Ep 096 - Late, Unprepared And Possibly Drunk

Ep 100 - Zsa Zsa Gabor And Shane Warne Never Made It But We Did

This is a very special 100th edition of the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 3rd May 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week: - Former two time VFL premiership player, one time AFL premiership player and two time AFL premiership coach Mark “Bomber” Thompson is in a massive deep pile of hot, steamy, stinky, sloppy poo this week after appearing in court Tuesday, faced with seven charges. Charges include trafficking ice and ecstasy and possession of LSD and ecstasy, following police raids on his Port Melbourne home in January. It should come as no surprise to fans though as Thompson did appear on Fox Footy back in 2009 stating “I might retire, and go and do something else like, sell frozen water or something”. Well played Mark you cagey old bugger. You even told us in 2009 you intended on selling ice. - Waratahs club captain Nick Phipps (that’s rugby union for the uninitiated), is also in a touch of strife this week after his bucks night last weekend got a touch out of hand. Phipps has been given a slap on the wrists and a $4000 fine, but will be allowed to play this weekend following the incident, so it probably couldn’t have been that bad, right? Well, let Todd Carney be the judge folks as young Toddy was caught on a mobile phone in the privacy of the mens toilet simply trying to hydrate and he was basically banished from the country and his entire career went down the tubes. Meanwhile Phippsy was told he was simply a “naughty boy” after urinating on a bar in front of the general public at the Woollahra Hotel whilst dressed as a cow following a day of golf, boat cruises and heavy drinking. You tell me boys, does the punishment fit the crime? At least the incident has answered one question though and we wish Phipps all the best in his continued roll as the Channel 7 cash cow. - And in a move more confusing than the first time I saw porn, the state of origin between New South Wales and Queensland will now be sponsored by Victoria Bitter with games in the coming years to be played in South Australia and Western Australia. Understandably, Queensland fans are fuming over the state dropping long time sponsors XXXX, as they now struggle with trying to have to spell Victoria Bitter rather than XXXX on promotional material. PLUS, on this weeks' show, we've got: - NRL - F1 - Racing - Winx Watch - Soccer - NBA - Tennis And possibly more I can't remember right now. Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete NBA Futures Golden State Warriors to win the NBA title $1.90 Bartz A-League GF Jets to win @ $2.40 & Jets 2-0 @ $13 Mills Racing futures Redzel to win Doomben 10,000 @ $2.20

Ep 099 - Honestly, Who Goes To A Strip Club In Gladstone

This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 26th April 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week: - In the NRL and games have been marred in recent weeks with a string of controversial decisions from the bunker in video reviews, with real head scratchers coming in the Melbourne Storm victory over the Brisbane Broncos and the Dragons ANZAC day win over the Sydney Roosters. Referees boss Bernard Sutton has laughed off suggestions that Nene Macdonald simply dropped the ball whilst attempting to score a try to in effect shut down the Dragons win against the Roosters. He’s suggested the bunker was simply following a sponsors directive from KFC and wanted to deliver a Zinger of their own for the fans. He further added on the Slater dropped ball drop kick try decision, that everyone wants to see Brisbane get beaten, so wondered what all the fuss was about though conceded that smoking marijuana to help relax video referees was probably a bad idea and that it may be reviewed in the coming weeks. - The Jamaican netball team has been shocked following New Zealand’s netball governing body decision not to let them take home a trophy they won in a pre commonwealth games tournament. When asked about the matter, NZ netball operations manager Kate Agnew suggested the Taini Jamison Trophy was a perpetual onshore trophy and had never been won previously by a visiting team. Given New Zealand always whinges about punching above their weight at international sport with a country of 4.5 million, the Jamaicans have suggested they keep the trophy, as their cabinets are already choc full anyway with a variety of gold and silverware and after all, they have 60% of the population of NZ so what would they know. - Back to the NRL and Manly are in all sorts of hot steamy turds after a lackluster start to the season and now revelations that six players have been fined for breaking curfew at a strip club following the sides round five clash with the Titans in Gladstone. You know the side is in trouble when protocol suggests they should stand down the players, though discover they’ve just receive fines instead, aren’t named to the public and are allowed to take the field this weekend. Coach Trent Barrett has suggested it was all just a misunderstanding though as he said that watching Manly was like watching a show with a pack of dildos running around, whilst the players thought he said they should run around to go and watch a dildo show. Given the players were forced to endure a strip club in Gladstone already as punishment, Barrett said fines of $1500 which matched the costs of lap dances at the club was sufficient for the players at this stage. PLUS, we've got tips for: - F1 - Racing - A-League - NHL - NRL - AFL And even comments on the Crabs! Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete NHL Winnipeg at $2.10 to defeat Nashville in their upcoming playoff series Bartz A League - semi finals Newcastle Jets $2.60 to defeat Melbourne City Mills Racing Ascot Saturday R6 #1 Valour Road

