorDash Grandma? She came to visit the White House to drop off some McDonald's for our boy Donny. We talk about the shooting at the White House Corespondent Dinner and how horrible it is to live through gun violence. Then we end with Jordan, who has watched Dance Moms for the first time, and it's ruined her life.

John Fetterman Must Go

John Fetterman endorsed Bernie Sanders, called ICE an "American Gestapo," and rode a progressive wave into the Senate. Now he's a Fox News regular defending ICE, calling his own party mentally ill, and may not run again in 2028 because Democrats are too mean to him. We're talking about the rise and fall of John Fetterman, how the hoodie became a costume, and what it means when the authenticity was always the performance. But here's the twist: the women saw it coming. Liz Cheney lost her seat calling Trump the most dangerous man to ever hold the presidency. Marjorie Taylor Greene, yes, that Marjorie Taylor Greene, resigned from Congress and gave up her entire career to stand with Jeffrey Epstein's survivors against the explicit wishes of the President of the United States. Meanwhile, Fetterman is on Hannity. We talk about political betrayal, who pays the price for telling the truth, and why the women keep being the ones willing to lose everything while the men calculate the vibes. Smart and Unserious — two normal millennials making sense of a completely unserious news cycle.

Men Keep Lying: Iran and the Manosphere

Let's dive into two stories about men lying: First: the White House and how it talks about Iran. Then: Louis Theroux's new documentary on the manosphere. We watched it so we could talk about the red pill pipeline. Finally: Ask the men in your life to stop lying.