Counting Lobsters: A Sleep Story

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Steph and no pirates! We take a call from Listener Anna who has a question about her Whaler that caught on fire, Listener Christy gets a boat recommendation whether she likes it or not, a pillowy soft Old Boat Ad for Jay, two tugs and a sub from Dockdeals exchange broadsides for Boat Of the Week! Thanks for listening!

Counting Lobsters: A Sleep Story

WARNING PIRATE CONTENT. We're topping the charts! Of "comforting sleep stories!" Apple's podcast AI heard the Pirates doing sleep stories and tagged us with the keywords! And this AI stuff is taking our jobs? Thanks for listening, we promise at some point the Pirates will get old and we'll move on. Let's hope Steph comes back next episode!

Swinger New Year

[this episode contains no pirate content] Here for boaty? skip to 26 minutes. Otherwise enjoy the full Steph and Jeph schtick! Worlds collide for the first time in Boaty Show history: Boat Of The Week and Old Boat Ads combine for an auditory extravaganza. Thanks for listening!

M'aarrry Christmass Wee Ones

Twas the night before piratey Christmas and all through the bilge, not a creature was stirrin' except all the rats what lives in the bilge. And all the crabs what lives in me mattresss... Merry Christmas everyone!

A Very Wakeful Boat

Yo ho ho! Was your time with the pirates ayyye opening? Steph is back for Boat Of The Week with a twist: Boat (I have driven) Of The Week! Jeff's history of the pontoon boat may or may not bore Steph, same with the wakeless launch. A pirate encore, and that's all she wrote!