S3 Episode 9: Long Shadows Pt. 1

S3 Episode 12: Sunrise Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma rise with the dawn in the second half of Sunrise, Book 6 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include small town wacky defense lawyer Purdy defending a murderer, leaving the women at home (to run the entire Clan), one final discussion of cat lactation for old times' sake, Leafpool pulling a major reveal Uno Reverse on Hollyleaf, Crowfeather cementing himself as the most deadbeat of dads, Tunnels Ex Machina, and finding the good amongst a lot of needless sidquests, halfhearted reveals, and groan-inducing plot cleanup....for you.  Thanks for another banger season, Twoleg Nation. May StarClan light your path and grant you the strength to punch your local fascist. #DawnOfSeason4

S3 Episode 11: Sunrise Pt. 1

Gaynor and Emma are awakened by the first rays of Sunset, the sixth book in the Warriors: The Power of Three. Topics include the newest episode of CSI: ThunderClan, the one and only helpful member of WindClan, everyone rubbing having a Dad in Hollyleaf's face, taking part in the world's worst murder mystery, and perhaps our most earnest attempt to rewrite this series (mostly just to get rid of Spottedleaf and Purdy).

S3 Episode 10: Long Shadows Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma lay hidden in the darkness of the second half of Long Shadows, Book 5 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include presenting at the first annual Twoleggies, Jaypaw failing to save the world from the Tribe, the major W of not killing your ex-girlfriend in the tunnels, more proof why you should never date a theater kid, Squirrelflight needing to learn how to read a room, special guest appearances by Emma's cat Jiji, secret cohost Charli XCX, and the cast of Glee, and Gaynor's honest reaction to Ashfur's any % noclip villain death speedrun (NOT CLICKBAIT).

S3 Episode 9: Long Shadows Pt. 1

Gaynor and noted math prodigy Emma skulk their way into the first half of Long Shadows, the fifth book in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include the audacity of an omniscient badger, Hollyleaf being highkey conservative-coded, a deep dive on Mousefur, the Power of Three trio going full Scooby-Doo mode, StarClan's special ops angel team, two distinct references to classic Godzilla monster King Ghidorah, and a surprise excerpt from the official Jaypaw x Fallen Leaves hurt/comfort yaoi fic.

S3 Episode 8: Eclipse Pt. 2

Gaynor and Emma pray to StarClan to bring the sun back (they've never seen an eclipse before) in the second half of Eclipse, Book 4 in the Warriors: Power of Three series. Topics include ThunderClan's sword of destiny, Firestar becoming a feminist icon, Sol the elderly gay stoner youth pastor (voiced by Maximillion Pegasus), some quality attempts at incorporating internet brainrot terms, going full film bro to talk about a fascist ghost cat, fixing the trauma of civil war by unveiling some of the dopest warrior names of all time, and a thorough breakdown of the morning-after texts from WindClan and RiverClan's awkward drunk bowling alley/war hookup circa 2010.