If You Have To Ask, It’s Probably You | SoberNotSober Ep.35

If You Have To Ask, It’s Probably You | SoberNotSober Ep.35

If you are here for just the AITA, they start at the 30 minute mark! Regardless thank you for checking us out! Grant and Mekaylay are back doing what they do best — going off on random topics and somehow making it all connect. This week: white guys with dreads, a guy on an e-scooter drinking a gallon of milk, the future of streaming and where your favorite sports are gonna end up, why celebrity podcasts are annoying, Severance vs Succession (Mikale mixed them up), and a reality TV pitch involving a politically divided cruise ship that honestly has legs. Oh, and they're introducing a new segment — Am I the A**hole. the end of the episode is great we promise we laugh so hard we cry. Same as always, just two friends talking nonsense for an hour. Come hang.

4 Years Sober, And Its All Over | SoberNotSober Ep.34

It's been FOUR YEARS since Mekaylay got sober — and we're celebrating with extremely cool dollar tree party poppers & balloons. Grant works in wine (NOT drunk, we swear — episode 34 disclaimer), and together we cover everything important in the world right now. This week: Grant's legendary 8th grade Athlete of the Year moment, the glory and brutality of working in the service industry on Mother's Day, chafing in slacks, and why cruise ships are basically WALL-E in real life. Oh, and there's a new disease spreading from Argentinian rats — cool cool cool. We also get into the Monkey App, Scientology trolling content, Breath of the Wild being lowkey anime-coded, and a TikTok cooking account that will leave you questioning everything. Plus: our YouTube analytics say our entire audience is 13-17 year old boys. We are so sorry. Please turn this off. 🐶 Harley makes an appearance 🐱 Domino & Bing are a nuisance as always 📺 Find "Mother's Cooking" on TikTok (don't say we didn't warn you) Like, comment & subscribe — it's literally free and means everything to us. 📧 Email us at: Sobernotsober69@gmail.com [Sobernotsober69@gmail.com]

How To Find Love? Make It A Game Show. | SoberNotSober Ep.33

This week, Mekaylay flips the script and puts co-host Grant in the hot seat for a special dating game show episode. Grant is 27, a sommelier, newly bald by choice, and — most importantly — very much single. Over the course of an hour, he walks through his ideal first date, what he's looking for in a partner, how he cooks for someone he's trying to impress, and why he needs an emotional connection before anything physical. He's thoughtful, surprisingly self-aware, a little self-deprecating, and genuinely ready to find his person. If you've ever wanted to know what Grant brings to the table — literally and figuratively — this is the episode.

10-Year-Old Tuscan Beef MRE. 20-Year-Old Zinfandel. We Aged Into Disappointment |SoberNotSober Ep.32

This week on Sober Not Sober, Grant and Mekaylay tackle two very old things: a 10-year-old Tuscan Beef MRE purchased from the USS Iowa gift shop nearly a decade ago, and a 20-year-old bottle of Cucamonga Valley Zinfandel from Temecula. Spoiler: the cracker tasted like gym socks, the coffee was basically hot water, and the wine was corked. A sommelier and a recovering alcoholic suffering through expired military rations is exactly the content you didn't know you needed. Also on this episode: 🪖 Shouts out to the soldiers — we respect the sacrifice even more now 🌏 Is China actually ahead of us? Grant makes a case 🏈 College football: too many games, not enough pay ❓ Am I the A hole? — a sober girlfriend, a drinking boyfriend, and a locked bedroom door 🍷 Bringing a $25 bottle of wine to a party hosted by vineyard owners New episodes every week. Like, subscribe, and leave us five stars — it genuinely helps. 📧 sobernotsober69@gmail.com [sobernotsober69@gmail.com] 📱 Follow us on Instagram & TikTok ❤️ Support us on Patreon

Were Not Getting Payed By Anyone And We Want Everyone To Know | SoberNotSober Ep.31

Grant and Mekaylay are back in the studio (Harley & Domino are running the booth as always) for another hour-plus of the kind of conversation you didn't know you needed. This week: the boys debate whether civilization could have ever functioned without money — and somehow make a compelling argument. JD Vance gets roasted for being the most obvious political flip-flopper in recent memory. Trump posts an AI picture of himself as Jesus and people are actually mad about it for the wrong reasons. The Epstein files get brought up (allegedly). And Grant has a Plan Z that ends with him in a very comfortable Swedish prison. Also on the table: Irish twins and the husband stitch, cats absolutely ruining work calls, Jack Black deserving more credit than he gets, Toby vs. Andrew vs. Tom (the only Spider-Man debate that matters), the wine industry spoon-feeding you garbage with a smile, and why you don't actually have free will at the grocery store. Harley doesn't say much. The cats say too much. If you made it to the end, you know exactly what to comment.