Spooning with Madonna (in a sarcophagus built for two)

Mud Wrestling with Madonna & Sydney Sweeney

https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/fan_mail/new Welcome to the ultimate celebrity circus. Sizzling hawt topics on this ep include Madonna’s return to acting (and Cojo fleeing to the Strait of Hermes to escape it), Zendaya receiving the Honorary Audrey Hepburn Award (insert tears here) and see-thru Connor Storrie becoming the Mayor of Vaseline Alley. All the style & smut you can stuff into one podcast! xo cojo  Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/support]

Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau & Cojo - A Throuple for the Ages

https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/fan_mail/new Cojo takes you on a ride through Hollywood so wild, you’ll feel like you microdosed at Burning Man and copulated with half of Black Rock. Guests this week include a dream analyst on hand to interpret a dream that involves Justin Trudeau, a maple leaf-adorned jock strap and a hockey stick…PLUS…Miley wisely hitches her wagon to a dude who can do her hair, Gwen Stefani can only clear customs through dental records ID AND blame Lindsay for the Copy & Paste facelift craze.  Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/support]

Free Britney from The Kardashian Kult

https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/fan_mail/new Blazing hot topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥: Cojo’s stealth rescue of Britney Spears…How to dress like a Real Housewife (grab your cooch grazer mini & $3.99 Michael Kors body mist)…the Amazon Prime prosthetic penis…the Ariana Wicked side show x Cojo  Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/support]

The Holy Spirit Delivers a new Hymen to Pamela Anderson (and other modern miracles)

https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/fan_mail/new Saint Pamela Anderson leads the new Born Again Virgin movement..Grab your tissues as Meghan gives Howie Mandel a nostalgic reach-around..Jen Aniston mulls an Only Fans career AND Anderson Cooper proves Swarovski Crystals are the new gerbils xo cojo  Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/support]

Spooning with Madonna (in a sarcophagus built for two)

https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/fan_mail/new SEASON 3 premiere!! Beware all pearl-clutchers: the brashest, most offensive and Sexiest Man Alive runner up Cojo is back with FRESH episodes of The Cojo Tapes! Fashion, celebrity, spilling tea and hot topics galore including Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Sydney Sweeney of Congress, Jenny from the Mall has a new gig, Madonna gets unfilled (by a fracking dermatologist) and Kim squeezes her RV-sized bum into NASA-grade panties! xo cojo ☠️☠️☠️☠️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2326471/support]