The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs episode 286 for Monday, July 14, 2025: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob struggled with a Chocolate Limoncello Darkness from Surly. https://untp.beer/8XQmj [https://untp.beer/8XQmj] * Robert nursed a Pocahoptas from Center of the Universe.https://untp.beer/5JXz [https://untp.beer/5JXz] * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll delete all your six-digit codes. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is starting its own political party. * A truck in Pennsylvania covered a highway in mozzarella cheese. https://wjactv.com/news/local/cleanup-underway-after-mozzarella-cheese-spill-closes-part-of-i-80-in-centre-county# [https://wjactv.com/news/local/cleanup-underway-after-mozzarella-cheese-spill-closes-part-of-i-80-in-centre-county] * Florida Man® celebrated his birthday by doing meth before stealing a conch train and picking up riders. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/07/07/florida-keys-man-marks-birthday-by-doing-meth-stealing-conch-train-and-picking-up-riders-cops-say/ [https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/07/07/florida-keys-man-marks-birthday-by-doing-meth-stealing-conch-train-and-picking-up-riders-cops-say/] * Do you like to bowl in the nude? We have great news for you! https://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/07/want-to-bowl-in-the-nude-in-pennsylvania-theres-an-event-coming-up-just-for-you.html?outputType=amp [https://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/07/want-to-bowl-in-the-nude-in-pennsylvania-theres-an-event-coming-up-just-for-you.html?outputType=amp] * Wisconsin police found drugs and guns in a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/wisconsin-officers-find-drugs-guns-in-bag-labeled-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs/ [https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/wisconsin-officers-find-drugs-guns-in-bag-labeled-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs/] * A study showed that 97% of Americans spend the majority of their day retrieving six-digit codes. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/ [https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/] Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky [https://bsky.app/profile/twobobspodcast.bsky.social] * Follow us on Twitter [https://twitter.com/twobobspodcast] * Check out our Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/twobobspodcast/] * Find us on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@twobobspodcast] * Follow Rob on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/RobFromTTB] * Follow Robert on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/lowercaserobert/] The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? [http://www.thetwobobs.com/who-are-the-two-bobs/] page, or check our Contact [http://www.thetwobobs.com/contact-the-two-bobs/] page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat [https://www.jewelbeat.com](which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 285 for Monday, Jun 30, 2025: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Cherry Bliss from Epic Brewing. https://untp.beer/rDAjX [https://untp.beer/rDAjX] * Robert downed a Zippy Chance Double IPA from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/ABGmv [https://untp.beer/ABGmv] * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll have to start paying your own salary. * July 4th is coming so we won’t have a new episode the following week. You’ll survive. * The subjects of this week’s CRAZY NEWS have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Do you understand that? * A police officer in the UK is facing termination for farting in a female officer’s face after she wouldn’t pull his finger. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cop-faces-sack-farting-female-35443113 [https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cop-faces-sack-farting-female-35443113] * A naked (naturally), mud-covered Florida Man® was arrested after vandalizing a van. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/naked-mud-covered-florida-man-arrested-after-vandalizing-van-osteen-deputies-say [https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/naked-mud-covered-florida-man-arrested-after-vandalizing-van-osteen-deputies-say] * Florida Woman® told police “This is fun!” after she attacked a man, tried to bite him, then fled the scene and crashed into a deputy’s squad car. