M'aarrry Christmass Wee Ones

Pirates Don't Use Soap

Avast! MJ is up from tha bilge an' we is here to tell you scurrrvy dogs about foodstuffs from tha bilge an' Boat Wash Number Four in an unasked-for lengthy screed of audiotory discussions. Y'see wee Pirates aren't a-familiar with surfactants and other soapy materrials so we may go a bit long as we tack back and forth on the subject. As always wee ones rest your head towards the end for a relaxing sleep story to drift off to the somnolent 'orizon of a good night's sleep.

Boating On Eggshells

Steph updates us on her houseboat saga, Jeff went for a row for the first time in 30 years! The Pirates do a brief (we promise) advertisement for Dock Deals' new boat soap, Steph and Jeff do Boat Of The Week and Jeff reads a SLEEPER of an Old Boat Ad. It's The Boaty Show! Thanks for listening :-)

Hot and Cheap

Steph and no pirates! We take a call from Listener Anna who has a question about her Whaler that caught on fire, Listener Christy gets a boat recommendation whether she likes it or not, a pillowy soft Old Boat Ad for Jay, two tugs and a sub from Dockdeals exchange broadsides for Boat Of the Week! Thanks for listening!

Counting Lobsters: A Sleep Story

WARNING PIRATE CONTENT. We're topping the charts! Of "comforting sleep stories!" Apple's podcast AI heard the Pirates doing sleep stories and tagged us with the keywords! And this AI stuff is taking our jobs? Thanks for listening, we promise at some point the Pirates will get old and we'll move on. Let's hope Steph comes back next episode!

Swinger New Year

[this episode contains no pirate content] Here for boaty? skip to 26 minutes. Otherwise enjoy the full Steph and Jeph schtick! Worlds collide for the first time in Boaty Show history: Boat Of The Week and Old Boat Ads combine for an auditory extravaganza. Thanks for listening!