Our Top 5 Horror Stories

Dating Story: The Final Chapter

Episode 227. Beth shares her tumultuous journey navigating apps like Hinge and Bumble. From awkward conversations to the struggle of finding genuine connections, Beth recounts her experiences with a variety of suitors that left her feeling more exhausted than excited. On this episode >> to ghost or not to ghost >> the art of peacocking >> men in the wild __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials [https://www.instagram.com/thegeriatricmillennials/] Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials [https://www.facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials] Theme music by The Finley Ghost [https://open.spotify.com/artist/2FDDxS1r0AdQzitRtjqdsb?si=CequncluSXuIuia7gu1UWg] __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar [https://www.instagram.com/eransofar/] Instagram: @paperwhale_ [https://www.instagram.com/paperwhale_/] paper whale: www.paperwhale.com [https://www.paperwhale.com] Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme [https://www.instagram.com/justenjoyjayme/] Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 [https://www.facebook.com/jayme.jones.75] __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Our Top 5 Horror Stories

Episode 226. Join Beth and Jayme as they explore their own personal horror shows. From runny eggs to the terror of making dinner decisions, they share the everyday annoyances that send them into a spiral of panic and frustration. On this episode >> perfect pony >> dance the night away >> scrambled...hard __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials [https://www.instagram.com/thegeriatricmillennials/] Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials [https://www.facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials] Theme music by The Finley Ghost [https://open.spotify.com/artist/2FDDxS1r0AdQzitRtjqdsb?si=CequncluSXuIuia7gu1UWg] __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar [https://www.instagram.com/eransofar/] Instagram: @paperwhale_ [https://www.instagram.com/paperwhale_/] paper whale: www.paperwhale.com [https://www.paperwhale.com] Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme [https://www.instagram.com/justenjoyjayme/] Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 [https://www.facebook.com/jayme.jones.75] __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Holy Pelvic Floor

Episode 225. Beth and Jayme dive into the often unspoken realities of women's health, sharing their personal experiences with pelvic floor therapy and the challenges that come with it. On this episode >> teen room makeovers >> peak girlhood >> lady bits __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials [https://www.instagram.com/thegeriatricmillennials/] Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials [https://www.facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials] Theme music by The Finley Ghost [https://open.spotify.com/artist/2FDDxS1r0AdQzitRtjqdsb?si=CequncluSXuIuia7gu1UWg] __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar [https://www.instagram.com/eransofar/] Instagram: @paperwhale_ [https://www.instagram.com/paperwhale_/] paper whale: www.paperwhale.com [https://www.paperwhale.com] Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme [https://www.instagram.com/justenjoyjayme/] Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 [https://www.facebook.com/jayme.jones.75] __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Gripe Session vol. 6

Episode 224. Jayme and Beth with another gripe session. The world is worlding and they are sharing some of the not so simple things that are making life more annoying than it needs to be. On the episode >> red cards >> meme lords >> performative prayer __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials [https://www.instagram.com/thegeriatricmillennials/] Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials [https://www.facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials] Theme music by The Finley Ghost [https://open.spotify.com/artist/2FDDxS1r0AdQzitRtjqdsb?si=CequncluSXuIuia7gu1UWg] __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar [https://www.instagram.com/eransofar/] Instagram: @paperwhale_ [https://www.instagram.com/paperwhale_/] paper whale: www.paperwhale.com [https://www.paperwhale.com] Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme [https://www.instagram.com/justenjoyjayme/] Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 [https://www.facebook.com/jayme.jones.75] __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Some Good Stuff

Episode 223. In this episode, Beth and Jayme are trying to escape the reality of the world by diving into what’s good in life right now. On this episode >> little toes >> mummy bag obsession >> just Fratelli things Mentions: * The Telepathy Tapes [https://thetelepathytapes.com] * Cat Toes [https://www.tiktok.com/@girlsandtheircats/video/7631954971830783246?_r=1&_t=ZT-95p03u9fR6c] * REI Mummy Sleeping Bag [https://www.rei.com/product/C03116/rei-co-op-trailmade-25-sleeping-bag] * Ikea Tablet Stand [https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/havrehoj-holder-for-tablet-40534576/?msclkid=12d7c3f0ab3110f2b0e2aa01c66b762a&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=US_LC_A3_ConsumerLed_Search_AO_L4_MSA_AOH-Ecomm_EN_PMAX_Generic_HFB18-HomeOrganisation_0_Combo&utm_term=2328628190030416&utm_content=Home%20Organisation_FY26_T1&adfcd=1779849053.zU4Y1DmM9Uep34GclKbDvg.MTQwMDYxOCwxNDg3MDYy] * Bubba + Fratelli Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/thelastbits/] __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials [https://www.instagram.com/thegeriatricmillennials/] Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials [https://www.facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials] Theme music by The Finley Ghost [https://open.spotify.com/artist/2FDDxS1r0AdQzitRtjqdsb?si=CequncluSXuIuia7gu1UWg] __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar [https://www.instagram.com/eransofar/] Instagram: @paperwhale_ [https://www.instagram.com/paperwhale_/] paper whale: www.paperwhale.com [https://www.paperwhale.com] Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme [https://www.instagram.com/justenjoyjayme/] Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 [https://www.facebook.com/jayme.jones.75] __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.