The Day's Dumpster Fire
Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2071919/fan_mail/new] Today's episode addresses a scenario that you have probably seen a few times or been a part of: you get invited to a party that you've always wanted to go to. You're beyond excited and you can't wait to dress up and have the time of your life. However, for one reason or another, you are unable to attend the party or worse yet, you're uninvited and you don't know why. Naturally, of course you're heartbroken. During the night while everyone in the world except you have been invited to this wicked party, you're at home, adrift in your sea of resentment. That resentment can last days if not weeks and it feels like it's unshakable. Like why Karma punished you like this... until someone comes up to you who was at the party and starts the conversation with, "Hey did you hear what happened at the party last night?" When you get all the "deets" to find out that the party was a huge, colossal failure, replete with people being burned to death and what not, you're suddenly thanking Karma for blessing you by making you miss the party. Today's episode features the valiant return of Kara, back from a fresh stint of vacation and she put out a banger of an episode for you. Imagine you're job in the 1300s was to put together a party for the king of France who is already a mass of mental health issues and is so bad, he is considered insane for the day. Access to mental health back then consisted of large volumes of alcohol and someone from the church telling you to suck it up and deal with it... Since your job is to make this party an event fit for a king and something no one could forget, you decide to pull all the stops and go big or go home. Your idea is to make a bunch of men (king included) get sewn into these outfits, made of flammable material, covered in a flammable tree resin, then smothered in flammable fibers so that the bunch of men (king included) look like harry wild men running around the ballroom. Mind you this is the 1300s, torches and candles were the only forms of light... What could possibly go wrong? So be grateful as you listen to this episode 1. You or your ancestors never got invited to this event and 2. You or your ancestors were never put in charge of making the party "memorable." Sometimes, it's good to not be the most popular or the most reliable! If you like this episode, check out The Day's Dumpster Fire [https://www.thedaysdumpsterfire.com/] for the ever-growing library of history going horribly awry for humanity. Be sure to check out these episodes that are similarly themed: Henry's Wive's Demise Fire - Episode 19 [https://www.thedaysdumpsterfire.com/episodes/episode-19-henry-viiis-fire] Firing Fireworks Fire - Episode 26 [https://www.thedaysdumpsterfire.com/episodes/episode-26-firing-fireworks-fire] Botched Funerals - Episode 58 [https://www.thedaysdumpsterfire.com/episodes/botched-funerals-episode-58] Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2071919/support] Hey before you go! If have ideas for future episodes that you want Kara and Ed to look into, email them at thedaysdumpsterfire@gmail.com. They would love to hear from you! You can also send them a text message by clicking on the link at the top. Be sure to head on over to www.thedaysdumpsterfire.com [https://www.thedaysdumpsterfire.com/] for the ever growing library of historical dumpster fires. Check us out on the ol Instagrams! https://www.instagram.com/thedaysdumpsterfire/ [https://www.instagram.com/thedaysdumpsterfire/]
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