The Great Bird War of 2024 | Ep. 70

The Great Bird War of 2024 | Ep. 70

BIG NET WON'T STOP THIS EPISODE FROM GETTING OUT! The bird war of 2024 has begun. --- This week's talking points: The bird war of 2024, no improvements, definitely no doxing, townhouse troubles, puffled plumage, big net, sexy birds, highly swoopable beef patties, my parents hate my name, out-famous your name, being a better me, helping others, the best new years resolutions, byron bay has eyes. --- GET IN TOUCH: ⁠Send us your questions⁠ [https://speakpipe.com/theadvisory] | ⁠Email us⁠ [theadvisorypodcast@gmail.com] THE SOCIALS: ⁠TikTok⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@theadvisorypodcast] | ⁠Instagram⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/theadvisorypodcast] --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch [https://www.twitch.tv/theadvisorypodcast] & YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@theadvisorypodcast] on 09.01.24

Photo Phobia & The Borrowed Bling | Ep.69

A scorned lover contemplates revenge for her stolen heirloom necklace and a family of intrusive photo takers gets their comeuppance. --- This week's talking points: Giant scam magnets, The writer’s mind, Terrible jewellery heists, Icarus and the shitty wings, The infinite mind scrawling, Intrusive family photo takers, Matrix EVP tech takedowns, Reusable grifts, Anti-photography, Saving Private Ryan memories, Prying eye black mail cameras, Hunger Games x Call of Duty wedding pits, Live modding & the sacred Twitch rituals. --- GET IN TOUCH: Send us your questions [https://speakpipe.com/theadvisory] | Email us [theadvisorypodcast@gmail.com] THE SOCIALS: TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@theadvisorypodcast] | Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/theadvisorypodcast] --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 07.12.23 --- 00:25 - Question: The mistress and the missing necklace 02:45 - Giant scam magnets 06:40 - 5 steps to revenge 10:11 - The curse of the necklace 10:54 - The writer’s mind 13:53 - Little David unfortunately returns 16:53 - Question: My family won’t stop taking my photo 18:15 - Reusing shenanigans infrastructure 19:48 - Photographer photographers 24:07 - The prying eyes of hidden camera blackmail 25:35 - Wedding COD 28:49 - The knighting of Collin the Twitch mod 29:32 - David’s Knighting Speech 30:23 - James’ Knighting Speech 33:25 - Outro

Poisonous Daisy Chains & The Fam Augmentation | Ep.68

The ultimate solution for when your mother-in-law hates you (and genuinely might be poisoning you), dealing with family drama pre-wedding & start your venue inquiry email search business already. --- This week's talking points: My mother in law is sabotaging me, Telethon implants, The fam augmentation, Jeep wrangler diapers, Photoshopped weddings, Blue ocean strategies, Family poison daisy chains, Putting our manners back in, Christie’s auctions for enhancements, Wedding venue inquiries, Software bullies, The hunger games the ballad of songbirds and snakes, Family fights at the holidays, Weird energy. --- GET IN TOUCH: Send us your questions [https://speakpipe.com/theadvisory] | Email us [theadvisorypodcast@gmail.com] THE SOCIALS: TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@theadvisorypodcast] | Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/theadvisorypodcast] --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch [https://www.twitch.tv/theadvisorypodcast] on 30.11.23 --- 00:00 - It begins 01:48 - Question: My MIL is poisoning me 09:53 - David makes alliances in the war effort 14:38 - Question: We can’t marry until my sister’s implants arrive 29:11 - David’s stint in the wedding industry 32:37 - Outro

Horny Oddities & the Cabinet of Curiosities | Ep.67

Bust out your EVP detectors and throw on your sexiest outfits because we're diving deep into the hottest haunted oddities and asking 'what's the right thing to do with your old adult toys?'. We dip into David's dating escapades and get the inside scoop on Tinder Select, the new $499/month way to find those heartfelt connections. --- What's under the hood in this week's ep - Tinder Select: the new luxury version of online dating - David's dating update - What to do with your toys - Haunted objects and oddities --- Send your advice questions to: Speakpipe [https://speakpipe.com/theadvisory] or email us [theadvisorypodcast@gmail.com]. Follow Us On: TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@theadvisorypodcast] | Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/theadvisorypodcast] | YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@theadvisorypodcast] --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 23.11.23 --- 00:00 - Pre intro 00:36 - David dating update 05:00 - Tinder’s new luxury plan (Tinder Select) 18:45 - How we’ll meet partners in the future 22:19 - Question: My dead wife’s toys 28:39 - Haunted sex toys 39:44 - Horny Oddities and the Cabinet of Curiosities 50:25 - Outro

Short Kings, Tall Tales | Ep.66

Life's too short to be tied up in family feuds. From parents taking student loan money to pay for your brother's wedding, to theme park family fights & the shortest of kings rocking that 6ft confidence. P.S. This episode is a chain mail podcast and you have to send it to 10 of your friends before midnight, otherwise you're fully cursed... soz. --- What's under the hood in this week's ep - My 5'8 boyfriend insists he's 6' tall - My parents said they'd pay my student loans then used the money for my brother's wedding - A family fight over a trip to a theme park has caused a rift in the family - Chain mail is back in podcast form - No posers and no Slashes - Our new band Druggers in the Night - Adblockers getting blocked - The new Jack Daniel's campaign - Tuckshop time --- Send us your questions on Speakpipe [https://speakpipe.com/theadvisory], or email us blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com Follow Us On: TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@blkswansociety] | Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/blkswansociety/] --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 16.11.23 --- 00:00 - Pre Intro 00:36 - It begins 01:44 - This is a chain letter podcast 02:49 - Our new band is the best 04:20 - The various faces of Slash 06:52 - Keeping it under wraps 09:16 - Fat David’s high school adventures 12:59 - The accidental start of the show 13:14 - Adblockers being blocked 16:37 - The new Jack Daniel’s commercial 22:59 - Oh yeah, the adblocker thing 25:44 - Question: My bf insists he’s 6ft tall 38:27 - Question: My parents said they’d pay for my loans and didn’t 44:07 - Question: Theme park fight caused family rift 51:27 - Gauging the audience for chill levels 54:08 - Outro