S5Ep1 - Jurassic Park (1993)

S5Ep4 - Maximum Overdrive (1986)

Ever wonder what it would be like if cocaine made a movie? With a cash-grab AC/DC soundtrack? Trucks come to life? That would suck!!! email us at Theturtleclub69@gmail.com

S5Ep3 - Big Trouble In Little China (1986)

Our hosts Did not watch Bloodfist 3 due to a shift in the timeline thanks to the devious Lee Wormy Oswald. They instead discuss the 1986 John Carpenter masterpiece, Oscar snub Big Trouble in Little China. Anyone in the mood for 5 Guys? Anyone see that movie Heretic?

S5Ep2 - Tremors (1990)

Jeroid appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramoid's "low talker" girlfriend; Georgoid moves in with his parents.

S5Ep1 - Jurassic Park (1993)

With all that dead weight gone, our remaining hosts let loose on 1993s hit feature, Jurassic Park! They discuss the movie more than ever! Email theturtleclub69@gmail.com for suggestions, questions and donations (please).

S4Ep24: 2025 Wrap-Up (Timeline mix-up)

Our hosts wrap up the final full year for the Turtle Club, we say goodbye to Migel and hello to our former president. Stay tuned for extended seasons and email theturtleclub69@gmail.com for answers to all questions with any and all timelines.