Trailer - Sugar Before Bed

4 - No Epstein 'Client List?!'

So there's no Epstein client list?! ... or so they say. In this episode of Sugar Before Bed, Andrew talks about the government’s recent statement claiming there is no incriminating Epstein 'Client List' tied to Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes. But if that’s true, why were so many public officials, including Pam Bondi, JD Vance, and Kash Patel, publicly referring to a 'client list' earlier this year? From video redactions and missing metadata to political backtracking and blurred truth, this episode questions what we’re being told and challenges you to form your own opinion. Topics Covered in This Episode * FBI and DOJ's July Memo on Epstein – Details about them claiming there is no "client list" * The significance of putting “client list” in quotation marks * Pam Bondi’s contradictory statements – From “it’s on my desk” to “it doesn’t exist” * Child sex abuse footage and redacted evidence – Don't show the kids, show the adults. * JD Vance’s “release the list” comment on Theo Von's Pod – Implications from the vice president * Kash Patel on Joe Rogan's Pod – Acknowledging others were involved on the island * Suspicious jail footage metadata – Why the suicide narrative doesn’t add up * Autopsy disputes and guards’ “coincidental” mistakes * Trump’s campaign promises vs. the new narrative – What changed? * Speculation vs. truth – Encouraging critical thinking, not blind acceptance If this episode gave you something to think about or made you question the official story, let us know. Drop a comment, shoot an email to sugarbeforebedshow@gmail.com [sugarbeforebedshow@gmail.com], or follow the show on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook. Whether you agree, disagree, or think he's finally lost it, we'd love to hear your take. And if you’re into these kinds of deep dives, be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss what’s coming next. Subscribe & Follow: ALL LINKS - https://linktr.ee/sugarbeforebedshow [https://linktr.ee/sugarbeforebedshow] Time Stamps 0:00 short intro 0:32 short disclaimer 01:11 no Epstein Client List 01:42 FBI DOJ July 2025 Memo 3:56 ‘Client List’ in quotes 5:55 Reason For Not Releasing Media 8:15 Speculating Video Content 9:10 Pam Bondi Speaks 12:20 Debunking no ‘Client List’ 13:49 JD Vance on Theo Von’s Podcast 15:25 Kash Patel on Joe Rogan’s Podcast 17:05 1000 Victims for One Person? 18:40 Recapping Epstein’s ‘Suicide’ 19:34 Release the Files! 21:06 Timeline since Last 3 Presidencies 23:17 Missing Minute From Jail Cell Video 25:00 Coincidence or Planned Execution? 26:38 Ghislaine Maxwell’s Role 28:15 Epstein Death Autopsy 30:02 Soft Recap 31:01 Trump’s Role In This 35:36 Complete Tone Shift 36:14 Final Thoughts 37:15 Show Closing

3 - Man Stuck In Chimney, LOTI Pencil, Hobos, and Sex Doll Reviews

This week on Sugar Before Bed, Andrew takes you on a spiral of unhinged stories and thoughts you didn’t know you needed. From a man who climbs into a chimney to rescue his dog, a Minneapolis community that throws an annual pencil-sharpening festival, and him accidentally calling 911 on himself mid-show, this one is for sure must-watch TV. Andrew also dives into Florida gators returning golf clubs, a rant on bars using their waitresses as clickbait, and the absolute fever dream that is online sex doll reviews. Sprinkle in some petty bird revenge and a homeless man who demands a fortune cookie, and you’ve got yourself an episode that’s equal parts chaotic and oddly heartwarming. Timestamps 00:00 Intro 00:13 Bird Update 01:41 Man Stuck In Chimney 04:00 Accidental 911 Call 05:59 Man Stuck In Chimney Pt 2 06:56 LOTI Pencil 15:06 Gator Golf 16:11 Hobo Rant 19:52 Social Media Trends 22:28 Sex Doll Reviews 30:32 Closing Remarks Check out the @lotipencil on Instagram Subscribe & Follow: ALL LINKS - https://linktr.ee/sugarbeforebedshow [https://linktr.ee/sugarbeforebedshow]

2 - Self Checkout Chaos, Unemployed Chinese, Steroid Olympics, Legal Lethal Injections

