Fail #4: Call Them Out!

Fail #7: Everyone is Terrible!

Have you ever seen your orthopedist on the subway? What do you do at The Cubby Hole alone? Do you want to move to NYC?  Paola talks dirty trains, panicked grocers, manspreaders, and of course, baby birdies.  It's a love letter to the best city a girl could dream of, and a little confession about the beginning of the end.  What does that mean?!!?  You're just gonna have to listen to find out.... Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography Don't touch your face!

Fail #6: Panic and Patriotism?

Are the classics ruined forever?  Is 4th of July cancelled?  Did you miss me?!  Paola confesses her first big podcast fail and talks disappeared bikes, childhood fears, innocence, what "Independence Day" should be, and more!   Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography Don't touch your face!

Fail #5: Roommate Dosage

How many apples do YOU eat a day?  Do you really want to live with your best friend?  Who named the small potatoes?!  Paola talks nibblers, routine, introduces a new fun segment called Bodily Functions, and so much more!  Plus she surprises her old friend with a phone call.  You're gonna love it.  Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography Don't touch your face!

Fail #4: Call Them Out!

Anybody ever heard of white supremacy?  Is high school racist?  What is the grid?  WHAT IS THE CURE TO NOVEL CORONA?!  Paola talks solidarity in suburbia, her potential presidential run, the musculoskeletal system mystery, and so much more.  Plus, birthday girl Rae Mondo joins her to chat about the thought cloud that has been looming for her these past couple weeks!  Get in the mix! Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography Don't touch your face!

Fail #3: Pause

#blacklivesmatter Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography