Women in Little Girls' Bodies

Best Days of Our Lives!

The Best Years of Our Lives (Spoiler: It’s Not the Yearbook, It’s the People) Sisters Michelle and Kimberly look back at the “best times” of their lives and try to reverse-engineer the magic. Not in a woo-woo way. In a nerd way. Like charting life on a Gantt chart or mapping out major life events on a timeline for church and alcohol addiction treatment purposes that get uncomfortably honest, fast. They revisit childhood summers at their permissive California grandparents’ house (donuts, game shows, no parents, and yes… a funeral for a shredded fan). Then they jump to why late high school hit so hard: drama/choir weirdos, cliques, the quad, the quarry lore, and a choir director (Ms. G.) who basically raised teenagers—and got them singing with Rosemary Clooney. They hit other peak chapters too: a Berkeley neuroscience PhD, a seminary internship year that felt like instant family, messy pregnancies, and the real-life upgrade of cutting toxic people (including via divorce). The through-line: community, choosing your circle, learning who you are, and how their sister bond is a highlight of today, another best time of their lives.

Women in Little Girls' Bodies

50 is the Better 15: Cellulite, Shaving, Free-Bleeding & Other Patriarchy Nonsense Sisters Kimberly and Michelle decry the endless, exhausting job of maintaining an impossible beauty standard: hiding cellulite, fearing shorts, tucking in bikinis, buying creams, dyeing hair, shaving everything that dares to grow, and generally attempting to cosplay as a 15-year-old. They trace their conditioning back to ’80s culture, magazines, and a lifetime of body commentary. It's shameful how much harassment, workplace weight policing, and being sexualized as kids shaped cultural norms. They also call out women judging women as patriarchy’s favorite little side hustle. They attack double standards (nipples, dress codes, victim-blaming) and period shame, including the mind-blowing concept of free bleeding. Kimberly shares her journey of reclaiming space—dancing again, shoulders back, not yielding sidewalks. Both fantasize about women collectively opting out of beauty labor. They ponder men’s newfound interest in embracing their feminine side including wearing makeup and nail polish. They wrap up lifting up their collective power: matriarchal community, the Liberian sex strike, and the posit from Drawdown that educating women is the #1 solution for the impending climate crisis.

You're Seeing It All Wrong!

Shed Old Lenses: Competition, “Good vs Bad,” Authority, and the Need to Be Right Sisters Michelle and Kimberly shatter the “lenses” they were raised with. They start by challenging a big one, that everything is a competition. Ranking. Status. Even relationships. Exhausting. And unnecessary. They also ditch the cartoon world of good guys vs bad guys. Life is messier and richer than that. Politics, too. So is the concept of right vs wrong, especially with misinformation and AI mucking up the waters of truth. Their bottom line on "right" is not to harm. If it harms more than it helps, then no thank you. They unpack how purity, humility, politeness, and “respect authority” were sold as virtue—then used to keep women small and compliant, and even helped perpetuate rape culture. They come down hard on hierarchies in corporate America and how capitalism hurts and harms. Everybody judges. Is it valid to make judgments based on looks? Money? Vibes? Knowing your own values matters. It's well past time to stop trying to please everyone—church expectations included. Authenticity wins. Approval can kick rocks. TW: Discussion of SA

I Will Never Forgive You (Yet)!

Forgiveness Isn’t a Hallmark Card: Anger, Accountability, and Why “Just Forgive” Is a Trap Sisters Michelle and Kimberly, raised in the church, unpack why forgiveness still gives them the emotional equivalent of a sour stomach. They start with a teenhood scandal: a pastor arrested for abusing kids, and their own pastor basically speed-running forgiveness from the pulpit. Then they jump to a murder trial of a colleague’s daughter, where forgiveness is framed as slow, internal work meant to drop the rage-boulder—not to let perpetrators off the hook. They call out the cultural confusion: forgiveness isn’t absolution, and it’s not the same as justice, consequences, or accountability. You can forgive and still want prison. You can forgive and still cut someone off. They argue it’s fine to not be ready, and that churchy “forgive by Tuesday at 9” is often just stuffing emotions down like a bad casserole. Forgiveness is a messy, cyclical process, not an event, and they tie transactional religious forgiveness—and even misogyny—to why people keep mixing forgiveness with consequences.

I'm Spiritual, Not Scientific

Tree-Huggers, Secret Mantras, and the God-in-Your-Gut Debate Sisters Kimberly and Michelle finally pick a fight (lovingly) about spirituality. It’s hard, because they agree on almost everything else. They start with childhood: basically raised at a mainstream Protestant church, like it was a second address. Then: 1970s Bay Area spiritual weirdness (said with affection). They were surrounded by new age books, including Dianetics, which they later realize could’ve gone very sideways. They remember learning Transcendental Meditation before age 10. Secret mantra drama. Spoiler: the “secret” was "Ing." They reminisce about dad-led guided meditations: sinking through a rainbow, building lifelong “safe places,” and a waterfall visualization for poison oak misery. Dad also trained as a hypnotherapist and used it for allergies and more, and... even more! They revisit ESP tests, aura lore, scrying crystals, kitchen rainbow prisms, “pyramid power” banana experiments, and literal tree-hugging. They cap it with a bigger clash: science-proof vs divinity-within. Do we see better with our eyes or our intuition? What is the soul? Michelle acknowledges neuroscience can’t yet bind together brain activity and what Kimberly calls "soul."