The random rambles of J #28 - Seppuku the Christmas

The random rambles of J EX II - Zombies 'n' keyblades

I mentioned in random ramble #30 [https://therandomramblesofj.blogspot.com/2019/06/the-random-rambles-of-j-30-its-been-84.html] that I had recorded a segments on games and that I would release it as a side thing, because I wanted y'all to hear it, but couldn't include it in episode 30 because then that shit woulda been 3 hours long. So, here you go. This sexy side piece is the cut segment from episode 30 where I talked about the Resident evil 2 remake and Kingdom Hearts III. I say...some 'thangs' about Kingdom Hearts III. But only 3 people listen to this podcast anyway, so my mentions should be fine. Maybe. I hope. This isn't a full blown new episode, hence why I've tagged it as 'EX'. Don't ask why. It seemed like a cool idea when I did this the first time around 13 years ago. Because, continuity. Damn 12 years ago?! jonathon-van-ness-can-you-believe.gif. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/6xQjDnIBh7QjQ4LP3b2dwo?si=VNwO5Qp4SwCZJjuH-e0EUw], Apple podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-random-rambles-of-j/id201073360] & Google podcasts [https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cDovL3RoZXJhbmRvbXJhbWJsZXNvZmouYmxvZ3Nwb3QuY29tL2ZlZWRzL3Bvc3RzL2RlZmF1bHQ]

The random rambles of J #30 - It's been 84 years

It's been 84 years (i.e 6 years) since my last random ramble. I don't even know why I'm bothering to do another. But here I am, with a 30th episode to a podcast that was dead. Although I prefer the term 'in stasis'. If you're one of the 2 people that used to listen to this and y'all are still alive and have Internet access. SURPRISE BITCH! For those who are new 'round these parts, welcome. And please excuse the mess. Here's a rundown of what you get in this long awaited episode. * In my life: That time I went to New York, that other time I went to New York and when I went to New York * A sip of tea * Mental health: Because, bitch. Life. * Avengers: Endgame chit-chat and my MCU binge * A smidgen of RuPaul's drag race  * A club anthem in honour of the adventure legend that is the fabulous Captain Toad I thought there was some kind of quality control that podcasts had to go through in order for them to be on Spotify. But it seems not. Because The random rambles of J is now available on there. They'll probably take it down once they realise what they've allowed on their platform. But until then, you can stream it there. Proceed with caution. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/6xQjDnIBh7QjQ4LP3b2dwo?si=VNwO5Qp4SwCZJjuH-e0EUw], Apple podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-random-rambles-of-j/id201073360] & Google podcasts [https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cDovL3RoZXJhbmRvbXJhbWJsZXNvZmouYmxvZ3Nwb3QuY29tL2ZlZWRzL3Bvc3RzL2RlZmF1bHQ]

The random rambles of J #29 - Back from the dead

*Does the zombies shuffle* Hello bitches. I'M BACK. FROM ZI DEAD! It's been 2 years since my last podcast, which one hand feels like forever. But on the other feels like such a short space of time, given how quickly time has passed. It's like somebody has been fucking with my life with an ocarina. So, I'm essentially starting from scratch. Unlike Beyoncé, I don't have a legion of fans waiting with baited breath for me to drop new material after 2 years. so I'll take this as a re-introduction to everybody out there who has never downloaded a podcast of mine before. To my groupies who have been camping out in the cold and the rain waiting for this podcast, take this as my fanclub letter to you. Bathed in my favourite man perfume and sealed with a kiss. This podcast is business as-was-usual before my podcasts fell off of the face of the earth 2 years ago. A collective of gaming rambles, life rambles and so many F-bombs that I could not be bothered to edit them all out. So if you are under 18 and listening to this podcast...you probably shouldn't be listening to it. But, thank you. (Be sure to tell all of your 18+ friends about this shit so they can listen to it). Here's a quick run-down of what you get in this run down podcast. Excuse the lack of up-to-date gaming talk. It's all COMING SOON. I promise...kind of...fingers crossed...don't cash that promise...honest. * That time the Zelda symphony got me all emotional and shit for the second time * The day I went to a J-Pop concert * How awful Japan is in the Summer * How much I ♥ Mass effect 3 * DAT BIOSHOCK INFINTE ENDING THO'! * The debut of the Citadel club banger "I'm commander Shepard (I run this bitch)" * Random J radio plays Nite Jewel's "Nowhere to go" * How much I ♥ Mass effect 3 * The first GTA game I've ever completed and loved * Why Final Fantasy XIII-2 is a little bit rubbish Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to shuffle back into my grave until podcast number 30. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/6xQjDnIBh7QjQ4LP3b2dwo?si=VNwO5Qp4SwCZJjuH-e0EUw], Apple podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-random-rambles-of-j/id201073360] & Google podcasts [https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cDovL3RoZXJhbmRvbXJhbWJsZXNvZmouYmxvZ3Nwb3QuY29tL2ZlZWRzL3Bvc3RzL2RlZmF1bHQ]