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-attacks-man-tries-bite-him-flees-crashes-deputys-car-this-is-fun [https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-attacks-man-tries-bite-him-flees-crashes-deputys-car-this-is-fun] * A man named Loony Toon is wanted by authorities after escaping police and firing multiple shots. https://katu.com/news/local/police-hunt-for-shooting-suspect-locks-down-eastmoreland-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-milwaukie-portland-multnomah-county-oregon-bybee-tacoma-street-26th-place [https://katu.com/news/local/police-hunt-for-shooting-suspect-locks-down-eastmoreland-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-milwaukie-portland-multnomah-county-oregon-bybee-tacoma-street-26th-place] * Teachers in Baltimore are now required to provide their own salaries. It’s about time educators start giving back to the community. https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/ [https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/] Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky [https://bsky.app/profile/twobobspodcast.bsky.social] * Follow us on Twitter [https://twitter.com/twobobspodcast] * Check out our Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/twobobspodcast/] * Find us on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@twobobspodcast] * Follow Rob on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/RobFromTTB] * Follow Robert on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/lowercaserobert/] The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? [http://www.thetwobobs.com/who-are-the-two-bobs/] page, or check our Contact [http://www.thetwobobs.com/contact-the-two-bobs/] page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat [https://www.jewelbeat.com](which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 284 for Monday, Jun 23, 2025: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed an Affogato World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/QXq8N [https://untp.beer/QXq8N] * Robert nursed a Cherry Pie Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/8jmJ2 [https://untp.beer/8jmJ2] * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a cicada in your car. * Our Father’s Days were lit! * This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like a military parade thrown in its honor. * A New York man broke into a retired prison and accidentally locked himself in a jail cell. https://wnyt.com/capital-region-news/washington-county-man-trespassed-former-correctional-facility-got-trapped-inside-one-of-the-cells/ [https://wnyt.com/capital-region-news/washington-county-man-trespassed-former-correctional-facility-got-trapped-inside-one-of-the-cells/] * A mule-riding Kentucky man released a raccoon in a bar after being turned away. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow [https://local12.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow?-fbpost&fbclid=IwQ0xDSwK2_YVleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHrH1RGOMHk3LeyoaqNgE_VMgZxDHWAyqDNKIwRXSn787F56eQrvzLgBJPcJm_aem_yCqAgVIXsw_ah1htLAZniw] * A buzzing cicada caused a woman in Ohio to flip her car. https://nypost.com/2025/06/14/us-news/buzzing-cicada-causes-panicked-ohio-driver-to-lose-control-and-flip-car-keep-the-windows-up/ [https://nypost.com/2025/06/14/us-news/buzzing-cicada-causes-panicked-ohio-driver-to-lose-control-and-flip-car-keep-the-windows-up/] * Sydney Sweeney’s sold-out bathwater soap is being scalped at ridiculous markups. https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/sydney-sweeney-bathwater-soap-scalpers-selling-sold-out-product-3212199/ [https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/sydney-sweeney-bathwater-soap-scalpers-selling-sold-out-product-3212199/] * A recent poll found that most Americans would swap democracy for a $100 Best Buy gift card. https://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-americans-would-swap-democracy-for-100-1847682668/ [https://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-americans-would-swap-democracy-for-100-1847682668/] Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky [https://bsky.app/profile/twobobspodcast.bsky.social] * Follow us on Twitter [https://twitter.com/twobobspodcast] * Check out our Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/twobobspodcast/] * Find us on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@twobobspodcast] * Follow Rob on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/RobFromTTB] * Follow Robert on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/lowercaserobert/] The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? [http://www.thetwobobs.com/who-are-the-two-bobs/] page, or check our Contact [http://www.thetwobobs.com/contact-the-two-bobs/] page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat [https://www.jewelbeat.com](which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 283 for Monday, June 9, 2025: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q [https://untp.beer/yrb3Q] * Robert nursed a Grand Cacao Milk Trout from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/WnXM1 [https://untp.beer/WnXM1] * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll defile your pool floats. * The recent Marlins game drew a staggering crowd of 138, marking the lowest attendance in MLB history. https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo [https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo] * This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a rough week after its relationship with Elon Musk imploded. * Florida Man® pled guilty after stealing dozens of pool floats for sexual gratification. https://www.outkick.com/culture/florida-man-pleads-guilty-stealing-pool-floats-sexual-gratification [https://www.outkick.com/culture/florida-man-pleads-guilty-stealing-pool-floats-sexual-gratification] * After banging pool floats, Florida Man® used a car wash as a porta potty. