Episode 11: Sports Stories of the Week with Doug Morris

Episode 11: Sports Stories of the Week with Doug Morris

Welcome to the latest episode of The Pretend Pros where chaos, comedy, and cluelessness collide. In this tongue-in-cheek episode, Beth and Jenny throw sports knowledge out the window and rely on their guest Doug Morris (aka, self-proclaimed executive producer) to hold the line. Spoiler: That line is pretty much nonexistent. From the Cavs and the NBA playoffs to the wildest baseball trends (yes, shirtless sections and mascots waving shirts like a mid-game dance party), they cover it all with a healthy dose of humor. Ever wondered about the secret to college softball pitchers throwing 80 mph or how a squirrel became the MVP in a baseball game? They've got you covered. You'll discover: the bizarre MLB trend of “tarps off” sections in baseball stadiums, how to wear a Rally Cap, a high schooler scoring millions in soccer, and the woman throwing 79 mph pitches in softball. Think you need in-depth analysis? Think again. This episode is perfect if you want nonstop laughs, surprising facts, and a reminder that sometimes, sports are just a really good excuse to have fun. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just here for the comedy, this episode guarantees smiles, laughter, and maybe even a new appreciation for sports you never understood.

Episode 10: In the Penalty Box with David Danielewicz

Most people think hockey is just skating fast and hitting hard — turns out, there’s a whole universe of rules, strategies, and behind-the-scenes action that could make even the most clueless fan into an expert overnight. Ever wondered what it’s really like to score a goal, break a stick, or survive a fight on ice? Prepare to become the MVP of hockey trivia after this episode. Jenny and Beth—your favorite rookies—bring in the ultimate insider, hockey coach and player David Danielewicz, who’s been mastering the game since the age of four in Buffalo and still plays for the Carolina Hurricanes Warriors. He shares hilarious stories from growing up playing the game, the different levels of hockey, and debates whether or not Jenny could score a goal on the ice. You’ll discover: * How a kid who started with a dream of playing hockey ended up with a real trading card * The secret “edges” figure skaters use that hockey players desperately need to learn * Why NHL players skate 17 minutes per game, and how linesmen clock an astonishing 8 miles on their skates each match * The wild rules of fighting, the penalty box, and what really triggers a game ejection * The ins and outs of hockey zone coverage, strategies, and how players switch from checking to scoring * Plus, David’s tips for a rookie trying to score a goal—or even just staing upright on skates Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just hockey-curious, missing out on this episode is like leaving your helmet at home, you’re missing the essentials. Perfect for sports fans, aspiring players, or anyone who secretly wanted to know if hockey players really do lose teeth or if that’s just a myth. This isn’t your average sports chat, it’s a crash course in the coolest, craziest sport on ice (literally). Hit play and get ready to score some knowledge points. Just remember, no backwards skating in the shootout! David Danielewicz is hockey coach and player, whose 25+ years of coaching, championship wins, and a surprisingly legit hockey trading card make him the guy who actually knows how the puck drops.

Episode 9: Random Sports Talk

This episode dives into the chaos and comedy that is Jenny and Beth. It includes stories from the NBA Playoffs, WNBA season openers, and even a preview of our special hockey guest that will be joining us in a future episode. From Cleveland’s nail-biting game to IU alma mater bragging rights, we uncover the crazy moments, surprising stats, and quirky traditions that makes sports so unpredictable, and hilarious. Plus, we chat about the underdog Buffalo Sabres’ 17-year drought and the intense thrill of a WNBA game that included higher scoring than an NBA game (yes, really). Perfect if you're a casual fan or a dedicated sports junkie craving some fresh, funny takes. No expertise needed, just come for the laughs, stay for the surprises, and maybe get a new appreciation for sports you never knew existed. Whatever team you root for, there’s a little chaos for everyone. And don’t worry, next week, we’re bringing in a hockey expert, so buckle up for some serious puck talk (or lack thereof). Until then, grab your favorite snack, settle in, and enjoy the most authentic sports banter you didn’t know you needed.

Episode 8: The "Pretend" Combine

When Jenny gets a wild idea in her head, you never know where it will lead. Case in point, a casual conversation about the NFL Combine and the 40-yard dash leads to The Pretend Pros hosting their very own "Pretend" Combine. Can Jenny run the 40-yard dash faster than Tom Brady or catch passes better than Travis Kelce? You'll find out in this week's episode. Spoiler alert: She's not planning to quit her day job...yet. Beth and Jenny discuss 40-yard dash records, share amusing stories related to the combine, and even get out on the football field to attempt some combine skills. Full of witty humor and sarcasm, this episode is sure to have you laughing out loud.

Episode 7: Draft Day

Join Beth and Jenny as they cover a range of topics including the WNBA draft, NFL draft, and NFL Combine player stories. Jenny even makes a bold (crazy) prediction that she will run the 40-yd dash. Stay tuned! Takeaways * WNBA and NFL drafts * Player stories Chapters * 00:00 WNBA Draft and Player Stories * 08:00 NFL Draft and Player Experiences * 18:28 Draft Anticipation and Season Excitement