Everything that p*es us off

Botox, Boobs & The Beauty Debate

In this episode of Rewritten, we dive deep into the world of beauty tweaks and transformations. Botox, fillers, boob jobs, bums, aging gracefully (or not!) – we’re talking about all the choices we make to feel good in our own skin. Is it confidence? Is it pressure? Is it just for fun? We’re unpacking the myths, the motives, and the madness behind the beauty industry with raw honesty and a little humor. If you’ve ever wondered “should I?” or “why do we even care?”, this episode is for you. 💬 Got a ‘f**k it’ moment or story you want to share? Message us — we want to hear it - rewrittenpoduk@gmail.com. 🎧 Listen now on Patreon: 👉 patreon.com/RewrittenPodcast [https://www.patreon.com/c/RewrittenPodcast] 📺 Subscribe on YouTube: 👉 youtube.com/@RewrittenPodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@rewrittenpoduk] 🌍 Connect with us everywhere else: 👉 https://linktr.ee/rewrittenpodcast [https://linktr.ee/rewrittenpodcast] Sponsored by IPHM – the International Practitioners of Holistic Medicine. Find out more at https://www.iphm.co.uk/ [https://www.iphm.co.uk/]

The Hairy Episode

The Hairy Episode – Who Knew There Was So Much to Say? What started as a casual chat turned into a full-on hairy situation! In this episode, Lisa and Alex let their hair down (literally) and spill on everything from epic hair disasters and bikini line blunders to awkward grooming confessions. Alex’s husband even pops in with his own hairy perspective—because why not? We laugh, we cringe, we share way too much… but hey, that’s what makes it fun! If you’ve ever had a bad haircut, a waxing disaster, or just wondered why hair causes so much drama, this episode is for you. Got a ‘f**k it’ moment or story you want to share? Message us — we want to hear it - rewrittenpoduk@gmail.com [rewrittenpoduk@gmail.com] 🎧 Listen now on Patreon: 👉 patreon.com/RewrittenPodcast [https://www.patreon.com/c/RewrittenPodcast] 📺 Subscribe on YouTube: 👉 youtube.com/@RewrittenPodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@rewrittenpoduk] 🌍 Connect with us everywhere else: 👉 linktr.ee/RewrittenPodcast [https://linktr.ee/RewrittenPodcast] Sponsored by IPHM – the International Practitioners of Holistic Medicine. Find out more at https://www.iphm.co.uk/ [https://www.iphm.co.uk/]

We Need to Talk About Conspiracy Theories

This week, we're going there. From COVID confusion to masks in the fresh air, celebrity vaccine campaigns to being labelled a conspiracy theorist — we're pulling the thread on everything we weren’t “allowed” to question. We talk about feeling gaslit by the media, losing friends over personal choices and how weird it got when fresh air became dangerous and asking questions became rebellious. What even is a conspiracy theory in 2025? Why are we so afraid to admit we changed our minds? And what did questioning the COVID narrative open up for us — from Big Pharma to government agendas and beyond? This isn’t about fear, facts, or converting anyone. It’s about staying open, curious, and willing to have honest conversations — even when they’re uncomfortable. Got a ‘f**k it’ moment or story you want to share? Message us — we want to hear it - rewrittenpoduk@gmail.com [rewrittenpoduk@gmail.com] 🎧 Listen now on Patreon: 👉 patreon.com/RewrittenPodcast [https://www.patreon.com/c/RewrittenPodcast] 📺 Subscribe on YouTube: 👉 youtube.com/@RewrittenPodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@rewrittenpoduk] 🌍 Connect with us everywhere else: 👉 linktr.ee/RewrittenPodcast [https://linktr.ee/RewrittenPodcast] Sponsored by IPHM – the International Practitioners of Holistic Medicine. Find out more at https://www.iphm.co.uk/ [https://www.iphm.co.uk/]

Everything that p*es us off

Ever just need a good old rant to clear your soul? Same. This week on Rewritten, we let it all out — the small stuff, the big stuff, and the totally ridiculous. From Frenchie owners who think it's fine to let them off-lead to circle your dog like it's a playground, to rude shop assistants rustling through crisp bags mid-transaction. And yes, Alex’s husband makes an unexpected flash appearance through the conservatory doors (we’re still not over it). It’s unfiltered, it’s funny, and it’s probably going to make you feel a hell of a lot better. This is your permission slip to lose it — and laugh while you’re at it. Get in touch. Do you have a brave, funny, or freeing F**k It Moment of your own? Email us and we might just read it out on a future episode - rewrittenpoduk@gmail.com [rewrittenpoduk@gmail.com]. Raw, real, and a little bit ranty – come join us for a proper chat. 🎧 Listen now on Patreon: 👉 patreon.com/RewrittenPodcast  [https://www.patreon.com/c/RewrittenPodcast] 📺 Subscribe on YouTube: 👉    @rewrittenpodcast   [https://www.youtube.com/@rewrittenpoduk]  🌍 Connect with us everywhere else: 👉 https://linktr.ee/rewrittenpodcast [https://linktr.ee/rewrittenpodcast] Sponsored by IPHM – the International Practitioners of Holistic Medicine. Find out more at https://www.iphm.co.uk/ [https://www.iphm.co.uk/]

Let’s Talk About Death (and Stuff)

Podcast Description: In this episode of Rewritten, we go deep — like six feet under deep. We’re talking about death — the weird, the wonderful, the feared, and the often-avoided. From bizarre funeral stories to our personal beliefs about what happens after we go, we’re asking the questions most people shy away from. Why don’t we talk about death more? What’s with the fear? And what is that mysterious dash between our birth and death dates really all about? We also touch on grief, the Coldplay concert chaos (yep, somehow it fits in), and those small everyday reminders of how precious — and unpredictable — life really is. It’s raw, real, and a bit dark… but also strangely comforting. ⚠️ Disclaimer / Trigger Warning: This episode contains open discussions about death, dying, grief, and loss. We talk about personal experiences, tragic events, and strange or surprising death-related stories. If you're feeling vulnerable around these topics right now, please take care and listen when (or if) it feels right for you. You're not alone — and there's no pressure to sit through the heavy stuff if it doesn't feel safe for you today. Get in touch. Do you have a brave, funny, or freeing F**k It Moment of your own? Email us and we might just read it out on a future episode. Raw, real, and a little bit ranty – come join us for a proper chat. Got a ‘f**k it’ moment or story you want to share? Message us — we want to hear it - rewrittenpoduk@gmail.com [rewrittenpoduk@gmail.com] 🎧 Listen now on Patreon: 👉 patreon.com/RewrittenPodcast [https://www.patreon.com/c/RewrittenPodcast] 📺 Subscribe on YouTube: 👉 youtube.com/@RewrittenPodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@rewrittenpoduk] 🌍 Connect with us everywhere else: 👉 linktr.ee/RewrittenPodcast [https://linktr.ee/RewrittenPodcast] Sponsored by IPHM – the International Practitioners of Holistic Medicine. Find out more at https://www.iphm.co.uk/ [https://www.iphm.co.uk/]