Ep 098 - Johanna Griggs Breathes Fire, Channel 7 To Host The Cricket And We Find Winners... Maybe

This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 19th April 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week: - Australian Rugby League chairman Peter Beattie has once again hit the headlines this week, mistaking a child wearing a Barcelona jersey as a Knights supporter. Here at Mug Punters, we think the backlash is unwarranted as surely anyone can make such a simple error. And to my wife who is a huge fan of the show, I swear I thought that shop down the side alley in Cronulla was a physiotherapist. See… we all make mistakes - Johanna Griggs and Basil Zempilas have unleashed the fury following the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony where viewers were left as unsatisfied as a hungry elephant given only a snickers bar to eat. Clearly smoke could be seen coming from Griggs’ ears as channel 7 insiders said they hadn’t seen her that angry since they ran out of pulled pork sliders at the House Rules after party buffet in 2015. Ratings numbers suggested by the time the closing ceremony was finished, only a handful of viewers remained, though channel 7 executives remained upbeat, pointing out that was double their estimates of Australians who actually cared about the Commonwealth Games anyway - And Kerry Packer is rolling over his grave with the news Channel 7 is set to become the major broadcaster of the cricket starting next summer. Along with the announcement also came speculation over who channel 7 would choose to anchor the broadcasts with early markets showing Bruce Mcavaney at $5, Mel McLaughlin good value at $9 and we definitely pray it’s not Kochie at $31. Given channel 7 CEO Tim Worner (no relation to David) has suggested the first objective is to find someone who will be as charismatic and popular as Mark Nicholas with channel 9, speculation quickly installed a new even money favourite for the job and we wish the Cash Cow all the best in his new role PLUS we've got - A full round of NRL tips (sort of) - Winx Watch - Group one racing - A-League - AFL - And plenty more where that came from! Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete AFL Multi GWS to beat St Kilda $1.27 West Coast to beat Carlton West Coast in the best form in the AFL after their loss in round 1 $1.22 Geelong (+22.5 start) to beat Port Adelaide $1.50 $2.30 total Bartz A-League Soccer Melbourne City & Melbourne Victory double @ $3.10 Mills Racing Ascot Saturday R8 #2 Action

Ep 097 - Another $8 Million In Group One Racing, Winx, NRL And Even A Little Comm Games

This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 12th April 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week: - Eight Cameroon athletes have gone missing from the athletes village at the Commonwealth Games with officials dumbfounded as to what could possibly be going on. Given dozens of athletes and officials from Cameroon overstayed their visas or applied for asylum following the Melbourne 2006 Com Games and Sydney 2000 Olympics, I’d say this was more like the surprise you get when opening a bottle of coke after shaking it rigorously rather than the surprise you get when you win on an instant scratchie - In the NRL and heavy shots have been fired between coaches with Wayne Bennett suggesting that Newcastle coach Nathan Brown unbuilt all his hard work before rebuilding the club. Here at Mug Punters, we were shocked to hear Brown respond with comments that Bennett had slept with a Knights staff member during his tenure. I mean, seriously… Wayne Bennett got laid in Newcastle? Brownie should be celebrating the fact there is hope for us all when a 70 year old with the personality of a used truck tyre and is hardly ever acknowledged as the best looking bloke in the room, gets use for his little todger - And to the AFL where Essendon defender Conor McKenna will miss three matches after a bizarre incident where he was seen biting the neck of Western Bulldogs forward Tory Dickson during the sides’ clash on Sunday. Not even character witnesses Robert Pattinson, Wesley Snipes or Count Dracula himself seemed to help McKenna’s cause and the Irish speedster was last seen heading back to his cave to hang upside down PLUS, we've got tips for all the big Group One racing in Sydney, Winx Watch, NRL tips galore and even a little Commonwealth Games and Surfing thrown in for good measure! Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Commonwealth Games Women’s Rugby 7’s Australia $1.7 Multi into Racing Queen Elizabeth Stakes Winx $1.17 Total of around even money Bartz Multi: Margaret River Pro Surfing Heat 4 winner John Jhhn Florence @ $1.60 into Comm games 800m athletics Nijel Amos @ $1.30. Mills Racing Randwick Saturday R5 #1 Viridine

Ep 096 - Late, Unprepared And Possibly Drunk

This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Friday 6th April 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week: - Bancroft, Smith and Warner handed 12 month bans for their parts in the South African ball tampering scandal whilst George Pell just tampers with balls - The Commonwealth Games have kicked off on the Gold Coast with Prince Charles back in town for the first time since he joined mates as a toolie in 2012 - And Masters hopeful Tony Finau has dislocated his ankle on the eve of the biggest tournament of his life following a celebration gone wrong after hitting a hole in one during the par 3 tournament. What a dick head. Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Cycling Parix Roubaix Greg Van Avermaet $6 Bartz Masters Golf Brendan Grace Top 5 finish @ $17 Mills Racing Randwick Saturday R9 #9 Kementari