So The One Decision I Made 8 Years Ago I Should Stop Dwelling On || Perfectionism || S2 E5

Celibacy Really Kills Everything || Red Flags

🎙️ Up to the Third Degree – where chaos has three voices. 🎙️ We played Red Flags — the chaotic dating card game — and things spiraled out of control almost immediately. From unlimited cheese bags 🧀 and zombie lovers 🧟 to someone who’s literally always covered in ants 🐜, it quickly became a game of "who can survive the weirdest date." Add in a little Sims talk 🎮, some heated debates about nose-picking 👃, and someone who really doesn’t want to date a Marine 🇺🇸🙅‍♀️, and you’ve got a solid recipe for unfiltered, hilarious chaos. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse… it did. We met potential dates who only speak in hashtags, ride Segways 24/7, and bring their mom to every first date. One of them even had kisses that could cure cancer — but unfortunately, they were also celibate and married to two other people. So… yeah. Tough call. The group also manages to argue over whether licking public doorknobs is worse than constantly talking about a hot cousin (spoiler: both are nightmares), and we somehow end up offering sock reveals for $500 🧦💸. There's someone who pees every five minutes, someone who only eats off the dollar menu, and a guy who kicks every animal he sees. At some point, we may have even forgotten we were playing a game. Packed with bad decisions, weird logic, chaotic friendship energy, and way too many 🚩 red flags, this episode is for anyone who loves off-the-rails conversations, absurd scenarios, and laughing at things you probably shouldn't. Honestly, it's unhinged in the best way. 💬 Drop a comment! Let us know what you think—do you agree, disagree, or have even hotter takes than us? We love hearing from you! 🚨 Don’t forget to subscribe! Turn on notifications so you never miss an episode. 🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ECsJEmxuGlDdHWwnHeTQ9?si=eb517ff9651a43dc [https://open.spotify.com/show/3ECsJEmxuGlDdHWwnHeTQ9?si=eb517ff9651a43dc] 📸 Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/up.to.the.third.degree/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet [https://www.instagram.com/up.to.the.third.degree/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet] 🎥 TikTok for extra content: https://www.tiktok.com/@up.to.the.third.degree?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc [https://www.tiktok.com/@up.to.the.third.degree?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] 📩 Business Inquiries & Collabs: uptothethirddegree@gmail.com [uptothethirddegree@gmail.com] #Podcast #TrendingTopics #TrueCrime #PopCulture #HotTakes #UnfilteredOpinions #RedFlagsGame #PodcastVibes #DatingDisaster #TooManyRedFlags #UnlimitedCheeseBag #SegwaySoulmate #OnlyOnTheDollarMenu

So The One Decision I Made 8 Years Ago I Should Stop Dwelling On || Perfectionism || S2 E5

🎙 Welcome back to The Third Degree — where chaos is inevitable and perfection is... complicated. ☀️ Cold Open Chaos: We allegedly talk about perfectionism, but first: A heated debate if 10:30 AM is brunch or breakfast (it’s brunch, obviously 🍳) Muddy dogs ruining everything 🐾 At least one (okay, maybe all) of us crying over Canvas assignments 😵‍💫 Oh, and someone fell down a spiral staircase in high school theater and kept going. Because the show must go on, baby 🎭 💥 The Perfectionism Spiral: We dive deep into what perfectionism really looks like: The paralysis of being too afraid to even star Interpreting every bit of feedback as a personal attack Constant self-criticism, unrealistic expectations, and the need to be the best — even when it's ruining your mental health 💀✨ 🩰 Perfectionism in Dance: Here’s where things get painfully specific: Neurotic perfectionism takes center stage — aka the "if I’m not winning, I’m failing" mindset Comparing yourself to teammates until your brain is soup Harsh feedback, internalized pressure, and the fear of asking questions (because questions = weakness) The emotional breakdowns 24 hours before every competition (relatable, right?) 🌱 What Actually Helps: We also explore ways to cope, recover, and reframe: The good ol’ critique sandwich (3 compliments, 1 correction) Dance teachers who adapt their teaching styles (angels, truly) Learning when to walk away from the turn you're forcing And remembering your worth ≠ your pirouette count 🩰🥲 🌮 Final Thoughts (and a Goose?): Somehow, a goose steals a Taco Bell logo, and we’re still confused. But honestly, if you’ve ever: Procrastinated yourself into paralysis Cried before a performance Or confused your self-worth with how well you did that combo… This one’s for you. 💖🥞 💬 Drop a comment! Let us know what you think—do you agree, disagree, or have even hotter takes than us? We love hearing from you! 🚨 Don’t forget to subscribe! Turn on notifications so you never miss an episode. 🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ECsJEmxuGlDdHWwnHeTQ9?si=eb517ff9651a43dc [https://open.spotify.com/show/3ECsJEmxuGlDdHWwnHeTQ9?si=eb517ff9651a43dc] 📸 Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/up.to.the.third.degree/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet [https://www.instagram.com/up.to.the.third.degree/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet] 🎥 TikTok for extra content: https://www.tiktok.com/@up.to.the.third.degree?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc [https://www.tiktok.com/@up.to.the.third.degree?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] 📩 Business Inquiries & Collabs: uptothethirddegree@gmail.com [uptothethirddegree@gmail.com] #Podcast #TrendingTopics #TrueCrime #PopCulture #HotTakes #UnfilteredOpinions