Ever been arrested over $1,300 worth of avocados? What about paying to pretend to work in a fake office? In this week’s episode of Sugar Before Bed, Andrew dives into the absurdity of a Walmart self-checkout disaster involving 999 avocados, unemployed Chinese youths paying fake companies to pretend to work, the upcoming Enhanced Games (aka the Olympics on steroids), where performance-enhancing drugs are encouraged, and finally, proposes the idea of legal lethal injections after his latest encounter with the Poopy Bandit. If you’ve ever lost sleep over strange news stories, bizarre public behavior, or just the general decline of society, this episode is for you. Don’t forget to subscribe to Sugar Before Bed on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your comedy and news podcasts, and leave a review if your produce section hasn’t been tainted by the Poopy Bandit. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 00:42 Self-Checkout Chaos 05:40 Unemployed Chinese 10:51 Steroid Olympics (Enhanced Games) 16:40 Legal Lethal Injections 20:39 Closings Topics covered include: * Walmart avocado self-checkout incident gone wrong * China’s pay to pretend to work trend with fake jobs * Enhanced Games and steroid-fueled sports competitions * The Poopy Bandit strikes again and a call for legal lethal injections. Subscribe & Follow: ALL LINKS - https://linktr.ee/sugarbeforebedshow [https://linktr.ee/sugarbeforebedshow]

1 - Helicopter Parents, Birds, Sydney Sweeney Soap, Iranian Spoonman

Ever been paid to be someone’s college friend? Or tried to evict birds with an airsoft gun? Welcome to the strange, sleep-deprived spiral that is Sugar Before Bed. In this debut episode, I kick things off with a few chaotic life stories that have ruined my sleep cycle yet again. First, I reflect on my childhood best friend having a child and how it relates to helicopter parents, and the time someone paid me to hang out with their son. Then it’s off to war - with birds nesting outside my bathroom window, turning my apartment into a feathery battleground. I talk about what happens when birds make their nest on my window sills, and my totally ineffective attempts at figuring out how to get rid of birds or how to get rid of bird nests. In this week’s weird news article segment, we dive into the bizarre case of Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater being turned into soap (Dr. Squatch Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss) and question how many Guinness Book of World Records entries one man can earn with spoons stuck to his body. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro 1:25 Helicopter Parents 11:22 Birds Are Back 18:00 Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap 27:42 Iranian Spoon Man 35:48 Closing Topics covered include: * Watching friends become new parents sends me into a spiral * Getting paid $100 to hang out with someone’s kid in college * Birds vs. moldy Chicago apartments * Sydney Sweeney soap and the marketing of bathwater * A man breaking his own Guinness World Record with 96 spoons stuck to him If you enjoyed the episode - or even mildly tolerated it - don’t forget to subscribe, leave a rating, and share it with a friend who also spirals before bedtime. Subscribe & Follow: ALL LINKS - https://linktr.ee/sugarbeforebedshow [https://linktr.ee/sugarbeforebedshow]

Trailer - Sugar Before Bed

Hello, my little gumdrops, and welcome to Sugar Before Bed. A show built around the sometimes neurotic, often chaotic thoughts that keep me up at night. Sugar Before Bed is available on all platforms, with full video versions on YouTube. Subscribe & Follow: YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@SugarBeforeBed [https://www.youtube.com/@SugarBeforeBed] YouTube Music - https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCKMLcNw0JeRSSG0aaj4xm3A [https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCKMLcNw0JeRSSG0aaj4xm3A] Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sugar-before-bed/id1815863767 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sugar-before-bed/id1815863767] Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4KBeXnu4X2Fhgb2w8Q2Gt3?si=qP4p85SeRpy-wcgXU6swPg [https://open.spotify.com/show/4KBeXnu4X2Fhgb2w8Q2Gt3?si=qP4p85SeRpy-wcgXU6swPg] Amazon Music - https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e6001815-8ecd-4af8-a585-e999491dc693/sugar-before-bed [https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e6001815-8ecd-4af8-a585-e999491dc693/sugar-before-bed] Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sugarbeforebedshow [https://www.instagram.com/sugarbeforebedshow] Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@sugarbeforebedshow [https://www.tiktok.com/@sugarbeforebedshow] Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/share/16DRk6VUcq [https://www.facebook.com/share/16DRk6VUcq] X - https://x.com/sugarbeforebed [https://x.com/sugarbeforebed] Website - https://rss.com/podcasts/sugar-before-bed/ [https://rss.com/podcasts/sugar-before-bed/] Castbox - https://castbox.fm/channel/id6615637 [https://castbox.fm/channel/id6615637]