The Fifth Column

Errr….This one gets pretty heated. But we’re all still friends! We think. And Moynihan is now sober and his blood sugar is back to normal, so there’s that too. Either way, hats off to Batya for braving another episode with three people who disagree with her on pretty much everything. We talk Tariffs, Trump, lawfare, Ukraine, and everything in between. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.wethefifth.com/subscribe [https://www.wethefifth.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com [https://www.wethefifth.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_7] * The Hungarian dentist and the prostitute theory * Your TV wife sees Hitler all the time, no? * Facilitate… * Dinners with politicians * A digression on Big Star (FYI: "Holocaust” [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQ977u8Wuk]) * Elder scams [https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-parents-scammed-out-of-life-savings] * Apple Watches and proof of life * Back to Rogan and Murray * A trip to Libya for a copy of the Green Book * #9 Fifth Dream * Doing an impression of a smart person / Paul believes * A theory …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com [https://www.wethefifth.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_7] On May 11, 2020, as I was navigating personal collapse (“it’s been a really shitty two months,” I said on an interesting-to-listen-to-now Special Dispatch #20 [https://www.wethefifth.com/p/special-dispatch-20-the-quarantine-35b]), my two daughters were wrestling unhappily with Zoom school, and all three of us lads were in the process of buying Covid cars, I came across a Wired article that landed like a Cher-style [https://youtu.be/pUiaLcBez5g] open-ha…

Moynihan is out with a “tooth thing” (which sounds lame, but is allegedly a “painful,” “very serious” dental emergency that definitely doesn't involve a tall, attractive blonde woman). Fortunately, our pal Jesse Singal (Blocked and Reported [https://www.blockedandreported.org/], Singal-Minded [https://jessesingal.substack.com/]) is along for the ride, and outlines the plans for his heroic crusade to save THE REPUBLIC by beefing with JD Vance on X. We dive into Trump 2.0’s extra-constitutional improvisations, fail to steer clear of trade policy, and search desperately for a silver lining in our late-capitalist, national-populist, increasingly surrealist Idiocracy. Also in the mix: a little Elon drama, libertarian coping strategies, various flavors of executive branch lawlessness, and a surprising outbreak of informed optimism about the future. * Tooth decay, high-end prostitutes, and podcast logistics * Jesse Singal enters the chat (possibly still mid–Twitter beef) * Deportation by executive vibe * Due process is for losers * When JD Met Jesse: A Very Sexy Love Story (by Selena Montgomery) * The most important internet slap-fight in American history * Hotel El Salvador: now accepting unwanted Americans * Bannon’s “flood the zone” plan meets sheer incompetence * Shouting at Bill Hemmer * Campus protests, free speech, and DHS interns with tasers * Jesse accidentally agrees with libertarians? * And can Jesse say one nice thing about JD Vance? (And, “Thank you”!?) * To the Moon, and Mars, and WHERE ELSE BEYOND This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.wethefifth.com/subscribe [https://www.wethefifth.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

Is this episode 500?? Well, not really. Likely a bit higher. There have been some numbering convention mixups over the years and we’ve also recorded almost 300 paywalled episodes (yes, you should subscribe now, ya skinflints). But let’s just pretend it’s 500 and say…happy 500th episode, Fifth Column! * Waymo through skid row * The dumb right * Dead cats bounce * They took brown doublewides from us * Nixon, but in the open * Where are the Dems? * Besides magic * The DEI trade off? * The sweet meteor of death episode This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.wethefifth.com/subscribe [https://www.wethefifth.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]