Stars Didn't Make Me Like This, My Joints Did || Answerless Debates || S2 E4

🎙️ Up to the Third Degree – where chaos has three voices. 📱💬 Ever get a random FaceTime and immediately assume someone’s dead? Yeah, same. We’re diving deep into the chaotic world of unannounced video calls, the sacred rules of answering (or not answering), and why if you don’t text after you call, you might actually be a menace to society. Give us a sign of life, please. ☠️📲 Then there's ✈️ clapping when the plane lands. Why? Just dap the pilot up (or is it dab? We Googled it so you don’t have to) and exit the aircraft like a civilized human. 🛬👊 We’re also taking a stand against movie theater clapping — Spielberg can’t hear you from Row D in Ohio. 🎥🙄 Meanwhile, we’re ghosting therapists 👻, ruining surprise parties before they happen 🎂, and folding laundry just for the ✨emotional stability✨. Honestly, laundry might be the only thing holding some of us together at this point. 🧺💔 Of course, we had to tackle the age-old debate: is astrology legit or just sparkly homework for adults? 🔮 Turns out, being born under a full moon in Bethlehem, PA doesn’t explain your commitment issues — but it might explain why your joints hurt when it rains. 🌕🦴 And just when you thought it couldn’t get deeper — surprise! We’re unpacking school hat bans (no really, it’s a whole thing), how Sandy Hook changed dress code policies forever 🧢😳, and the criminalization of beanies. At the end of the day, being kind isn’t cringe, writing love letters is adorable 💌, and simp culture is just the bare minimum, babe. Toxic is out. Emotional vulnerability is in. So let’s keep being our weird, neurospicy selves and stop clapping when the plane lands. 💅💖🧠 Three unfiltered friends. Zero chill. Unlimited side quests. Join Lizzie, Lexie, and Natalie every week as they spiral from true crime tales into roasts, rants, and ridiculous rabbit holes. Whether they’re breaking down baffling murders, roasting each other’s childhood traumas, or taking wild detours into pop culture and petty drama, nothing is off limits and no one is safe (especially each other). Drop a comment! Let us know what you think—do you agree, disagree, or have even hotter takes than us? We love hearing from you! 🚨 Don’t forget to subscribe! Turn on notifications so you never miss an episode. 🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ECsJEmxuGlDdHWwnHeTQ9?si=eb517ff9651a43dc [https://open.spotify.com/show/3ECsJEmxuGlDdHWwnHeTQ9?si=eb517ff9651a43dc] 📸 Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/up.to.the.third.degree/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet [https://www.instagram.com/up.to.the.third.degree/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet] 🎥 TikTok for extra content: https://www.tiktok.com/@up.to.the.third.degree?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc [https://www.tiktok.com/@up.to.the.third.degree?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] 📩 Business Inquiries & Collabs: uptothethirddegree@gmail.com [uptothethirddegree@gmail.com] #Podcast #TrendingTopics #TrueCrime #PopCulture #HotTakes #UnfilteredOpinions #FacetimeEtiquette #DapOrDab #PlaneClappersUnite #NoHatsInSchool #AstrologyDebunked #NeurodivergentAndThriving #LaundryTherapy #Ghosting101 #CringeOrJustHuman