The random rambles of J #28 - Seppuku the Christmas

Hello my ho's. Here is my present to you. A new podcast! Don't all send yourselves flying underneath my tree at once. My intention was to post this on Christmas eve-eve, but I didn't. So, I planned to post this on Christmas eve, but I didn't. So, I figured I'd try and get it out for Christmas morning, but I didn't. So here it is, ON boxing day. Fail? No. I refuse to class this as a fail. And if you dare say as such I will hunt you down and give you an arrow to the knee. As promised in my last podcast, I talk in depth about that Zelda game, Skyward sword. It's only when I play this podcast back to myself that I remember all of these other things I should have mentioned about the game, which I forgot. I blame Christmas (stupid bloody thing). I do happen to talk about other stuff though. One whole podcast on Zelda would be a bit much. Although I have done it before [http://therandomramblesofj.blogspot.com/2007/01/random-rambles-of-j-6-ex.html] (go listen to it please). Here's what you get in my 2011 Christmas podcast... * Christmas = seppuku * The Namco waiting game * Metal Gear Rising [http://www.randomjblog.com/2011/12/metal-gear-rising-revengeance-of.html]. Revengeance is a dish best served cancelled. * Deus ex got dat ♪ Black 'n yellow, black 'n yellow, black 'n yellow ♪ * The Distant worlds [http://www.randomjblog.com/2011/11/night-at-distant-worlds.html] conspiracy theory * Microsoft sort it out. Sony? *tumbleweed* * My cloud parting rendition of "The ballad of the Goddess" * The Christmas gift rejection hit "Christmas face" * So, is that Skyward sword game [http://www.randomjblog.com/2011/11/i-bought-skyward-sword-regret.html] any good? *strokes copy of game* * Random J radio plays... Hikaru Utada [http://randomjpop.blogspot.com/search/label/Hikaru%20Utada] * My new year's resolution(s) With a line drawn firmly under Christmas and a sigh of relief we made through epic meal times and rabid high street shoppers, we can now look forward to a new year and feel a bit miserable that 2011 went by so quickly; as we mull over all of the things we planned to do, but didn't. But everything will be okay, as long as my podcasts are still around. I like to think of my podcasts as some all powerful thing which just helps everything and makes it better. A bit like the triforce. But the triforce when somebody good touches it, not some evil son of a bitch. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Please just go listen to my podcast. Yay!! Love you all! x 🎵 This podcast features the Billboard chart flopping "Christmas face". The anthem for recipients of shitty Christmas presents. Presents so bad that you wouldn't even bother to donate it to a charity shop. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/6xQjDnIBh7QjQ4LP3b2dwo?si=VNwO5Qp4SwCZJjuH-e0EUw], Apple podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-random-rambles-of-j/id201073360] & Google podcasts [https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cDovL3RoZXJhbmRvbXJhbWJsZXNvZmouYmxvZ3Nwb3QuY29tL2ZlZWRzL3Bvc3RzL2RlZmF1bHQ]

The random rambles of J #27 - Gaming killed the podcast star

Let's not talk about how this podcast comes 4 months after my last one. Let's instead be joyous that it's here and that it's ALMOST CHRISTMAS!! I feel like I share something in common with Britney Spears. Being away from the game for so long and having to come back with new material and shit to appease my fan base and the haters. Actually, that's nonsense. I have nothing in common with Britney aside from having millions of fans worldwide (this is a lie). And I've never gotten out of a car and had paparazzi snap me wearing no underwear (this did happen to me once). This is a more subdue podcast than normal, due to me feeling slightly depressed about work (I thought slavery was abolished, but my employer never got that memo) and also being out of practice having not recorded anything in so long. I figured I'd ease in with my comeback podcast by coming off like a stable human being and then hit you all with filthy humour, crassness and filth to dirty up your Christmas with my next podcast. But until that day, here's what you're getting with this rated PG 27th podcast of mine: * The importance of making time for your bitches (i.e friends) * How the Zelda symphony touched my soul and made love to it * Skyrim has stolen my friend * Dark souls has stolen another friend * I think I want Final Fantasy XIII-2 in my life right now * Nathan Drake forces Lara Croft to sort out her shit * Final Fantasy XIII's Lighting gives Sazh a tram experience * Princess Peach's latest hood banger "Run the kingdom (Peach)" * A bit of Skyward sword (by bit, I mean literally, one sentence) * Random J radio plays... Perfume My next podcast will be out next week. *Cackles maniacally* 🎵 This podcast features Princess Peach's 2nd hood anthem "Run the world (Peach)". Daisy is about to know what time it is. Download my podcast please. And if you like it, check out my older ones (everything older than 11 is an amazing hot mess) and be sure to subscribe. Everything you need is below. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/6xQjDnIBh7QjQ4LP3b2dwo?si=VNwO5Qp4SwCZJjuH-e0EUw], Apple podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-random-rambles-of-j/id201073360] & Google podcasts [https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cDovL3RoZXJhbmRvbXJhbWJsZXNvZmouYmxvZ3Nwb3QuY29tL2ZlZWRzL3Bvc3RzL2RlZmF1bHQ]