#77 - Audition Boner

#77 - Audition Boner

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1966663/open_sms] Zach and Josh reunite to discuss everything from dog moms and church visits to teenage memories and their latest entertainment experiences. • Commentary on people who treat pets as children and the absurdity of celebrating "dog moms" on Mother's Day • Hilarious church visit observations including awkward moments and people-watching • Nostalgic stories about first makeout sessions and teenage embarrassments • Critical review of Nicole Kidman's "Baby Girl" film • Detailed critique of Andor Season 2's disappointing storyline and broken Star Wars universe rules • Recommendation for "The Four Seasons" on Netflix starring Steve Carell and Tina Fey • Comprehensive review of Marvel's "Thunderbolts" movie with character analysis • Discussion about Florence Pugh's standout performance and David Harbour's humor • Thoughts on the MCU's future direction based on end-credit scenes • Commentary on beauty standards and praise for Salma Hayek's Sports Illustrated appearance at 58 Message us on Instagram if you want to join us for a movie or be a guest on the show! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/1966663/support]

#76 - Dr Doom's a Trick, Silver Surfer's a Chick, and Kanye Likes Dick

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1966663/open_sms] Zach and Josh are cackling through the dumpster fire of pop culture! Kanye’s spilling cousin-kissing tea, Joe Rogan’s platforming wackos like Candace “Space is Fake and Gay” Owens, and Hollywood’s still screwing up stars like Bieber. Josh fangirls over Casablanca’s slick vibes but yawns at Gone with the Wind’s marathon runtime. Zach digs Captain America: Brave New World’s Red Hulk chaos but groans at its preachy bits and Andor Season 2’s snooze-fest jungle drama. Oh, and Righteous Gemstones? It’s a riot with more dicks than a Satanist milk vat. The boys plan a bro-date for Sinners and Thunderbolts, drool over a female Silver Surfer, and bet RDJ’s Doom is just an Iron Man fake-out. Buckle up for laughs, rants, and way too much titty talk! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/1966663/support]

#75 - Semen Retention and Naked Aliens

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1966663/open_sms] Zach and Josh bring the chaos, riffing on Kevin Gates’ semen retention “aura” and Zach’s “jerk-off smorgasbord” confessions. They roast social media’s fake birthday posts and influencer nonsense. Star Wars’ universe gets love, but The Last of Us Season 2 flops with Bella Ramsey’s miscasting. Your Friends and Neighbors wows with Olivia Munn, while The Bondsman slays. Indie flicks like Poor Things get slammed for softcore stunts, and Jon Hamm’s rumored “big ham” steals laughs Follow us on social media and consider supporting us on Patreon to help cover editing costs and get exclusive merch. Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/1966663/support]

#74 - Hot Privilege

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1966663/open_sms] We’re back with Episode 74 of the Infinite Weekend Podcast! This time, we dive into a wild mix of movies, TV, video games, and anime—think Solo Leveling, Kraven, and Edge of Seventeen—with our usual dose of dick humor and adulting gripes. We kick things off with what we liked and hated this week, from fast-paced anime dubs to lackluster superhero flicks, then spiral into tangents about social media detoxes, hot girl privilege, and why money does buy happiness (sorry, haters). We’re unfiltered, all over the place, and loving every minute of it—join us for the ride! • Discussing the week's entertainment picks - Solo Leveling's epic S-Rank battle episode gets high praise • Debating the merits of Kraven's standalone movie and why it might have worked better as a supporting character • Exploring the apparent death of high school movies with Edge of 17 and Euphoria filling the void • Analyzing why certain genres resonate differently with each host - Josh's specific aversion to traditional zombies • Deep dive into Taylor Sheridan's Yellowstone universe and what makes 1883 and 1923 compelling television • Examining "hot privilege" and the different standards society applies based on appearance • Critiquing influencer morning routines and the mythology around success habits • Discussing the mental health impacts of social media comparison and the value of periodic digital detox Follow us on Instagram @infiniteweekend and share what you're currently watching! Subscribe for new episodes and leave a rating that helps others find the show. Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/1966663/support]

#73 - The Magic Mirror Must Have Been Gay

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1966663/open_sms] Buckle up, degenerates—Zach and Josh are back to dissect the week’s media dumpster fires and hidden gems. This time, we’re kicking things off with a new segment: what we watched, what we liked, and what we’d rather gouge our eyes out than sit through again. Spoiler alert: Netflix’s Electric State lands squarely in the eye-gouging camp. Chris Pratt and Millie Bobby Brown try to spark some retro-robot chemistry, but the plot’s so rushed it’s like they forgot to plug in the script. Robots going rogue in a 90s alt-history wasteland? Cool concept. Execution? A two-hour snooze-fest with more holes than a Vegas stripper’s alibi. Josh called it—should’ve been a series, not a movie. Zach’s side-eyeing the liberal Hollywood agenda, wondering if it’s an Elon dig or just another woke sermon. Either way, it’s a hard pass—5/5 for CGI, 0/5 for making sense. Then we pivot to the good stuff: Severance Season 2 finale on Apple TV. Holy shit, this show’s a mind-bender—Adam Scott’s killing it as a split-personality office drone, and Ben Stiller’s basically trolling Scientology with a straight face. No woke preaching here, just pure, unsettling brilliance. We spoiled the hell out of it, so if you haven’t watched, tough luck—go binge and thank us later.  The rant train keeps rolling with Hollywood’s DEI disasters: Snow White tanked harder than a lead zeppelin (mirror’s blind if it picks Ziegler over Gadot), and HBO’s black Severus Snape has us screaming “Accio better casting!” Pacific Rim Uprising gets a nod for worst sequel ever—kids saving the day? Zach’s personal nightmare. We reminisce over American Pie and Superbad defining our high school glory days, but can’t name a decent teen flick past 2015—did COVID kill the genre? Toss in some love for Wild Wild West (Will Smith’s Matrix fumble still slaps), a Wicked musical meh-fest, and a plea for Kathleen Kennedy to stay gone from Star Wars, and you’ve got Episode 73. Oh, and we’re begging you to call in—Instagram us your grievances, show recs, or hate mail. What’s the last great high school movie? Hit us up, or we’ll assume you’re too busy rewatching Project X to care. Like, subscribe, share—let’s keep this infinite weekend rolling. Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/1966663/support]