(Ep 40) The Snack Draft: Kiper, Chaos & Creme Pies 🏈🥧🎙️🔥

(Ep43) Memorial Day Meat Rankings: AI Mel Kiper Strikes Again🍔🌭🍺🇺🇸

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] This week the boys fire up the grills and crack open some Memorial Day beers for a holiday episode packed with BBQ stories, draft chaos, and absolute nonsense. The guys debates the ultimate Memorial Day setup from meats and sides to beers, games, and songs while AI Mel Kiper returns to hand out brutal draft grades. From there, Hoosier somehow steers the show into weird animal behavior and legendary turd stories usually reserved for Joey. Then Joey gets put to the test trying to name the most hated players in NFL by Team before the guys wrap things up by guessing which countries have the highest number of sexual partners. Cold beers, terrible takes, and Memorial Day madness #memorial-day, #MelKiper, #Turd, #Sex

(Ep 42) Graduations, “True Story” Movies (Rudy Still Sucks), and UFO Files for Nerds 🚀👽🎓

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] This week the guys kick things off by apologizing for missing last week’s episode due to graduation obligations. They recap their graduation adventures, including the important questions: did Joey steal a beer glass, and did Hoosier’s dad actually drink any milk? The conversation shifts into the Kevin Hart roast and some of the more controversial jokes that had everyone talking. The guys also dive into listener feedback surrounding the Murdaugh murder trial discussion from previous episodes. Hoosier breaks the news that Grown Ups 3 may finally be happening, but Joey couldn’t care less and would rather see a few different sequels get made instead. That launches them into a debate over movies based on true stories, including Joey’s very unfiltered thoughts on Rudy and let’s just say he is definitely not a fan. Along the way, the guys discuss whether Joey actually read a book for once, and if Hoosier might secretly be in love with Marky Mark. They wrap things up with the long awaited UFO file releases, which sends Hoosier into full space boner mode #UFO, #Rudy, #KevenHartRoast, #Graduation

(Ep 41) The Drinking Game Disaster: From Sex Stats to Shit Stories 🍻🎲💩

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] This week’s episode is absolute chaos in the best way. The guys kick things off by diving into listener feedback from the Snack Draft, breaking down the hits, the misses, and the surprisingly passionate takes on crème pies. Hoosier comes in hot, taking aim at Mel Kiper’s long (and questionable) history of draft opinions, while Joey attempts to defend him and let’s just say it doesn’t go great. After a quick detour into some gaming news, things take a turn into the bizarre with a conspiracy theory involving 11 missing scientists and so called “ultra aliens.” Naturally, this raises an important question of is Hoosier actually a Mich Ultra alien? And why is Joey so obsessed with Biff’s future in Back to the Future? From there, Hoosier introduces a series of ridiculous new drinking games. Joey tries to guess countries’ favorite bedroom positions, which colleges have the highest STD rates, and the fattest campuses. As the drinks flow, Joey gets progressively more unfiltered, wrapping things up with a few hilariously questionable stories from his college days. It’s unhinged, it’s unpredictable, and it’s one you probably shouldn’t listen to at work. #Ultra, #STD, #Fat, #Shart

(Ep 40) The Snack Draft: Kiper, Chaos & Creme Pies 🏈🥧🎙️🔥

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] The guys kick things off breaking down the latest NFL Draft winners, losers, shocking picks, and the teams that may have completely lost the plot. What starts as a normal football conversation quickly goes off the rails into debates about which draft prospects definitely smoke the most weed and hilarious stories from drafts of their own past. Then things take a turn nobody saw coming with a full 10-round snack food draft. War rooms panic, strategies crumble, friendships are tested, and the biggest question of all emerges...was Doritos really the obvious #1 overall pick, or did a dark horse steal the board? From heated debates to shocking reaches, the snack draft gets serious fast, especially when oatmeal creme pies somehow become the MVP of the night. To settle the chaos, AI Mel Kiper steps in to grade the draft classes and the results are absolutely shocking. The episode wraps up with a classic AITA segment because apparently there wasn’t enough controversy already. #NFLDraft, #MelKiper, #LittleDebbie, #Doritos

(Ep39) The Manhood Ruler™ (No Taffy Tips Allowed) 🍆📏

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2508447/fan_mail/new] This week’s episode starts off like a normal show with some beers and then immediately drives straight off a cliff. Joey kicks things off by reading listener feedback, which somehow turns a fun Notre Dame & Coors Light story into one of the dumbest tangents in podcast history. Hoosier’s latest billion dollar Shark Tank idea the ManRuler™ (patent absolutely pending). No taffy tips allowed!! From there, things spiral into a full blown deep dive on… well, let’s just say anatomical records and why Hoosier somehow knows way too many details. Eventually, they attempt to steer the ship back to listener feedback, only to discover it’s mostly people correcting Joey’s version of reality. Shocking no one, multiple stories, including the toga party and bonfire incidents are officially walked back due to “creative memory.” Naturally, the guys squeeze in another “Chevy Chase is a nightmare” story, because that’s basically tradition at this point. Hoosier takes a brief detour into UFO territory (because of course he does), and somehow Arc Raiders comes up again, this time highlighting Joey as a full-blown liability who gets his own teammate killed. They wrap up this beautiful disaster with tattoo talk including worst spots, most painful spots, and what questionable ink their currently rocking. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it might be their least educational episode yet. Enjoy. #ManRuler, #JonahFalcon, #ArcRaiders, #CoorsLight