The Answer is Darkness || Are You Smarter Than an 8 Year Old? S2, E3

🧠👶 THIRD DEGREE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN 8-YEAR-OLD? We let a third grader loose on the pod... and things immediately went off the rails. 🚂✨ 👧 Lizzie vs 👦 Braden in an epic battle of ✨brains, riddles, and feral energy✨. Questions were asked. Answers were wrong. Knees were injured. Also? Someone tried to eat soup with a fork. 🍲🍴 WHY. 🔥 Highlights include: * A child destroying us in trivia * A rogue guacamole moment 🥑 * “THE ANSWER IS DARKNESS” 🕶️ * Someone yelling “SHUT THE FLIP UP” mid-spelling lesson * And a shocking twist involving roosters and eggs 🐓🥚 💀 10/10 chaos. Zero math skills. 🎧 Listen now to hear Lizzie get outsmarted by a literal child. #ThirdDegreePod #PodcastChaos #SiblingRivalry #NotSmarterThanAThirdGrader 🎉 Game Night Gone Off the Rails | Incoherent, Trivia & Too Much Chaos 🤯 In this episode, we play a chaotic round of Incoherent, where nobody knows what’s being said, but somehow we all pretend we do 😂 We struggle through phrases like “Ace Tray Taste Who Didn’t” (???), scream-laugh our way through gibberish, and prove that none of us should be allowed near a third-grade math test. ✨ Highlights include: * Dramatic emphasis fails * "Don't do drugs" becomes "Dawn Dude Rugs" * An emotional breakdown over the word "joey" * Learning (incorrectly) that Beethoven was blind * Discovering a new color??! (we swear it's real… maybe) * The Rizz sound effect makes its entrance * Minecraft chicken songs and Sigma energy 🐔 * Deep questions like: what is 7 x 6? (answer: "your mom") If you're into unfiltered chaos, questionable facts, and vibes that teeter between genius and meltdown, this one’s for you 🎧🔥 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more absurdly funny moments each week! #IncoherentGame #TriviaFails #YourMomJokes #SigmaFight #PodcastEnergy #GameNightVibes #OhioIsntReal 🧠👶 THIRD DEGREE: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN 8-YEAR-OLD? (Feat. Chaos, Gibberish & Guacamole) We let a third grader loose on the pod… and everything fell apart immediately. 😭🚂 👧 Lizzie vs 👦 Bradyn in a high-stakes showdown full of ✨trivia, nonsense, and unhinged energy✨. We tried to play Incoherent. We tried to do basic math. We tried to spell “puppies.” We failed. Spectacularly. 🍲 Someone tried to eat soup with a fork. 🕶️ “THE ANSWER IS DARKNESS” was screamed unprovoked. 🐓 A rooster-related betrayal took place. 🥑 A rogue guacamole moment occurred. 🤯 And “Don’t do drugs” somehow became “Dawn Dude Rugs.” Other crimes against logic and language: * Bradyn thought Beethoven was blind * Lizzie got outsmarted by a literal child * The Rizz sound effect entered the chat * And 7 x 6 = “your mom” happened. 💀 10/10 chaos. 0/10 math skills. Infinite laughter. 🎧 Tap in now if you want to feel better about your own intelligence. Or worse. Probably worse. #ThirdDegreePod #SiblingRivalry #NotSmarterThanAThirdGrader #IncoherentGame #TriviaFails #PodcastMeltdown #SigmaFight #OhioIsntReal #YourMomJokes

They Gave me the Pretty One With the Pretty DNA || AITAH S2, E2

Welcome back to Third Degree, where the 🍓 are rock hard, the nipples are tiny 😳, and absolutely no one is qualified to be talking about the “pee system” 💦—but we do anyway. In this episode: * A heated debate about whether “yay” sounds like “gay” 🌈 * Someone threatens violence over honey mustard 🥴 * We dive into “Am I the Asshole?” and immediately realize: yes, yes we are 🫢 * A husband takes a paternity test… and it breaks the internet. The twist? It’s not even her baby. Yeah. We’re in full telenovela territory, people. Somewhere between Maury and Grey’s Anatomy with a dash of CSI: Maternity Ward. Meanwhile, we ask the real questions: 😤 Am I the asshole for being mad about how my boyfriend makes my noodles? 💅 And how do you move on after being betrayed by tomatoes? It features emotional whiplash, accidental comedy, and an ice cream truck appearance at mid-crisis. Stick around Robert. You’ll understand when you get there. 👀 Also, someone is sick 🤧, someone’s flaring 😫, and someone’s shaking the table. If you came here for structure, professionalism, or maturity… yikes. 🚩 🎙️ Hit play. Regret nothing. ✨ LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE ✨ (And tag a friend who still doesn’t understand Punnett squares.) #DNAgate #SwitchedAtBirth #SpaghettiWars #ThirdDegreePodcast #FamilyDrama #WifeNotCheating #NoodleTrauma #RobertCameo #ButterNoodlesRights #EyeColorLies