Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on bad teachers. A 900 pound teacher on a motorized scooter, inappropriate substitutes, a crop dusting French teacher, a screenwriting professor who actually isn’t bad, gypsy rose, the problem with internet commenters and more! This week the honks are bringing weird vibes to weirder stories! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:06:38 Sheet Eating Green Backstory 00:12:11 Bad Teachers 00:21:42 STORY - Parapeligic P* Teacher and Evil Woman 00:28:31 STORY - Tooting French Teacher 00:32:29 STORY - Bad Teachers 00:37:31 Riffing on the last story - Career, Hollywood, Bad Influence, Gyspy Rose 00:52:32 STORY - Crazy nun touched my friend 00:57:06 Join us on Patreon

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about bad neighbors and terrible landlords. From domestic violence, an attempted sewer-side, a woman living in a house with 1,000 mice, an 11 year old who needs to be put down, this episode is truly a journey for the soul. But first, harper-rose shares big news and gabby shares the correct pronunciation of “baton rouge”  Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 PSA to the Honks 00:03:58 The Weather Report 00:05:45 Appalachia 00:07:04 Harper's Big News! 00:09:56 Weird Neighbors 00:15:23 STORY - My Neighbor tried to off himself, his girlfriend, and me and my roommmate 00:28:00 STORY - Flipped Car 00:36:48 STORY - My Besty caused an over 1,000 mouse infestation in her NYC apartment 00:51:45 See you on Patreon

Balls growing out of coochies, maggots in feet, dangerously low potassium levels, make up products in places they shouldn’t be, keychains in places they shouldn’t be, and so much more! If you’re squeamish, this episode may not be for you. But if you’re a fan of this podcast, it probably is for you. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN NYC: Brooklyn 5/6 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Never Welcome Back to Portland 00:06:11 STORY - Grew a testi on my cooter 00:14:47 STORY - Maggot Foot 00:23:52 STORY - The End of Tea Time as we know it 00:24:57 STORY - Potassium? I thought it was h*roin 00:29:24 STORY - Patient had 3 Mac Foundation Tops Pumps in her Vagina 00:32:13 "I'm looking underneath" 00:37:18 STORY - Keychain up my patient's penis 00:42:57 STORY - Because Gabby said please send it 00:56:42 Join us on Patreon!

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on their ER experiences. Lee comes through with his medical expertise, a woman who accidentally OD’s on edibles and blames it on a stranger at a bar, why running is dorky and everyone looks bad doing it, a girl who leaves her “sponge” inside herself for too long and ends up in the ER, a story about a woman who is pregnant, homeless and schizophrenic and so much more. Enjoy! And tune in next week for part 2! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE Brooklyn 5/6 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:02:47 Dinner Last Night 00:04:34 Juiced Up 00:09:14 Lee's Struggle 00:11:15 Wait, WHY do you LOVE standup? 00:17:48 ER Stories 00:22:25 STORY - ER Story 00:32:33 Vibing Out 00:39:31 STORY - Baby Dr vs Seggs Worker Sponge 00:45:59 STORY - Preganant Homeleass Schizophrenic 00:49:46 See you on Patreon!

This week the honks read listener submitted venting stories. Gabby is on her period and gets denied from therapy, Harper is caffeinated, and everyone’s got a lot to vent about love. A guy who is having trouble finding love despite being well educated and well endowed, too many unsolicited d*ck pics, Italian brain rot being the great unifier, the name Veronica, a family affair, and so much more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE LIVE IN PORTLAND AND NYC:Portland 4/25 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-live-at-the-siren-tickets-1286736616859?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Brooklyn 5/6 : https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-live-at-union-hall-tickets-1284202978679?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshiosGabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110sWatch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:28 The topic is Venting 00:13:30 STORY - Love Bothers Me 00:25:18 STORY - Please no more d**k pics 00:31:10 Gabby's Dad Reacts to Patreon 00:33:22 STORY - Vent on Italian Brainrot 00:37:39 Gabby's Cats 00:40:21 STORY - Playing Mom to my ex-brother-in-law's wife 00:48:20 Join us on Patreon!