Episode 2: Siberian Wolf Heads, Jittery Midwesterners & Running Fast

Episode 3: Can Openers, Appendectomies & Hauntings

Do you feel constricted by society's so-called "rules" regarding kitchen implements and outpatient surgeries? Are you and your family experiencing deep, existential fears? Well you're in luck! On our third episode, we solve these problems for you with the ease of a crane fishing for sustenance at the edge of a pond. We're The Consultants®!!!

Episode 2: Siberian Wolf Heads, Jittery Midwesterners & Running Fast

What's up, question-havers? After a lights-out episode one, we could've hung up the ol' cleats and called it a career. But mere glory is not our goal. The ol' cleats STAY ON. In episode 2, we answer three more burning questions, mostly with tablescaping ideas. Get to ear learnin', America!

Episode 1: Cheese, Country Songs & Carburetors

Stewart and Joe teach you how to make cheese, write a country song and fix a carburetor, in one tidy 50-minute episode. Try and search that on YouTube whydontcha? Actually, please don't. Just listen to us instead. Why? Cuz we're The Consultants! ;p