S.F. Morning Crew

NFL Halftime Show (repost)

It's violent sports season! That means it's time for our annual repost (or re-"goalpost," get it??) of fan and non-fan favorite, "NFL Halftime Show." This sketch holds the Fallout Lounge record for largest cast ever; all of our regulars are featured, as well as several friends we shoved into recording closets. The Ten Commandments had a smaller cast. Sound design, mix, and, yes, a couple of voices, by Dave Gerbosi.

S.F. Morning Crew

Are you ready for the raunchiest, most NSFW shock jocks ever to spew filth into a microphone? OK, they weren't available, but you're going to love their SFW replacements. Written, directed, and produced by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andrés duBouchet, Russell Arons, Kathy Nagler, and Bob Merlotti. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi.

Microplastic Deficiency

Cutting down on your microplastic intake? Congratulations! Unless you've cut down too much. Fortunately, now you can ensure your body is getting the microplastics it needs. Written and produced by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Meg Ruddy, Kathy Nagler, and Dave Gerbosi. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi.

Compilation 15: Happy "Only the Presidents We Like" Day

If you've been twiddling your opposables. waiting for just the right moment to catch up on the Fallout Lounge, your derelict ship has come in. Seven, count 'em, seven sketches, each one honed to a glossy comedic sheen, lined up like chuckle soldiers for your ears to inspect. So download, guffaw, and then, well, then you'll want to subscribe! You'll also want to write us a comment, or a sonnet if you're really inspired. Not to mention you'll be moved to give us a 5-star rating. You can follow us on Threads and Instagram at @falloutlounge. We won't sell you merch. Not our merch, anyway. You're welcome to our vintage "Hall & Oates: We Hate Each Other Tour" t-shirt, though.

God's Ted Talk

If the world makes no sense and you're grasping for answers, you're in luck. Here's God--yes, THAT God--to explain everything. Written and produced by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Dave Gerbosi, Russell Arons, Meg Ruddy, and Will Becton. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi.