Garzanza

50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover

A woman in Carteret County, NC used rose pruners to cut her husband's penis off. This is her song.

Spastachio

107.9 WNCT's own Laura Smith has her own way of saying some words. And by some, I mean a lot.

Garzanza

A caller on 107.9 WNCT in Greenville, NC described her favorite pizza - the Extravanaganza Meat Garzanza. What is a garzanza? I looked it up, it's nothing.

Poop

Did you read the story of the man in the UK who swallowed a "bag of drugs" and didn't poop for weeks? #poowatch

Cargo Pants

A song about dads.