The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

It's the 4th day of your all-gay Atlantis Cruise. You just left the Bahamas and the bed of a sexy Nassau scuba instructor. You're tired. You're hungover. Your stomach is full of rum, waffles, and passionfruit-flavored lube. The hot Caribbean sun is baking your pale-ass to a crisp. Do you know what you need? You need to go directly to your cabin, drink a bottle of Pedialyte, and take a 4-hour nap. But do you listen to me? Of course not. What do you do instead? You attend Joel Kim Booster's twenty-minute stand-up set about being a hot gay man having sex with other hot gay men, and heckle the hell out of him whilst spilling a bottomless mimosa all over your brand-new pink floral swim trunks. To get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://MintMobile.com/BALD [https://MintMobile.com/BALD] today! You owe yourself a trip and trips are always better with Airbnb. If you want more space, more privacy, a better location, and the most loved homes, check out https://Airbnb.com [https://Airbnb.com] or download the Airbnb app! Do you want your leather handbag to last forever? Head to https://MyCuire.com [https://MyCuire.com] to get your leather care kit today! Follow Joel Kim Booster: @IHateJoelKim Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com [https://sites.prh.com/trixie-and-katya-books?ref=PRH49396403AE62&aid=35803&linkid=PRH49396403AE62] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Since the debut of The Bald and the Beautiful in October of 2020, Katya Zamolodchikova has tickled your ears with full-throated recommendations of tens of hundreds of films; many of which are great, most of which are not. As we approach the zenith of the Halloween season, be prepared for Joel Kim Booster to be utterly at odds with Katya's positively shining endorsement of Terrifier 3, with Miss Zamolodchikova describing it as what would happen if Ingmar Bergman decapitated Stanley Kubrick while simultaneously stabbing Wong Kar-wai with Jean-Luc Godard's sharpened femur. Want to try the #1 meal kit for eating well? Go to https://GreenChef.com/BALD50 [https://GreenChef.com/BALD50] and use code BALD50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://BetterHelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! If you’re 21+, check out VIIA. Head to https://bit.ly/viiathebbpod [https://bit.ly/viiathebbpod] and use the code BALD to receive 15% off. This fall, enhance your everyday with VIIA! Need a website? Check Out https://SquareSpace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.SquareSpace.com/BALD [https://www.SquareSpace.com/BALD] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! Take more control of your finances and stop waiting for payday! Open your account in minutes at https://Chime.com/BALD [https://Chime.com/BALD] Chime. Feels like progress. Follow Joel Kim Booster: @IHateJoelKim Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com [https://sites.prh.com/trixie-and-katya-books?ref=PRH49396403AE62&aid=35803&linkid=PRH49396403AE62] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

What does it mean if several drug-addled hopheads break down the door of your beautiful three-story New York City townhouse, lick your face whilst whispering sweet nothings in your ear, steal your valuables, and they do it all in the service of their kingpin crime boss: singer, songwriter, actress, & legendary pop icon Madonna? All this and more will be discussed at length in this very special episode of Bald featuring Canada's greatest cultural export since poutine: Jimbo. This Fall, get your gut going! Support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD [https://Ritual.com/BALD] Take more control of your finances and stop waiting for payday! Open your Chime account in minutes at https://Chime.com/BALD [https://Chime.com/BALD] Chime. Feels like progress. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD [https://ZocDoc.com/BALD] to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Follow Jimbo: @JimboTheDragClown Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com [https://sites.prh.com/trixie-and-katya-books?ref=PRH49396403AE62&aid=35803&linkid=PRH49396403AE62] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Step 1: Locate an impossibly gorgeous man in South Boston who's family owns an Italian restaurant. Follow him home and heat extra virgin olive oil in a heavy frying pan over medium heat. Add pancetta and garlic and saute until the pancetta is brown and crisp, and you're hard as a rock, about 8 minutes. Step 2: In a large bowl, whisk together the cream, cheese, yolks, basil, and penis to blend. When ready, proceed to insertion into said gorgeous man. Step 3: Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil over high heat. Add the spaghetti and cook until you finish, about 10 minutes if you think of something awful like your 5th grade teacher Mrs. Shield's thick, lustrous goatee. Once finished, ensure that both you and the spaghetti are fully drained. Step 4: Add the chicken to the pan with the pancetta and stir to combine, as you prepare yourself to receive the gorgeous man inside you. Next, add the spaghetti and the cream mixture and toss over medium-low heat until he creams, (do NOT boil or you might end up scrambling his eggs). Season the pasta to taste, sprinkle his nuts with lemon zest, and serve with a generous topping of parmesan. Feeds two. (Part 2 of a special 2-part interview!) Need a website? Check Out https://SquareSpace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.SquareSpace.com/BALD [https://www.SquareSpace.com/BALD] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://BetterHelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD [https://ZocDoc.com/BALD] to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Follow Sapphira: @SapphiraCristal Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com [https://sites.prh.com/trixie-and-katya-books?ref=PRH49396403AE62&aid=35803&linkid=PRH49396403AE62] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

MEN SEEKING MERMAID/MERMAN (Pacific Ocean Adjacent): Here for a naughty-cal time with sexy sirens of the sea. We are two fit & fabulous drag queens, one folically-challenged (Katya) and one with a glorious mane (Sapphira), seeking wet and wild night with sensual seafarers turned on by promiscuous pirates. Must have functioning fish genitalia and be DTF with land-dwelling homo sapiens. Tolerance for fish badussy strongly recommended. (ability to speak on land a plus) Please send juicy pics of your driftwood and/or mariana trench to: "buckets_of_seamen@if_the_boat_is_rocking.org" (Part 1 of a 2-part interview!) Achieve the zen of being regular and feel the difference daily with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD [https://Ritual.com/BALD] Happy squatting! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code BALD at https://LumeDeodorant.com [https://LumeDeodorant.com]! #lumepod This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://BetterHelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Try VIIA today! Head to: https://bit.ly/viiathebbpod [https://bit.ly/viiathebbpod] and use code BALD to receive 15% off! Take more control of your finances and stop waiting for payday. Open your Chime account in minutes at https://Chime.com/BALD [https://Chime.com/BALD] Chime. Feels like progress. Follow Sapphira: @SapphiraCristal Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com [https://trixieandkatya.com] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com [https://sites.prh.com/trixie-and-katya-books?ref=PRH49396403AE62&aid=35803&linkid=PRH49396403AE62] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]