Freeze the Frowns, Pass the Prosecco & Brace for Doggy

Mood Swings, Mad Dreams & Missing Lunches

This week the Peri-Pigs are diving deep into the hormonal trenches. We get completely hones about the dark cloud of pre-period week, where mood swings leave you feeling like a "horrible, nasty, fat, ugly sweaty pig" riddled with guilt and questioning your entire life's purpose. Between battling insomnia and surviving bizarre, vivid dreams involving pet shops, Rylan Clark, and thieving dog sitters, the brain fog has officially taken over. We're talking about the tragedy of forgetting your prepared healthy breakfast, the horror of past travel blunders, and a very specific perimenopausal epiphany: the sudden onset of onion body odour. Plus, we celebrate the absolute resilience of women who can power through an intense hot flush during a corporate work meeting without missing a beat.

Farty Flights, Post Holiday Bloat & Procastinations

In this weeks episode, the Pigs discuss the toils of returning back from holiday...

Nip Slips, Slapping Thighs & Corfu Cocktails

Nothing says "we’ve arrived" quite like the round of applause your thighs give when you sit down on a sunlounger. The Pigs are abroad! In this episode, we’re balancing the battle of holiday over-indulgence with some unexpected mid-life wins (and sags). Veronica is navigating bikinis that are suddenly too big, Penelope is dodging public indecency charges, and we’re both reflecting on career paths and life lessons after bonding with Sophia from the hotel animation team. Grab a cocktail, mind the rainstorms, and embrace the holiday headspace with us.

Freeze the Frowns, Pass the Prosecco & Brace for Doggy

It’s 48 hours until the Piggy Holiday, and the tension is as high as our waistbands! After the dogs caused a studio stir and sent a glass of Prosecco flying, they’ve been officially banished so we can finish the pre-trip prep in peace. Veronica shares her "Dog-Rage" from a 2:00 AM garden standoff and the bliss of a Botox-frozen forehead that’s finally killed off her tension headaches. Meanwhile, Penelope is navigating the sensory nightmare of her Hog-Husband’s bathroom DJ sets and the mystery of "Woofkin Woo," the draught excluder that never seems to stay in its place. We’re discussing the "sausage-skin" look of nude-coloured pants and the liberation of the "Piggy Era." The best part? The Hog-Husbands are coming with us! Hiccups, messy kitchen chairs, and all—the Peri-Pigs are officially going on tour!

Laundry Rage, Social Batteries, and Bare Bottoms

Sometimes the "Hog Husband" just doesn't get the hint—especially when it comes to the laundry pile. Penelope rants about the bedroom chair while Veronica navigates a holiday wardrobe crisis that’s a bit too "cheeky" for comfort. We’re discussing why we don't tolerate nonsense in friendships anymore, the desperate need for "me time," and those sudden pig-brain memory lapses that leave us staring into space. Join us for quizzes, shower-direction debates, and plenty of peri-honesty.