Single Life Luxuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-27-26

Man Cereal and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-28-26

Feral hogs are invading Ohio Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it There is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole

Single Life Luxuries and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 5-27-26

Soccer fans will start a chant for any reason Joi.AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation research The top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out on A UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this week If you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?

Austism Test and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 5-26-26

You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do? U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countries Tell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an event Thick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD? Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get

Worst Punishment and Misspelled Words - The Morning Blitz 5-22-26

You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns? Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kid A U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King Charles Some people have a different official start of summer The most misseplled words in America may surprise you

Bare Feet and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 5-21-26

Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concern Goose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theater Tell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in public We have now been informed that there are 4 different alien species among us We have found a side hustle for college kids