It's TP's Birthday and Syd's Gift Is Both Heartfelt And Threatening

It's TP's Birthday and Syd's Gift Is Both Heartfelt And Threatening

It’s TP’s birthday, which means a birthday poem… and somehow Syd makes it terrifying. HBD Mo’Nique! This week we recap weekends spent with the youth: from teenage Babysitters™ to Syd’s great-grandkid’s (aka niece’s) ballet recital and one truly earthquake-inducing fart. And we love kids, but anyone surviving a full day with children deserves a medal, so we’re putting together something special for the teachers out there. Send us your stories! Plus: commencement speeches so out of touch it’s almost as if ChatGPT wrote them, what’s happening in Dallas’ locker room did not stay in Dallas’ locker room, and we meet the newest W player-Awa Malonga? And to wrap it up with some whiteness, we drop our thoughts on the Murdaugh (read:Murderer) trial. Get social with us and let us know what you think! Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/ Follow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolson Follow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColson Follow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/ Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55 Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55 Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/ Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtp Follow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTP ...HOTLINE TO COME THEME SONG Tierra Whack ABOUT TOGETHXR TOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

WNBA Queerbaiting Scandal

Yamantha made her studio debut today (white people just take their dogs anywhere🙄). You’ll never guess what she has to say to the Babysitters™. This is a W Wide Web episode, meaning it's all things W so let’s get into it: Rookies at the draft said 30 is old-f what they think; TP once called one of Tulsa Shock’s franchise players an "old hag" at 28-don’t sweat it, they’re friends now; Syd and TP take to TikTok and Twitter (we don’t care, we’re still calling it Twitter!) to investigate some posts we’re sure you saw (*cough* Rickea, Dijonai, & Natisha.) Plus: Jade Melbourne chipped her tooth…again…and kept playing (couldn’t be us), Princess Diaries is a revenge movie, and a first-time DM-er asked about the teachers who changed their lives. Not you, Ms. Nelson. Lastly… HUGE news, hoop fans! Togethxr just launched a brand new sub-account, @ballintogethxr, your ultimate home for women's hoops: Follow @ballintogethxr on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ballintogethxr/  Follow @ballintogethxr on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ballintogethxr  Get social with us and let us know what you think! Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/ Follow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolson  Follow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColson Follow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/ Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55 Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55 Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/ Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtp Follow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTP THEME SONG Tierra Whack ABOUT TOGETHXR TOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

The Supreme Court’s New MVP is Gerrymandering

Syd and TP have been spending a lot of time with kids, and it’s teaching us all A LOT. A 6-year-old at a bounce house asked an important question for which TP had no answer. Gymnastics resumed. Syd got her biggest wish - another class clown in her family tree.  Since y’all can’t let us take a vacation in peace, Syd clears the air on retirement, injury, and where her dream final minutes would be played.  TP is having a little "hissy" (her words), otherwise known as a hysterectomy. No more pain, no more blood infusions. You’ll never guess what she wants to be called when she wakes up. She's kidding. Mostly. Plus: the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act and Louisiana is just the start, WNBA valuations are breaking records, ESPN dropped a Top 50 list that was clearly designed as rage bait, and Gen Z rookies are TikToking in the locker room after getting cut. And we couldn’t even tell a joke on the bus after a loss? Get social with us and let us know what you think! Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/ Follow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolson Follow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColson Follow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/ Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55 Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55 Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/ Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtp Follow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTP THEME SONG Tierra Whack ABOUT TOGETHXR TOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Imagine Naming Your Kid After the NFL Coach You Had an Affair With

It’s a dating episode… but unfortunately for everyone involved it’s not all warm and fuzzies. From an NFL cheating (and paternity) scandal to our queen Meg Thee Stallion being asked if she can be non-monogamous we’re once asking the question: is any man okay? We have some breaking news out of the WNBA (yes, it involves Brittney Griner doing the splits and no, we’re not over it), before getting into the mess that is Mike Vrabel and his very public situationship with an NFL insider. Married. Kids. Group trip? Sure. Meg Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson have us in shambles. Playing house, meeting families, and still confused about monogamy in your 30s? Be serious. Syd and TP analyze just why men seem so obsessed with women who are “hard to get” - is consent a turn off to you? We also get into a truly disturbing case of Haley Beck, a former teacher at Centennial High School in Peoria, Arizona, and the sister of social media influencer Noah Beck. Unfortunately, predators don’t look how people expect. Plus, a completely unserious “assassination attempt” that should spark a conversation about gun laws but instead will argue for a… new ballroom? And lastly, a DM that reminded us why we talk about any of this in the first place. Get social with us and let us know what you think! Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/ Follow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolson Follow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColson Follow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/ Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55 Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55 Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/ Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtp Follow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTP ...HOTLINE TO COME THEME SONG Tierra Whack ABOUT TOGETHXR TOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

#NotAllMen

It’s #NotAllMen… but it’s definitely enough men, and we get into it. Syd ran out of gas in the middle of an intersection in the pouring rain and you’ll never guess who came to the rescue... Yeah a man. Well, men actually, so buckle up for this story. We also watched Trust Me: The False Prophet on Netflix, which would obviously prompt a group chat conversation about who is “most likely to join a cult” (and there was a clear winner.) Finally, we invite you to join us in the moment of silence we held in honor of the loss in the lesbian community, a viral TikTok that is still convinced we’re dating, and a DM that gives a real life look at an audio to video converted viewer.  Get social with us and let us know what you think! Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/ Follow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolson Follow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColson Follow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/ Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55 Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55 Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/ Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtp Follow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTP ...HOTLINE TO COME THEME SONG Tierra Whack ABOUT TOGETHXR TOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].