You Are Not A Dog

Epstein vs Guthrie

We do not condone anything that Jeffrey Epstein did. Just wanted to start this by saying that okay...OKAY? Dante tells us the story of his amazing childhood game he played. He's no rudolph, he was allowed to play find the hole. We discuss popular current events from Michael Jordan to Nancy Guthrie and even managed to somehow sound like we are defending Jeffrey Epstein...  which again we are NOT!!! Remember, we are just some silly boys, telling silly jokes in our silly poor taste.  yay, dark comedy...

Ice, Ice, Baby

The guys are back for another episode of the podcast with more hilarity and even more buffoonery!  Have you ever wanted when cereal was invented and understand more about the intricacies of cereal? Probably not, but we sure have and we share that curiosity with each and everyone of you. Poor Hector... but don't hate us because he was never real! This weather is crazy innit? I hear Ice is all over Minnesota. ha ha Get it?  These are all just jokes... do not hate us. (but if you do, feel free to email us at thisfugginguy32@gmail.com)

Fake and Gai

Hey guys! Remember us? Hell we don't either honestly but here's an episode! For some weird reason, our obsession with politics (that we never discuss outside of the podcast) is a huge part of this episode.  We also get into some conversations about AI and the fact that it is becoming the new boogeyman. Whether you believe in it or not, you know that it takes a shit ton of water for some weird reason. Strap on and strap in as we get ready to enter 2026 gai ass.

Coldplay, Cold War, Cold World

RIP Ozzy.  Your favorite morons are back with alcohol and stupid opinions. What would YOU do if you were drafted into WW3? Listen as Mikey and Dante discuss their respective plans for the draft. Of course in an effort to catch some algorithms the guys also discuss the Astronomer affair... which one would you do? Mikey says stick to the wife and try to secretly find a way to get the CFO too. We're also watching Grown Ups by the way. Blake Shelton cheated on Miranda Lambert??? Dante hates that one lady from school. RIP the black guy from the Cosby Show and not Family Matters.

You Are Not A Dog

We like to have fun, but seriuosly you are not a dog. Stop acting like it ya Fuggin' weirdo. Also, we think we fixed the audio but ya never know when Dante's dumbass is the one behind the computer...SMH. Go follow us on social media and keep supporting THIS FUGGIN GUYYYY MERCH: https://dantecartercomedy.printful.me/ [https://dantecartercomedy.printful.me/]