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-caught-using-ormond-beach-car-wash-porta-potty/ [https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-caught-using-ormond-beach-car-wash-porta-potty/] * After shitting in the car wash, Florida Man® was arrested for selling crack while wearing a Coke T-shirt. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-wearing-coke-t-shirt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police [https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-wearing-coke-t-shirt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police] * A man in Japan was arrested for trying to steal women’s underwear from a laundromat before police found 450 items in his home. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-trying-to-steal-women%E2%80%99s-underwear-from-laundromat-450-items-found-at-his-home [https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-trying-to-steal-women%E2%80%99s-underwear-from-laundromat-450-items-found-at-his-home] * Apple announced a 7,083-piece DIY iPhone kit to combat tariffs. https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/ [https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/] Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky [https://bsky.app/profile/twobobspodcast.bsky.social] * Follow us on Twitter [https://twitter.com/twobobspodcast] * Check out our Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/twobobspodcast/] * Find us on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@twobobspodcast] * Follow Rob on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/RobFromTTB] * Follow Robert on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/lowercaserobert/] The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? [http://www.thetwobobs.com/who-are-the-two-bobs/] page, or check our Contact [http://www.thetwobobs.com/contact-the-two-bobs/] page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat [https://www.jewelbeat.com](which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 282 for Monday, Jun 2, 2025: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Churro Grande from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/52e685eed0 [https://untp.beer/52e685eed0] * Robert nursed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q [https://untp.beer/yrb3Q] * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or your Amazon driver will poop on your porch. * We chatted for a bit about baseball and the Packers hosting the Lions in Week 1 this fall. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS tried to block the tariffs but, as always, the administration ignored its request. * This woman married an AI robot and claims the sex is great. https://nypost.com/2025/05/12/lifestyle/woman-married-to-an-ai-robot/ [https://nypost.com/2025/05/12/lifestyle/woman-married-to-an-ai-robot/] * A Nebraska man is facing two felony charges after attacking his neighbor and a 7-year-old with a lightsaber. https://www.ketv.com/article/nebraska-man-aidan-white-facing-two-felonies-for-allegedly-attacking-neighbor-7-year-old-with-lightsaber/64705501 [https://www.ketv.com/article/nebraska-man-aidan-white-facing-two-felonies-for-allegedly-attacking-neighbor-7-year-old-with-lightsaber/64705501] * An Amazon driver in Los Angeles was fired for pissing and shitting on customers’ homes. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/amazon-driver-purportedly-poops-on-front-porch-of-los-angeles-home/ [https://ktla.com/news/local-news/amazon-driver-purportedly-poops-on-front-porch-of-los-angeles-home/] * A Virginia man was arrested for drawing his own crosswalk at a busy intersection. https://www.cbs19news.com/news/charlottesville-man-arrested-for-drawing-crosswalk/article_f1d4d135-9d2b-4738-85d7-d5e37f1fee06.html [https://www.cbs19news.com/news/charlottesville-man-arrested-for-drawing-crosswalk/article_f1d4d135-9d2b-4738-85d7-d5e37f1fee06.html] * King Charles switched to a more comfortable silicone crown. https://theonion.com/king-charles-switches-to-more-comfortable-silicone-crown/ [https://theonion.com/king-charles-switches-to-more-comfortable-silicone-crown/] Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky [https://bsky.app/profile/twobobspodcast.bsky.social] * Follow us on Twitter [https://twitter.com/twobobspodcast] * Check out our Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/twobobspodcast/] * Find us on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@twobobspodcast] * Follow Rob on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/RobFromTTB] * Follow Robert on Untappd [https://untappd.com/user/lowercaserobert/] The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? [http://www.thetwobobs.com/who-are-the-two-bobs/] page, or check our Contact [http://www.thetwobobs.com/contact-the-two-bobs/] page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat [https://www.jewelbeat.com](which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)